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Sex or Skiing? the debate

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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
one or the other, and u could never do the other one again forever, i'd say skiings great and all but i mean, ya know?
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Jan 4 2004 7:01PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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powder before pussy, pussy before park. but id choose sex.
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Jan 4 2004 7:05PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i'd chose skiing.
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Jan 4 2004 7:10PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
hmm, tough, but i think derek hit on it well.

the perfect day would be, go out and make some first tracks in perfect pow. then at lunch score some pussy, then after lunch go hit up the park. what do you think?



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'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'
Jan 4 2004 7:14PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
skiing i supposed. Theres always masturbating.

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Jan 4 2004 7:14PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
I was thinking the exact same as Backfliptime


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Jan 4 2004 7:15PM
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end_game
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
this might be the toughest descision i have ever made


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Jan 4 2004 7:17PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
how about this? you get kidnapped and your kidnapper is either gonna cut off your dick or your legs. which would you keep?
Always remember. . .Pray for snow
Jan 4 2004 7:27PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
your legs would probably hurt a lot more but then it's your dick. I guess I'd go legs.

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Jan 4 2004 7:34PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
sex or skiing... does oral sex count as sex?




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
Jan 4 2004 7:42PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
I've had some good ass sex in my day, but I'd definitely rather have skiing for the rest of my life. Hell, during homecoming weekend my friend Leah , her dad brought his 2003 Corvette down to school, and we were allowed to drive it. Honestly, driving that thing was better than sex too.
Jan 4 2004 7:44PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Youve had some good ass sex huh?^
Jan 4 2004 8:08PM
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DSpin_9
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
sex over skiing for sure.. It's like Thurgood(sp?) says at the end of Half Baked 'Don't get me wrong i love weed, but not as much as I love pussy'
Well its the same idea, just replace the weed with skiing.
Jan 4 2004 8:15PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
i would take my dick over my legs, damn at least if a hot girl says no, u could be like 'but i have no legs, what else am i suppossed to do in life'
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Jan 4 2004 8:26PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
depends on the girl, and the ski terrain, weather. why not do both though, take a hot chick to the gondola and fuck her then get off and go skiing!! the best of both worlds




-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
Jan 4 2004 8:34PM
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super_roadie
Posts: 114 - Karma: 12
id sooo hate to be a cripple. id keep my legs
Jan 4 2004 8:47PM
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SkiFree_MT
Posts: 395 - Karma: 9
ya, but life without a dick? i dunno. skiing or sex, also a very hard decision. hmmmmmmmmmmm i like the both idea too.
Jan 4 2004 8:58PM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
hmmm...hmmmmm...to tough to answer right now



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Jan 4 2004 9:12PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
you can still ski with no legs.. in those sit down job things




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Jan 4 2004 9:14PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
skiing
dick






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corn was made for shuckin
girls were made for fucking--GT
Jan 4 2004 9:47PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
ha I'd choose sex over skiing anyday

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
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Jan 4 2004 10:07PM
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Irotate360
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+haha+





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
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Jan 4 2004 10:28PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
you idiots. obviously its both!
people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
Jan 4 2004 10:58PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^What is it about the word 'or' that you find confusing?
Jan 4 2004 10:59PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
you could potentially make money doin either one, but i hear you gotta start with the guys and work your way to the girls in porn so im sayin skiing




It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
Jan 4 2004 11:35PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
sex on the chair lift then ski











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Jan 4 2004 11:36PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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jellybellies own


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Jan 4 2004 11:54PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
gondola sex
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Jan 5 2004 12:23AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
SEX. wtf is skiing anyways? fuck skiing. SEX all the way.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

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Jan 5 2004 1:20AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
skiing. sex is over rated. wait, by sex do you include butt sex, titty twisting and jerking off? if so it would be a hard choice.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
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Jan 5 2004 1:35AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Skiing. Unless all I've ever had is shitty sex, in which case I guess I need to have more to make an informed decision.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
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Jan 5 2004 1:39AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
last night i pulled this hottie from the bar, railed her and in the morning checked the web cam and it was -27. so for the first time i said no to skiing and railed her again


When in doubt...FSI


...fuckin send it


work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Jan 5 2004 2:12AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
yeah i would have to say skiing, unless its really shitty conditions.
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Jan 5 2004 9:19AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
sex obviously, but probably because i dont like skiing anymore


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 5 2004 11:31AM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
what derek said powder before pussy, pussy before park
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Jan 5 2004 12:00PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
maybe its because im 16 and always horny
'ill fuck anything that walks'
so ill go with sex

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Jan 5 2004 3:57PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I think I'd give up sex...

You've still got oral sex and masturbation (poor kittens) and stuff...


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Jan 5 2004 4:10PM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
id say sex... if you break a leg you cant ski.. but you could have other grand ol times






i need snow
*NS GIRLS*
i ride the lines
Jan 5 2004 4:21PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
let me rephrase now, no nothing vs. skiing
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Jan 5 2004 4:49PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
what about:

You either have to cut off your own penis and eat it, or not ski for ONE season...

If you would do that to ski you have some serious balls! Well, at least until you cut them off... *shrug*


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Jan 6 2004 3:20PM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
since i dont have a penis to cut off could i still ski and have sex?






i need snow
*NS GIRLS*
i ride the lines
Jan 6 2004 3:34PM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
I can't believe this is even a debate.

Sex
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Jan 6 2004 3:51PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Id say skiing, id just go purchase a toy from the porn shop.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 6 2004 3:51PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
you guys must have had some seriously crappy sex!! haha, oh man, just wait until you have some of the good stuff that will just blow your mind apart. I haven't skied for 7 weeks now and I don't even care!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
Jan 6 2004 3:58PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
if you choose skiing over sex you're either a virgin or have never had a good fuck

h3o films
Jan 6 2004 3:59PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
sex while skiing




i don't snowboard, i'm straight


Jan 6 2004 4:00PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
maybe I just havent had good enough sex yet



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 6 2004 4:12PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
what's your address>?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
Jan 6 2004 6:35PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
^Lol Tim. I think if the question was whether you were presented with an instant choice, sex or skiing, sex would be the obvious choice. But the issue of having sex is kind of a paradox. When you're getting it A LOT, it's usually when you're in a relationship, and even though the sex is good, you start taking it for granted, and I always find myself kind of being like yea alright. If you're not in a relationship, you might not be getting it consistently, but you could still ski whenever you want. I think it boils down to that during ski season when I ski, I'm usually pretty psyched. But I guess as I get older the thrashing of skiing also becomes a little less appealing so hell, this question is such a conundrum.
Jan 6 2004 6:51PM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
skiing, with sex you always have to try and get it with skiing its always there and you could do it whenever you wanted. plus theres always the other things.





TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
Jan 7 2004 3:41PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I would have to chose skiing because sex is bad shit I dont want to do it for a long long time

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Jan 8 2004 12:20AM
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