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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
I Poped a blood vesel in my eye and now my eye is all red around my pupil instead of white, i feel like a retard cuz when i walk down the street ppl stare at me. how can i make it turn white again
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Dec 24 2003 5:10PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
no, u got it all wrong. u pop the blood vessel in the other eye and convince all the satanists that you are the rebirth of satan, and start a cult. then, when they drink the punch, you dont drink it. then we rid ourselves of all the goth satanists.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 24 2003 5:15PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
I have alot of doctors in my family, let me swing that question by them. I'll get back to you on it.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Dec 24 2003 5:40PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i think dereks got a point....did this occur while u were drunk and putting on that dress?
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-kevan
Dec 24 2003 5:45PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
My cousin (who's a doctor) says, 'stop doing dumb fuckass shit.'





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 24 2003 5:48PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
lol
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SRMC

-kevan
Dec 24 2003 5:53PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
fuckass...thats like 'what the shitfuck?!'
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 24 2003 6:56PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
'Exactly how do you suck a fuck?'
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 24 2003 7:20PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
i think it will jsut go away, ive had that before and i asked my dad who is a doctor and he said you cant really do anything aobut it... maybe try some visine or somethin'









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Dec 24 2003 9:04PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
i really, really, really like derek's idea...a lot


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 24 2003 9:06PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
hehe me too
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 24 2003 10:19PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
You are such a fuckass!


Teddy
Poniverus
''Freshmen are kind of like cocaine... hella fun, but still dangerous.'' - kamikaze
Dec 24 2003 10:27PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
hey cocksalt, my dad did that over the summer. he looked like a freak. it went away after a couple weeks, but in the meantime he looked like a weirdo.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Dec 24 2003 10:50PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
ugh that must hurt

-O M I

Ten Pin Bollers Cult
Dec 24 2003 11:01PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
holy crap man. on a scale of like from 1 to awesome that must look like really super cool. and yea my dad had that, just live with it and it goes away.
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NS Skaters Cult
Dec 24 2003 11:25PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
just 4 of the reasons I love NS:
cocksalt
fuckass
suck a fuck
shitfuck




Beat it like it owes you money.
Dec 24 2003 11:35PM
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gottarun
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
Does it seen just a little odd to any one else that only peoples Dads have had this predickiment (he he) any way i agree with the saitan idea.
'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'
-my little sister
Dec 24 2003 11:40PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
'what's a fuckass?'

and killy..cocksalt is by far one of the funniest things i've ever heard in my life..that made my christmas right there..
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Dec 25 2003 12:06AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,373
cocksalt? is that another word for ball batter?
Dec 25 2003 12:27AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
hello.... back to my problim people... this is about me
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Dec 25 2003 12:54AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
a fuck ass my dear boy is someone who fucks ass
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Dec 25 2003 1:01AM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
u got that right aoe
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 25 2003 2:16AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
'When can I pop one out?'
'Not till eighth grade.'

Perhaps the greatest dinner conversation ever.
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Dec 25 2003 12:23PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
I'm in eight grade! can i have tohse pills now jay?


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
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Dec 25 2003 2:30PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
I'm voting for Dukakis.


Teddy
Poniverus
''Freshmen are kind of like cocaine... hella fun, but still dangerous.'' - kamikaze
Dec 25 2003 2:38PM
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