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My girlfriends dad is an ass

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NCJK
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
Last night my gf's dad wouldn't let her go to the dance that once again we weren't going to go to so we could fuck. I'm just hella pissed off right now and I really miss her. If anyone has any stories similar I wanna hear them
Jan 10 2004 2:58PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
he's probably smarter than you think and actually knows that you're just gonna root his daughter.

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Jan 10 2004 3:01PM
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NCJK
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
Dude he doesn't even kno I'm going out w/ her he won't let her have a boyfriend until she is 16 he just said he didnt want her going because she went to the last dance
Jan 10 2004 3:04PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Highschool is so precious.
Jan 10 2004 3:11PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
skipping the dance to go bone. how romantic. quick, someone create a made for TV movie about this.
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Jan 10 2004 4:11PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
NCJK... honestly, it's not the end of the world if your pre-puecent girlfriend can't go to your high school dance. get over it.
Jan 10 2004 4:29PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Wow dude you got burnt. But then again this really isn't the place to look for sympathy.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 10 2004 4:31PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
yea youre just gonna get burned
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Jan 10 2004 4:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
haahhahahahhaaha get your cream out buddy and pop a tape in and hurt your little friend tonight


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 4:45PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Bahahahah. Man seriously just fucking jerk off you'll feel better. Cockblocking is just part of life you cna't get bent out of shape about it
Jan 10 2004 4:53PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
My buddies gf's mom is like that, so over protective, she even goes to the movies with them to make sure they dun do ne thing

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 10 2004 5:07PM
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gauntlet1260
Posts: 370 - Karma: 12
Yea dude, relax there will be plenty other opportunities to bone, for now bust out the lubriderm and shake hands with the one eyed monster.

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Jan 10 2004 5:21PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
Dude how old are YOU? Cause if you are fuckin some chick who isnt even 16 yet, I sure hope you are 16 or younger, or that is just gross.


We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jan 10 2004 5:25PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
judging by the post, I really don't think he's much older than 16.
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Jan 10 2004 5:27PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
my girlfriend's dad was my sex ed teacher, beat that
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Jan 10 2004 6:04PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
all i can say is the dad OWNED YOU!











Go Big and Die!
Jan 10 2004 6:52PM
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sickkid13
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
no one needed to hear this

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Jan 10 2004 6:54PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yah I hear yah. I wonder what kind of person just decides......hmmmm...I'm gonna post becuase I can't bone my pre-pubescent girlfriend.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 10 2004 8:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
did your gfs dad teach you guys through it since he was a sex ed teacher?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 1:19AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I got my GF pregent you should of seen him when we told him he hated me before that because I'm not a mormon and I think he is on the racist side I'm part mexican and my mexican side shows so now he wants to kill me but it is all good.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 11 2004 1:25AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so he will have a latino grandson?? do you think he'll neglect him and feed him antifreeze?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 1:27AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I hope not but knowing the guy he will go out of his way and do it.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 11 2004 1:30AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah lets hope he doesnt neglect him, now thatd be terrible


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 1:32AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
how old is the mormon girl? thats intense ive never heard of mormon pregnant girl crazy.
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Jan 11 2004 1:55AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
She is 17 and I'm 18

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 11 2004 1:58AM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
actually that girl told you she could'nt go and went over my buddies house to get railed in the 'dirt box'. sorry dude. how was the dance?
at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
Jan 11 2004 8:48AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
One of my ex-girlfriends' dads told me that nothing woul make him happier than to cut my dick off...

That's about when I broke up with her...


On my way to goddom
Jan 11 2004 10:31AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
haha that is so funny^^

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 11 2004 10:40AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the kid said he wasnt going to the dance to have sex with the girl. Then all you guys said he was mad because he didnt get to have sex. huh

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Jan 11 2004 12:45PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
im 16 and having sex with a girl under 15. so what. shes only fifteen. meh, think its sick if you wish, i kinda like it






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Jan 11 2004 2:23PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
mormons are too weird......
Jan 11 2004 2:30PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
True they r all werid My GF is really not n to all the religion crap but her parents make her go to church and do all kinds of crap with the crurch which she hates.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 11 2004 2:38PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
so she is old enough to have a child, but not old enough to make her own decisions about attending chruch? interesting...
Jan 11 2004 3:44PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
you have no idea. if you tell your parents you dont want to be mormon they will flip out and your life will be hell.
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 11 2004 3:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
go out and knock as many chicks up as possible


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 11 2004 4:53PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
my gfs parents like want us to fuck

they always go out when i come over and stuff

and like make jokes about fucking. i guess they just accept that now matter how protective they are im still gonna put it in her bum


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Jan 11 2004 5:52PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
lucky bastard
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Jan 11 2004 7:05PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
my ex's dad was pretty chill until i brought her home a couple hours past curfew. it sucks enough when your own parents yell at you. its worse when someone elses dad yells at you.
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Jan 11 2004 7:13PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
all you guys with these young bitches better be careful, cus sex with a chick under 16 qualifies as statuatory rape, no matter what.
Jan 11 2004 10:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
its 14 now here!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 12 2004 12:51AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
im glad my dad isnt a psycho....he likes my bf.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 12 2004 2:42PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
skitheburg is wrong.


PH represent
Jan 12 2004 2:49PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
yeah, that's only if you're over the age of 18

I think, correct me if I'm wrong though


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Jan 12 2004 4:44PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
but if both parties are under 14 (im not sure of the exact age) it's statutory rape, cuz the law says someone under (that age) isn';t old enough to give consent, the same reason sex when drunk is technically illegal
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Jan 12 2004 5:01PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
well correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure if you bone a girl under 16 its statuatory, consent or not, although it does depend upon the state. we were just talking about it in one of my classes. you can possibly serve time and your name is put on the sex offenders list for 25 years. now i don't pay attention in school too often, but i think i'm right on this one, it's possible i'm a little wrong though.
Jan 12 2004 9:13PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
stop whining man my gf's dad walked in when i had my dick hangin out with my gf on her knees ready to suck it. try dealing with that shit.



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Jan 12 2004 9:32PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
^what did he do?


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Jan 12 2004 9:33PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
but if you're 17 and you get charged with statutory rape don't does it really matter? You're still a minor, so wouldn't your record get cleared up when you turn 18 anyway?
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Jan 12 2004 9:42PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
but if you're 17 and you get charged with statutory rape don't does it really matter? You're still a minor, so wouldn't your record get cleared up when you turn 18 anyway?
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Jan 12 2004 9:43PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah but if your charged with a felony and your 14 or above you get tried as an adult and you go to adult prison which kind of sucks
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Jan 12 2004 9:58PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah but if your charged with a felony and your 14 or above you get tried as an adult and you go to adult prison which kind of sucks
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