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Haha My brother's friends name is super funny.

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PacificRimJob
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His name is chris cross.

his parents obviously had a sense of humour.

oh well.. thought i'd share.
Apr 30 2009 2:58AM
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Zoro
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u gotta believe me on this 1:  kid in my grades name is richie burns...   nickname for richie is dick
Apr 30 2009 9:55PM
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dylansiggers
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haha imagin that in school, calling attendance

wilnston, greg?

Wilch, sarah?

touch, dick?

haha
Apr 30 2009 10:19PM
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gnarnia.
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a girl in my class's name is sunny day. thats her first name, i dont even remember her last name. talk about hippy parents.
Apr 30 2009 10:28PM
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hartig
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megamo's real name is charlie murphy
i'm extremely jealous of it also
Apr 30 2009 10:30PM
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Jordan
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I know a Mike Hunt.
Apr 30 2009 10:34PM
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BKlein
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I know a brian o'brian
and theres the ex-nfl linebacker dick butkis
Apr 30 2009 10:39PM
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argo801
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my cousins name is ben dunn,    In class during attendance the teachers would say his name and he would say   "YESS i HAVVEEE"
Apr 30 2009 10:51PM
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Style+eeze
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girl in my school named Misa Baum... yeeee
Apr 30 2009 10:57PM
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PacificRimJob
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hahahaha i still have the scar!
Apr 30 2009 11:55PM
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Pinguu
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I know a girl named, Brimley Potgetter
Apr 30 2009 11:58PM
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mattridesskis
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there is a girl at my school who's name is ocean. like...that is her legal first name. so fuckin weird
i dont know what her last name is, but just the first name is weird.
May 1 2009 12:03AM
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TotallyTrevor
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hahah chris cross is such a sick name

i knew a kid name Kevin Kendal Kiley (KKK)

and know a kid named Zach Nutt, backwards is NuttZach haha
May 1 2009 12:04AM
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Goku
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if she wasnt hot that would suck, but if she was like smokin hot that would be a sweet name
May 1 2009 12:04AM
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mattridesskis
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shes gross, and really weird. She wears combat boots to school everyday....
May 1 2009 12:11AM
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Stauble
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hahah i cant believe how funny this thread's gotten. It's turning into an ns classic
May 1 2009 12:17AM
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icrashoften
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there was a kid at my middle school named long wang...
May 1 2009 12:17AM
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B.Aussie
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That's my teachers name haha

My ski coaches name is Anthony Hill

May 1 2009 4:17AM
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urbanjib
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we had a cop come and talk to our school about drugs

His name: Seargant Weed
May 1 2009 12:11PM
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DutchhGutss
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I knew a kid Mike Hunt.. so funny when they said his name in the announcements

May 1 2009 12:37PM
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.hanaski.
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May 1 2009 1:13PM
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richards
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oh yeah wwell i know a guy named HAIRY HOLE
May 1 2009 1:17PM
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VT_scratch
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does he like apple sauce?
May 1 2009 3:23PM
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skihood
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collin collins HAHAHA

i heard he is spanced
May 1 2009 3:31PM
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gordie.
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i knew/ know a:

brian weiner

mark hunt (so close)

suckdeep greywal

and...
drumroll please..
my alltime favourite/ the weirdest shit EVER:
kid at my schools name is
human McDaddy.

yes.
human.
mcdaddy.


May 1 2009 4:24PM
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MistaFab
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i know a guy whose first name is Gagin-Deep

and also an Aleks Vugina

May 1 2009 4:47PM
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Tortao
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May 1 2009 5:23PM
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mizzike
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I had that back in the day
May 1 2009 9:37PM
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tBatt
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A teacher in my schools husband's name is Dick Face. He must've been a bastard child.

And a girl I went to elementary school with's name is Cassie O'Cassio
May 1 2009 10:02PM
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SirFryanator
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ahhaha these are all so funny
A girl I know has a dad named Dick Head hahaha
May 1 2009 10:07PM
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inactive
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Tom Tomczyk
May 1 2009 10:19PM
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speightphoto
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there was a girl at my elementary school named Summer Day
May 1 2009 10:24PM
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splatters
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bewbs
May 1 2009 10:33PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
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My cousins friend, whom I have met's name is moosah moosah moosah,  my name is Joe Sumner Paine

alot of people say summoner of pain, and everybody has to say something about how my last name is paine

May 2 2009 12:29AM
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PacificRimJob
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hahahaha.

i remember I always used to crank up the speed to the max and put like ten cars on it and just keep them smashing each other over and over.
May 2 2009 12:57AM
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popNfresh44
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There was a girl who went to my old school years ago whos name was Cherry Pye. her name is still on the list of top students from each year in the main entrance. I know a guy who's name is Dick Cox. My dad knows an asian guy named Yushine Shu (you shine shoe). thats all i can think of right now
May 2 2009 1:12AM
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.travis.
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dentist in my town named richard sweat (dick sweat).
May 2 2009 2:14AM
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tBenz
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my friends goes to school with a girl named stephanie fuchs (stephanie fucks).

i find it amusing
May 2 2009 3:04AM
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Alex_G
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i shit you not i know a kid named gary deadly
May 2 2009 3:45AM
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IceCreamer
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There was a girl named Asia Minor at my old school.
May 2 2009 7:54AM
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pianoman
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wow that's a sweet name, but how the hell does that information travel from the parents to the kid, to the kid's friend, to the sister, to her cousin, then to the dad, to the girlfriend and then to the sister (your mom) and finally to you? all i can say is woweeee
May 3 2009 4:55AM
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argo801
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Buster Cherry

May 5 2009 12:51AM
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jasontheredhead
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girl at my school named phanny
May 5 2009 12:59AM
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Bpaddock
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there is a kid in my grade named ben dickensheets,,, no joke
May 5 2009 1:16AM
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powderhound100
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the director of this camp I want to's name was dick buttkiss.

and there is a girl whose first name is America, and one named Dallas.

the funniest so far is dick head. haha.
May 5 2009 1:27AM
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