do you play anything to keep yourself occupied on the chairlift? My favorite is rock paper scissors slap. This works best in a gondola. Its basically the good old game of rock paper scissors, but every round the winner gets to slap the loser. This may sound stupid, but this little addition can entertain for hours.
Northwoods, the ghetto of banff
COC session C
its always fun to spark up conversations with the people infront of you.. especially the younger kids.. you really notice what bad mouths the younger generation has. damn 10 year olds curse more than i do.. or you can play the classic game of have 1 of your friends get on the chairlift infront of you with some girl that none of you know.. and just watch him scoot closer and closer to her.. my friend did this once.. got slapped for like 5 minutes lol
This game only works at certain mountains, like Mt. Snow. At mt snow people throw like bras and stuff and i have seen even necklaces and jewelry onto trees next to the lift. The game is, you and your friends ride up on seperate lifts and each sit on the side that the trees are on, and you try to get the most things off the trees with your poles. The person with the most at the top wins. I know this is kinda gross, trying to get some skanks bra off a tree, but is fun.
Northwoods, the ghetto of banff
COC session C
aye my friend that is a classic game.. but it sure does feel good to win hahaha.. add a variation.. loser has to wear theclothing the winner got off the tree for the next run, ONTOP of there outer jacket and snowpants of course.
Nothing beats getting on with a few racers in speed suits, and then jumping off halfway and sticking the landing. Also, swing the chair up and down, but stop the second before the person infont of you turns around so you look innocent. If you have snowboarder friends, you can scrape the snow off their boards and make snowballs to throw at skilerbladers. And the inching closer to the girl one is great too.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
its all about the poopatroopers in the gondi. we throw them out at the top of the gondola and sometimes they will hit an updraft and just take off flying 1000 feet up the mountain and over the top, passing us.
'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
NS royal gangstar
Wow I never took the depropement thing into considerations, a lot of the time at the real shitty hill like around the corner from my house we hop the lift halfway because the lift is slower than hiking and the pipe is in the middle of the run and obviously we're too lazy to hike. Like scores of people just jumping, like 10 chairs of people hahaha wow.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
I like to tell people they dropped their pocket, and then watch them hike back up in confusion. Sing-a-longs are also great fun. trying to stand up on the quad is fun, or spraying dyed yellow water of the lifts on people, those were fun ones when I was younger, nowadays I just sit and chat
The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
i take my pole and hang it from the cable for as long as i can. warning: steal some poles from ur mountain until u get good at catching them
_________________________________________________________________________________ The above comment is the views and opinions of I, Craige Diaz and I hereby accept no responibility for them.
On friday at mountain creek me and my buddy busted out the throw snowballs at people, well my friend threw a chunk about 2 square feet large, nailed an 8 year old whose dad waited up for us and chased us, it was boss, i must say.
Member # 5605 and i still have the least number if posts.
At the mountain where I usually ski at (Kirkwood), you have to take a bunny hill chair lift in order to get to the backside......so i always pretend that i've never skied before and complain to the liftie that they need to slow it waaaay down...haha then when i get off and biff it and take out all my friends im riding with....haha it's lame yet it excites me
classic game my dad and i used to do back since I was three or four: on the second or third to last pole someone yells out a number like 500, and you cant lift the safety bar until you reach that number...my dad and i have encountered some jittery lift operators who wonder when we're planning to lift the bar
Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)
''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell