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I need a PROM DATE!!! ASAP!

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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
This is fucking stupid but fuck it...


I have yet to find a prom date thanks to skiing. Any ladies near maine and are available may 9th hit me up.
hahhahaha FUCKKK

i can't wait for the hate.
Apr 22 2009 9:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I fucking win. Because that shit was never cool, never funny, it was always just annoying as fuck. Stop doing it. I win, you lose, you fail, gtfo.
Apr 22 2009 11:47PM
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Tortao
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ffucck, i need a prom date too, but mines on may 2nd. i better get on that
Apr 22 2009 11:51PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
that's when i got SAT's  man hah

Apr 22 2009 11:54PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
ask a freshy...
Apr 22 2009 11:56PM
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krystoff
Posts: 228 - Karma: 19
nay nay, TELL a freshy
Apr 23 2009 12:25AM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
Man it feels good to be outta high school
Apr 23 2009 12:27AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
ask ohninlines she will probably let you hit the booty hole.
Apr 23 2009 12:48AM
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Skibumsmith
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Apr 23 2009 12:52AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
better start looking for some desperate pink names
Apr 23 2009 1:22AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Damn, it's my friends birthday that day and I'm going to get pisssssed. Sorry.
Apr 23 2009 2:15AM
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brenker
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Apr 23 2009 2:32AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Take you skis to prom, so that you can tell ppl you took some hot twins and that you rode them hard until the next day
Apr 23 2009 5:22AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Taylor is legitimate! He's not some sketchy fuck! Plus he's damn cute, some girl better pick this up!
Apr 23 2009 7:09AM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
thanks =D
Apr 23 2009 7:20AM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
i lost.


where do you live!? i need a prom date too =/
Apr 23 2009 9:45AM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190

ok really! FUCK YOU!

i havent lost in so long!!!!

Apr 23 2009 9:57AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703

ask a girl from your local hill (thats what i do for every social event ever, i have nof riends at school...)

take your sister

dont go

find a pretty girl, slip her something to confuse her, put a dress on her and carry her around your prom in a wheelbarrow, then have your way with her afterward

Apr 23 2009 11:11AM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
This
Apr 23 2009 11:17AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
hahah i asked my best friend, now we're dating 3 years later
Apr 23 2009 11:34AM
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inactive
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Apr 23 2009 11:35AM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
bhahahaahahh YES
Apr 23 2009 11:43AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
hahaha, you might still be fairly new here, but with comments like that....i can see you going far. fantastic stuff.

honestly though, if it doesn't bother you, go with a younger girl. A freshman or sophomore. Sure it might be a bit awkward at the dance because it's probably their first real dance, but they'll just be thrilled to be there. It's fun either way
Apr 23 2009 11:47AM
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Frik
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 49
He has a solid point, I vouch for this idea!
Apr 23 2009 12:02PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
1) Find a bitch ----------------------------Best Option

2)Go with a chick friend as a friend---What I did last year, got a little frisky and fucked up a friendship

3)find a desperate/ugly chick----------Friend did it I don't recommend, they get attached easily

4)Go alone/with fellow loners---------As long as your not the only one it probably wouldnt be that bad

5)Don't go--------------------------------- I'd go but if you dont dont forget about the after parties



Apr 23 2009 12:15PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
dont be a fucking pussy you pussy and ask someone at your school.
Apr 23 2009 3:27PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
just keep asking everyone you meet thats atleast a 7-10
Apr 23 2009 3:30PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
go on your facebook, look at ALL your friends. youre bound to find someone free.
Apr 23 2009 3:37PM
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strongmark
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why is this funny/in any way necessary to make note of?
Apr 23 2009 3:49PM
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JamesG.
Posts: 373 - Karma: 106
sorry to say, but this is fucking pathetic
Apr 23 2009 5:39PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,017
EIGHT SIXX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NYEEEAYNE!!!!
Apr 23 2009 5:55PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
ill go...
Apr 23 2009 6:01PM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12

i completely forgot about it to man. all the good girls are taken. im just not going. its not fucking worth it.

Apr 23 2009 6:01PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Wow dude you seriousy need to smoke some weed.
Apr 23 2009 8:09PM
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RussBuss2o7
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
Ask your mother...
Apr 23 2009 8:15PM
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