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ummm i reallllllllly need help.... very serious help.... if possible

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freeskimartini
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alright......... please do not sit in here and comment on me being stupid. so.... i had an incadent with a shit load of ibuprofin... around 30 to 50, i think. how can i make myself puke other than shoving my fingers down my throat and get this shit out of me??
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Jan 10 2004 1:30AM
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MARIAH
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its not bad for you and if it hasnt made u sick already ur amazing........but no seriously it wont doing anything long-term harmful ( my dad is a pharmacist i know this for a fact)
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Jan 10 2004 1:33AM
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freeskimartini
Posts: 598 - Karma: 29
what would sick qualify as being, right now my stomache feels like......... its being nailed to something and my head is pulsing....
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Jan 10 2004 1:35AM
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mikee
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what Is tha tstuff anyways? And you hsould just do the finger thing if you have doubts, its not that bad, my brother did it once to see what its like.

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Jan 10 2004 1:43AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Ibuprophin is what i used to use for allergies... and occaisionally headaches. That sounds like you should see a doctor or something. How did you pull this one off, anyways??
Jan 10 2004 1:47AM
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Lateralis
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doesnt ibuprofen help swelling?


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Jan 10 2004 1:51AM
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freeskimartini
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i have suicidal tendencies, we had no pills i could find besides a costtco ibuprofin bottle, i poured it out into my hand and threw them allinto my mouth at one time.
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Jan 10 2004 1:51AM
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freeskimartini
Posts: 598 - Karma: 29
yeah, but ibuprofin laso has a 'caution' do not take more than 6 pills in one day, warning
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Jan 10 2004 1:54AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
and you took 30 to 50?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 1:55AM
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freeskimartini
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yeah, i didnt count
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Jan 10 2004 1:57AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
oh.......get some help, wake someone up or call someone, anything


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 1:58AM
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J.D.
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Ah. We should start an attempted suicide cult or something, I'm in. But to be honest, I never thought pills were a really great way of going. A bridge would be dramatic, it's always been my front runner... and CO poisoning would be the least painful. Not that I'm encouraging you to kill yourself... just offering my perspective. Sucks when you fail and it hurts afterwards, ask my scarred hands / wrists (which aren't actually that VISIBLY scarred, but oh well.)
Jan 10 2004 1:59AM
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freeze_pooter
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suicidal tendicies aigh. u might wanna get that checked out
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Jan 10 2004 2:00AM
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Lateralis
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i have suicidal tendencies, i think of it everyday and many times during the day, but i keep myself occupied like write some songs or play some guitar, anythign@!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 2:01AM
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wrenegade
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yeah you might want to call an ambulance or something, if you havent already passed out. thats some serious shit.






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Jan 10 2004 2:36AM
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MARIAH
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thats kinda a shitty attempt no offense, but it cant kill you so it doesnt work. tylonel and aspirin do though
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Jan 10 2004 2:39AM
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aoe
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thats what you call a puss suicide. if someone really wants to kill theirself then they kill theirself its that simple. you are either looking for attention or are pretty depressed. either way you have my sympathy. so first thing to do is stick your fingers down your throat and puke, just fucking do it dont stand around and strain your liver, kidneys, etc. then get some counceling. if you like swallowing pills get some herbal anti depresants like stjohns wart or something. good luck with not dying and all.




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Jan 10 2004 2:41AM
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Lord_Piot
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its a cry for help

go to bed and finger your pussy youll feel better
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Jan 10 2004 2:43AM
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aoe
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^ hahahaha. thats what you call a night. 50 ibuprofen followed by tweekin your gouch




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Jan 10 2004 2:44AM
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mikee
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haha, anyone notice the guy or girl stopped posting...

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Jan 10 2004 2:47AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
haha yeah hey. stay away from the light....




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Jan 10 2004 2:55AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
it's called over dosing and you should call posion control. :\ they will just pump your stomach and some other shit because sometimes it's not the best thing to throw it back up. i guess you could just not do anything.. not very smart?


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Jan 10 2004 8:50AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahhahahha piot


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 9:28AM
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gravteck
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I can't believe noone has mentioned epicack yet. That's what most domesticated bodies use in order to make their children puke up those tasty looking 'candies' sitting around on shelves.
Jan 10 2004 9:37AM
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rhcp
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yea the person stopped posting...that cant be a good thing

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Jan 10 2004 9:45AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if i were to kill myself, do it fast and painless, blow my brains out


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 9:47AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
I didnt read all of the posts. You might need your stomache pumped, I hope you are.



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Jan 10 2004 10:49AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
just to let everyone know, it is the same thing as advil. It can cause live damage, ect. I hope she is ok, even though its a selfish attempt for attention most likely. Its a serious issue, and I think its terrible you guys are making jokes



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Jan 10 2004 11:27AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
i don't think freeski took that much, or even at all. because once you take that much you get all drowsy and i highly doubt that you could type like that. it would be more like 'hyey i jsu toksd sumr 340i=530 pilx ogf ibefprofen. wtsast do ggf i do' (not making fun.)
Jan 10 2004 4:00PM
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Lateralis
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30 to 50 is alot


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 10 2004 4:47PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
If they were small ones thats like 12,500mg.....if it was big ones it would be 25,000mg. Thats a shitload of ibeprofin.




better to burn out...
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Jan 10 2004 4:55PM
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3ski6guy0
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this is hard to believe. you cant swallow 50 pills at once either. and you would probably die. you can go eat some charcoal, ITS TASTY!
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Jan 10 2004 5:01PM
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c_lo
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Dude i think you need to talk to a doctor

Jan 10 2004 5:06PM
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yeti
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hahaha find a gun or something, make the ambulance guys work for their money!
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Jan 10 2004 5:48PM
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ECfreeski3
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this is a collection of the most evil posts ever on ns.com
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Jan 10 2004 6:03PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^Thats what I was thinking... you guys really aren't helping her out much, although I doubt you care. All that 'just trying to get attention' crap... you don't know shit about it until you've tried to die. So keep your mouths shut.
Jan 10 2004 6:26PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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true, the posts are cruel, but ^^^ yeti's post was hilarious



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Jan 10 2004 6:32PM
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CTripper
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you said grab a gun, to a person who says they have suicidal tendensies? *BITCH SLAP*
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Jan 10 2004 6:32PM
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weazelzb
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thats crazy... 30-50. gope u dont die buddy


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Jan 10 2004 6:36PM
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west
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Yah please don't go dying on us.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 10 2004 7:41PM
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mattwalker
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k, she hasnt posted in 9 hours... and according to this link...

http://www.uhseast.com/13018.cfm

you CAN o.d. from Ibuprofin and 2 of the symptoms are headache and stomach ache. If you are still alive and sitting here watching this thread, either click on that link OR take a laxitive immediatley! but i still think you need to go to the hospital.


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Jan 10 2004 8:00PM
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iggyskier
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i friend of mine took 50 advils a few years ago. GO TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW. though you may not die from OD, it can really damage your liver and stomach. My friend went and didn't get her stomach pump, they just made her drink a whole shit load of charcoal, as said above. nasty stuff. they said if she had waited longer to go that she may have destroyed her liver and given herself a really bad olcer. once again, go to the hospital right now!
Jan 10 2004 8:12PM
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Deann
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yeah there is something in ibuprofen that eats away at you liver and stomach...so if you dont do something soon you will probably be fucked over


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Jan 10 2004 8:21PM
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C.Royce
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holy crap, i hope you are okay...and went to the doctor
Jan 10 2004 8:50PM
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1212j5j5
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. noooooooooo martina. thats bad.
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Jan 10 2004 9:09PM
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aoe
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I think we may have a new first.... first suicide while on newschoolers




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Jan 11 2004 12:09AM
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snafu
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yo that was not funny about the first suicide on newschoolers. dont joke about shit like that
Jan 11 2004 12:21AM
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CrazedSkier1080
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yeah serious pussy way out. didnt slikjamesjik pretend to kill himself? if its really been nine hrs or whatever we may just have a winner!


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Jan 11 2004 12:22AM
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snafu
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shes alive my friend was talking to her on the fone while we were on the lift today
Jan 11 2004 12:24AM
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aoe
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well its good she was alive. but i want joking. seriously, if she really swallowed 50 ibuprofin and didnt go to a doc then she would be a gonner




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Jan 11 2004 12:33AM
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johnnypsunami
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whoa that was kind of dramatic...
get some help is what you need... thats not funny shit









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