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HOT TUB RESTRAUNT!

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TannerBalls
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I'm going to start a Restraunt where your served in a hot tub...YES it will be awsome....nothing like a hard day of skiing and going to a hot tub to eat-I will make millions!!!!!!!!




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Dec 29 2003 12:12AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
think about all the old fat rich ladies too, that are like, this is the 'in' thing, im rich, and i must do the 'in' thing, so they hop in with their one peices trying to hold in their overflowing bodies, while pubic hair silently slips out of the bottom. and then they climb in, lifting their old ass legs as high as they can, stradling the edge, fuck, if i were eating there'd be puke in the water. and that wouldnt be sanitary either
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Dec 29 2003 9:31AM
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404404
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HEY I HAVE EVEN BETTER IDEA!



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Dec 29 2003 10:07AM
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twix_182
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You could have boiled diners and u can stick like meat in their hot tob. Also, if there's germs, just turn the heat 2 500 degrees and your doe.YAY
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Dec 29 2003 11:16AM
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Maximumsushi
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For some reason, I can't stop thinking about someone eating fried chicken in a hot tub and then the skin falling of into the water.
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Dec 29 2003 11:42AM
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bigsky_gurl
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eww or even worse, thinking about the people who were in there before you. I avoid public pools at all cost, floating around in little kid's sanitized urine is just disgusting. ewww this thread makes me feel dirty, thanks alot volkl pro :)
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Dec 29 2003 12:03PM
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downhiller52
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does the waitress hop in the tub after she serves you?




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Dec 29 2003 12:30PM
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freeskiing04
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that would kick a lot of ass...esp if they were asian
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Dec 29 2003 2:09PM
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P-JO
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Ya, instead of having an electric store in a casino, have an electric store in a hottub store. Then you can test out your tv while sitting in the hottub!!! Only good things could come from that idea.




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Dec 29 2003 3:07PM
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.scott.
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that reminds me of in duece bigalow when the he-pimp is eatin his sandwich in the hot tub and its falling apart and he's just pickin up the shit that floating around and throwing it in his mouth. hella funny

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Jan 4 2004 7:43PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
and then the tomato floats over on to the other guys hairy chest and he just hands it back and they guy eats it. so random. Ha ha ha
Always remember. . .Pray for snow
Jan 4 2004 7:44PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
and then the tomato floats over on to the other guys hairy chest and he just hands it back and they guy eats it. so random. Ha ha ha
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Jan 4 2004 7:45PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
yeah hot tubs rule, my gf has one in her basement, and a 50'flat plasma tv on the wall, it kicks ass


kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jan 4 2004 8:11PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
yeah hot tubs rule, my gf has one in her basement, and a 50'flat plasma tv on the wall, it kicks ass


kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jan 4 2004 8:12PM
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Naturalbornskier
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truly amazing.



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Jan 4 2004 9:13PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
due hot tubs are THE shit.. but man eating in them is not


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50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jan 4 2004 9:15PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
you could really capitalize with somthin like that, maybe i will in my town




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Jan 4 2004 9:16PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
what about a hot tub smoking parlor?
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Jan 4 2004 9:41PM
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shibby
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maybe if you had a bar with tubs like you could only drink. eating in the tub would just get out of hand.



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Jan 4 2004 10:08PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
yeah i like the idea but it souns gross to have like food floating around thats been in others mouths. I think the FDA would have a problem with it. IT would be realxing as hell though. IT reminds me of that seinfeld episode where Kramer lives in his shower adn has the garbage disposal installed
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Jan 4 2004 10:22PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
you get kick out of my restraunt if you spill food in it


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BannerTall='Where did you get this guy(spokaneskier)'
Powderdayz= 'He seemed cool but he freaked!'

Jan 4 2004 10:33PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
that ideas pimp. i just dont like the fact that hottubs fuck up your nuts if u stay in them for too long.
people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
Jan 4 2004 11:07PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
but you have to be nude


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Jan 4 2004 11:38PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
only if your hot....and no guys....but me


Crystal-needs-a-park='i A RETAREd'
Sam Caylor='I'm the fat kid that gets made fun of at school'

BannerTall='Where did you get this guy(spokaneskier)'
Powderdayz= 'He seemed cool but he freaked!'

Jan 5 2004 6:53PM
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