pooing at school yo//

hahahaha, i was kidding dude
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you have to make noises to cover up the farts! I used the fake 'cough' and the fake 'Flush'


Crystal-needs-a-park='i A RETAREd'
Sam Caylor='I'm the fat kid that gets made fun of at school'

BannerTall='Where did you get this guy(spokaneskier)'
Powderdayz= 'He seemed cool but he freaked!'

^
You cover up the farts?!?! I celebrate them.. and I sometimes comment on them too. (unless of course I'm at work)



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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty
haha.. duty
haha.. diareha
hey lois... diareha

i was joking


Crystal-needs-a-park='i A RETAREd'
Sam Caylor='I'm the fat kid that gets made fun of at school'

BannerTall='Where did you get this guy(spokaneskier)'
Powderdayz= 'He seemed cool but he freaked!'

^Good.
I always enjoy (entertained by) play-by-play commentary by people taking shits while I'm at the urinal.

It makes my day!



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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty
haha.. duty
haha.. diareha
hey lois... diareha

ive never shitted at the school but some people used to shit and pick up the logs and leaven on the toilet paper despenser


HoldFast

this thread is fucking hilarious, ive laughed out loud so many times

I've allways wanted to poop in the urinal. just amagine all of the people that would have to be on it. and how bad it would smell. that is my goal in life, to poop in the urinal.




Jump off A Cliff

-Eric

but think of what the janitor has to go through...


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik

oo man






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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH

I found this on another forum, thought you guys could use a laugh.
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HOW TO POOP AT WORK :
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
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CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in
your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came
from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been
expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for
other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back
again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is
usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do
not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. his
can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk
up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see
an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See
CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANAOMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot.. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.


We'll have you dead pretty soon.

haha nice
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

^^
that's fuckin awesome.. I read it again from the bottom back up to the top and I must say that was one well written piece.



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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty
haha.. duty
haha.. diareha
hey lois... diareha

That 'how to' list was hilarious. I work in an office building and some of those things are a necessity for people to know about. I do some of them with out even knowing it.
Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy!

the best thing to do in the bathroom at school is buy 3 or 4 candy bars (like a twix or something) and put them under the faucet so they get heated witht he warm water. then smush them together to make it look like a real crap and hang it off of the seat. it is so funny. or you can put it in the urinals.

or bypass steps 2 through 37 and get a baby ruth


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik

i shit in school every day, in the locker room. its very peaceful in there
fuck a book