I loved this, hopefully you enjoy it too. I would have put in the pictures too, but I would be banned. I give you another version of Beer vs. Pussy.
-Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1
PUSSY 0
-Warm beer tastes awful
BEER 1
PUSSY 1
-A really cold beer is satisfying.
BEER 2
PUSSY 1
-If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
BEER 2
PUSSY 2
-Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
BEER 2
PUSSY 3
-If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public, you become a legend.
BEER 2
PUSSY 4
-If a cop stops you and you smell of beer, you may get arrested. If you smell of pussy he may buy you a beer.
BEER 2
PUSSY 5
-You normally don't find old beer.
BEER 3
PUSSY 5
-Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much pussy and you'll think you've seen God.
BEER 3
PUSSY 6
-In most countries there's a tax on beer.
BEER 3
PUSSY 7
-If you have another beer, the first one never gets pissed off.
BEER 4
PUSSY 7
-You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
BEER 5
PUSSY 7
-If you shake beer it'll get all agitated, but it eventually settles down.
BEER 6
PUSSY 7
-You always know how much beer is going to cost.
BEER 7
PUSSY 7
-Beer doesn't have a mother.
BEER 8
PUSSY 7
-Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it.
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
That's it! The clear winner is......BEER!
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded of discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for beer.
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