Why the hell do they even make the ones that nearly everybody hates, for example black licorice, coffee, jalepeno, and peanut butter? Those are not flavors meant for a jelly bean. Life would be so much more enjoyable if you could simply stuff some jelly bellies into your mouth without having to worry about a bunch of gross flavors sabotaging your taste buds.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.