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I just shit my pants.

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PaleCelery
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So I'm sittin in my little bro's room, dominating some nazi zombies, when I feel the call of nature arrive.

"No big dea;", I think out loud.

So I'm holding it in like a champ. Headshot. Another zombie down. All of the sudden I feel a little wet spot in my boxers.

"Oh shit!" I think out loud again

I run to the bathroom, ditch my pants only to realize theres some nice looking chocolate sauce in my fruit of the looms.  Awesome. So now I'm freeballing it, and telling NS my sob story. To add insult to injury, while I'm cleaning up my shitty asshole, my little sister (who's room is across the hall from the bathroom) walks by and goes. "It smells like you crapped your pants!"

Little did she know that she hit the nail right on the head. FML


Moral of the story: You are never too old to shit your pants. So when you do, claim it like a champ.

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Apr 1 2009 6:22PM
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_ice
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hahahahah
Apr 1 2009 6:24PM
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*Fujative*
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im in class right now. i need to shit.
Apr 1 2009 6:25PM
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beezey
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Yaaa nazi zombies!
Apr 1 2009 6:26PM
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amo
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pooped my pants in a zoo this summer... in Sweden.
It was sweaty and poopy. I had confirmation from a bud that there
was in fact poop in my pants. Most unpleasant.

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Apr 1 2009 6:26PM
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0123456789
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this thread is A+!
Apr 1 2009 6:27PM
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duckets.
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happens to the best of us.

respect and ++K for the bold claim
Apr 1 2009 6:30PM
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bout_it
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I feel you man.
This happens all too often when I'm sick.
Apr 1 2009 6:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 1 2009 6:31PM
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duckets.
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Apr 1 2009 6:32PM
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no_steeze
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i ruined a pair of pajama pants last year when i was sick
i had super runny shit, thought it was a fart, shat everywhere, i mean everywhere
it sucked
Apr 1 2009 6:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha what are the chances of that happening with the pictures, one after another within a minute
Apr 1 2009 6:33PM
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duckets.
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haha yea i came back in to look if it posted and was like shit.... i'm the asshole who posts the same exact picture
Apr 1 2009 6:36PM
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TechnoPotamus
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+K for having good humor taste, altho i already had you at 10. oh well. funny anyway
Apr 1 2009 6:38PM
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Malcolm
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hahahaha i like it
Apr 1 2009 6:40PM
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freestyler540
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okk, thats something I wouldnt be proud about...
Apr 1 2009 6:44PM
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squibble
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i shit my pants at field hockey practice once. it was soo wet and nasty went right down my leg.
Apr 1 2009 6:46PM
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beezey
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So This reminds me of a story.

When I was really young, I have a pic of the one peice I was wearing, which is also that last time I wore it. So my older bro and I were building sweet snowman in my drive way, we used to make them right in the middle so ppl would have to run them over to get to our house. So its getting dark and my stomach starts hurting and I'm super afraid of the dark. And the being scared part added to my tummy rumble. we have a really long driveway, and I didn't want to be attacked by an animal. I start freaking out and my older bro won't walk me to the house. It gets super cold, And my body is on fire. My little body can't contain the upset stomach so I start crying and try to run home and each step is like a squishy awful warm mess. So i start crying more and every time my stomach clenches from crying I let it slip more. So i get to my house, stinky wet, crying, embarrased. I sneak in to my house and dumb the icky one peice into my bath tub and fill it up with water to try and hide the mess. My mom walks upstairs following a 'stink' and finds me crying naked on my bed........ I still haven't lived that down, because I got in trouble for pooing in my pants.

Apr 1 2009 6:49PM
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prontocuts.com
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I remember taking some antibiotics a few years back that gave me uncontrollable squirts, I felt like an old person
Apr 1 2009 6:51PM
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chapz
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hahah it puzzles me why youd be telling ns you shat your pants..
Apr 1 2009 6:51PM
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[MEGAMO]
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i had mad beer/vodka ria all day sunday, and sharted. it was awful.
Apr 1 2009 7:09PM
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amo
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o pood 32 times in 72 hours
Apr 1 2009 7:15PM
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Bren-Ten
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i just pooped
Apr 1 2009 7:22PM
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uh_lis_uh
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bahahahahahaaa smoooooth dan.

i just laughed pretty fuckin hard at that lol
Apr 1 2009 7:25PM
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PaleCelery
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Man... I was hoping this one would slip by you.

Oh well
Apr 1 2009 7:29PM
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uh_lis_uh
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haha nah dude! i think its hilarious!!

and i still think you're cute :P
Apr 1 2009 7:31PM
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0123456789
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hit dat dude!
Apr 1 2009 7:34PM
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Gnarwall
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When I was a little kid I had to shit really bad. I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but I didn't make it to the toilet in time so I shit ALL OVER the floor. I'm pretty sure I hit some of the surrounding walls as well. I started crying and my mom ran in, she flipped out and got really pissed. She threw me in the bath tub because I was covered in shit and she spent the next hour cleaning up the bathroom. It smelled like shit for weeks and I never got to wear the clothes I was wearing again.
Apr 1 2009 7:36PM
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PaleCelery
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lolz
Apr 1 2009 7:38PM
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00nick
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hahahaha +K
Apr 1 2009 7:46PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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i was ripping the farts in soccer practice today i felt like I was going to shat but i mad it.
Apr 1 2009 8:34PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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made* damn this laptop
Apr 1 2009 8:37PM
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SKETCHY_D
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this has to be april fools shit like the 500 other threads kids made today
Apr 1 2009 8:38PM
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PaleCelery
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nope.... I really did shit my pants.

My brother is puking now too. Must've been good old moms cooking.
Apr 1 2009 8:46PM
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hartig
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when i was like 3-4 years old, i was wearing a pair of spandex biking shorts (no idea why, but i loved them), and i took a huge steamer in them. the funny thing was i was like 8 feet away from the bathroom
Apr 1 2009 8:48PM
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uh_lis_uh
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you know you're not living this down right? haha
Apr 1 2009 8:51PM
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_ice
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Apr 1 2009 8:53PM
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steezeaholic.
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hahaha +++ karma for making me laugh 
Apr 1 2009 9:24PM
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VT_FLO
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its ok dude, i pissed my pants in the middle of the woods when i was really stoned one time. Lost all bladder control. Once it started happening, I wasn't sure that i was actually peeing, so i shrugged it off until i felt it on my leg. At that point i whipped it out and finished. I was camping out, so in the middle of the woods i got ass naked and freeball'd it from there. Sooo worth it.
Apr 1 2009 9:27PM
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salomoNShreder
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last time i ever pooped my pants was in kindergarten. it was also the last time i took a shit in school. I am a junior now and never taken a shit in school cause it grosses me out
Apr 1 2009 11:20PM
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EvanMeyer
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i dont poop in school no matter what the circumstances are
Apr 1 2009 11:41PM
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DYFI
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The rules of pooping in school are as follows:

1.  Cross country.  You need to shit before running end of discussion.

2.  If it is the secret janitors "clean" bathroom, then it's okay.

3.  You have IBS and drank lots of coffee in the morning.
Apr 1 2009 11:49PM
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Dustin.
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Really?  No one yet?

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Apr 1 2009 11:49PM
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PaleCelery
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Apr 1 2009 11:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 1 2009 11:59PM
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DYFI
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Apr 2 2009 12:14AM
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Skyhumper
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Once when i was young I was out with my family for a family night. My little brother got mad because, well not sure why thats not important. So, he was mad and we were driving around the city and he craped his pants out of spite. (he was like 10). So instead of taking him home my dad drove us to the closest do-it-yourself car wash. They striped him naked and then started to spray him down with the washer. I will never forget watching my dad chase my naked brother around a car wash spraying him down.
Apr 2 2009 12:15AM
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Paulage
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hahaha this gets A+++
Apr 2 2009 12:25AM
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PaleCelery
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Oh, family memories. I bet this is a good one to tell his future wife/girlfriend
Apr 2 2009 12:56AM
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uni-corn
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I am about to go drop a big one too.
Apr 2 2009 12:58AM
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sick-as-aids
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when i was in my last year of high school, i had a curry the night before, and at break, kinda started getting stomach cramps, but hoped theyd past coz i went to a state school and the toilets were sooo sick in the 5 years id been there id never taken a shit.... i went to class and was like damn i need a shit real bad, and started to sweat, you know what its like when you get dihoriea, well i asked my teacher if i can to the toilet and he said no coz we just had break, i had to sit ther for 40 minutes with shit litteraly crowning out of my asshole the whole time, everyone knew i needa a shit so if had shat my pants everyone would have known, luckily i made it to the end and ran to the toilet and exploded out my asshole... if i had shat my pants at school as an 18yo i can tell you i wouldnt be alive today!
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