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Crystal-needs-a-park
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aside from obvious mental deficiencies, im shit stupid in the air. i have no facking clue whats going on. for instance, even when i know how to do a trick, any trick i know, i have a good chance of somehow forgetting how. switch ones, lincolns, even backs... i just go striaght retarded and land on my back or something. and today, i go to the pool to try and figure it out. trying rodeo 5s... as i thought they were... i recall olenick saying at high north rodeo 5s are just lincolns to the right opening your right shoulder back... but then i tried it the other way, opening my left shoudler back... and it turned out like some other crazy 5 thing that i could only do once and then got retarded... i go totally retarded on rodeo 7s... so yeah, what the hell, how do i get my shit together?
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Jan 14 2004 5:32PM
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TannerBalls
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nahhh...too easy


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Jan 14 2004 5:43PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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change your sig asshole
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Jan 14 2004 5:45PM
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lineskier10
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tramps maybe, repetition will help if you can get it down once
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Jan 14 2004 5:45PM
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freeskiing04
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i ahve that same problem dude, just think about what ur about to do right up till u do it
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Jan 14 2004 5:50PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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so can anyone tell me what the tricks would be lincoln to 180 by opening left shoulder or 180 opening right shoulder?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Jan 15 2004 2:03AM
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NoTeefa
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just go to a trampoline or diving board 3 times a week and fuck around, you'll start to figure stuff out, after a year of doing this shit you will have a wicked air sense


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Jan 15 2004 2:15AM
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dooner
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trampoline foam pit diving board whatever
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Jan 15 2004 2:17AM
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TannerBalls
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Jan 15 2004 4:34PM
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DynastarriderGP
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That must really suck.



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Jan 15 2004 4:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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so, once again, what is throwing a lincoln over the right shoulder and then a quarter of the way opening either your left or right shoulder back?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Jan 15 2004 10:33PM
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ECfreeski3
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rodeo

and yeah, diving boards are really good for air sense
and before you do a trick, you need to be able to visulaize the whole rotation. it def sounds like you can't
for a rodeo, all you need to do is just throw the lincoln, you will naturally start spinning, then just finish the spin as you come around, you'll have it



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Jan 15 2004 11:27PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah, but which is which, they cant both be rodeos... one seems like its more like a cork... but i dont know where i am in the air so yeah... it seems putting the trailing shoulder back would be corked and the leading shoulder would be rodeo... but im still confused.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Jan 16 2004 12:43AM
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Jibtech
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ass-sphinkter-say-what?













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Jan 16 2004 1:30AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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my day has come... i never thought that I would be the victim of a jibtech bashing.. but alas, thats what it has come to... i leave in shame for the weekend.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Jan 16 2004 1:32AM
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Balmdogg
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what






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Jan 16 2004 3:31AM
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BallinBU
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you'll probably die soon
Jan 16 2004 4:55AM
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