hahahah that was hilarious for some reason, i guess i can just picture that happening
anyways i was at my neighbors 7 years back or so and hot to shit, and i was too shy to ask her to use the bathroom so i get on my bike and race home trying to beat the clock and of course i didnt. i was pulling up onto my driveway threw my bike down and tried to run but my sandal fell off and i stubbed my toe and then ka-pow. all hell breaks loose and my older brother is on the couch watching tv wathing this unfold as i run inside and go to the bathroom i wipe off the green liquid running down my leg and sit down and explode a second time as i come out i have to bandage my toe and avoid my brother and go upstairs as i pass him he just stares "did you just shit everywhere" i respond "huh what, no just stubbed my toe" as i walk away he spots some liquid shit still on my ankle and a piece of toilet paper hanging from my bathing suit.
One of my more memorable childhood happenings
At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.
haha that was the sentence after the first definition