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Fuck I give up.

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GElay
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10
I've tried to get some skies for 4 weeks now, but there seem to be a major problem shipping stuff to the Yukon. I'm so pissed off. And I dont want to wait for like 2 months before i get some skis.

Looks like I have to snowboard this year. ohh that's gay.

If someone has a good idea how to solve this problem please tell me.
Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
Dec 16 2003 8:26PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
drive to a ski shop and buy some. There must be one somewhere. And driving a few hours beats waiting 2 months for skis. Make it a road trip.

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Dec 16 2003 8:32PM
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jibhouse
Posts: 734 - Karma: 11
^wholy shit thats genius
rock out witcha cock out
-boyd
Dec 16 2003 11:14PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
there are ski areas in the yukon?
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Dec 16 2003 11:27PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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Go to quesnel, they got skis shops
Dec 16 2003 11:28PM
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GElay
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10
OKej,
I don't have a car. I dont have my driving license. So I can't do a road trip. And you dont drive out of yukon, the closest city from where I live is a 5 hour drive maybe 6 now when it's winter. And that city is Dawson city = population of 3000.

And yea we have a Ski hill here. It's small but it's better than nothing. And we have som kick ass off pist if you have a sled.

So I guess it's back to that ONE big board. ewwwww.

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
Dec 17 2003 1:19PM
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A_Custom
Posts: 212 - Karma: 10
if you've got a ski hill aroung then chances are if your hill does not sell equipment there should be a local shop, closer than driving 5 hours for one
Dec 17 2003 2:49PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
i imagine he woulda noticed if there was a local shop, or it just doesnt have the type of ski you want. and whatever dude, if you really want skis, jsut wait the 2 months, and board till then, nothin wrong with that

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Dec 17 2003 2:56PM
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real9999
Posts: 652 - Karma: 10
Keep trying different shops. There's gotta be a thousand shops in north america, I'm sure there's at least one that will ship to the Yukon.
Dec 17 2003 3:28PM
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hucksterjibber15
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there is somewhere that will ship to there. otherwise, have them ship it to a relative or friends house that they will ship to. then, have them ship it to you. there, problem solved my friend.






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Dec 17 2003 3:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i dont feel like skiing anymore, i guess im growing out of it


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Dec 17 2003 5:08PM
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jibhouse
Posts: 734 - Karma: 11
the yukon sounds extreme
rock out witcha cock out
-boyd
Dec 17 2003 6:16PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Damn ive never heard of any ski hills/members from the Yukon on newschoolers, ill see what I can dig up for ya.
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Dec 17 2003 6:40PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
wow, the yukon? jesus, are there are a lot of teens out there?
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Dec 17 2003 7:15PM
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MidwestJibba
Posts: 983 - Karma: 12
dude really come on if u really wanted to get skis u could figure out a way to get them but u prolly just wanna ski for some unknown reason id appreciate it if u would stick to snowboarding and complain on snowboarding websites
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Dec 17 2003 8:01PM
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GElay
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10
MidwestJibba.

I've haven't been snowboarding for like 3 years so if i went back to doing that I wouldn't call it 'stay with snowboarding'.
And to the one who sed something about snowboard for 2 months than get the skis, fuck first buy a snowboard then skis? you think I'm fucking rich or what?
Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
Dec 18 2003 7:40PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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i think the relative idea is the best one so far, given the info you have provided us



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Dec 18 2003 7:46PM
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dilla_says_go
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fashion some skis from the antlers of a bull elk. you have tons of those up there right?
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Dec 18 2003 7:49PM
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GElay
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10
Yea, I guess we have a few yes. But i don't think I would be a to good ski designer.
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Dec 18 2003 7:50PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
^dude you need to chill, people are giving you advice to help you and you snap, that's very un-rad of you




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Dec 18 2003 8:37PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
^hahhahaha lmfao. dude i think its his sig that say fuck u i wont do waht u say. he didnt actually type that. thats funny





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Dec 18 2003 9:05PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
its like sayin chill to a lamp or some other inatamite object. god thats some funny shit





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
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Dec 18 2003 9:06PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
HAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


Simon' what is a claim jumper
Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.
Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
Dec 18 2003 9:41PM
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Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
HAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


Simon' what is a claim jumper
Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.
Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
Dec 18 2003 9:41PM
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Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
HAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


Simon' what is a claim jumper
Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.
Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
Dec 18 2003 9:42PM
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Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
HAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


Simon' what is a claim jumper
Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.
Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
Dec 18 2003 9:42PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
The most ironic part of all this is that he really doesnt ski or snowboard as far as I can tell, and if he does and he is that pumped up about it then you would think he or she could have found a way to get some skis. I think that the only way for this person to get skis is Santa. I mean, I know we gave up on him a long time ago, but maybe hell come through as a sort of publicity stunt. I betcha that this guy or girl or fag will be on this site for like 3 years and it will take hime half of that time to get a pair of skis.


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Dec 18 2003 10:31PM
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jibhouse
Posts: 734 - Karma: 11
duuuuuuuuuuuuude there is an equipment forum on this site- if you want them that bad, then go on there, i dont really think anyone is going to take pitty on you and offer you free skis if thats what you are waiting for
rock out witcha cock out
-boyd
Dec 18 2003 11:08PM
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GElay
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10

What makes you think I dont Ski or board? I've been skiing for like 5 years(7-10 and 15-17), been boarding for 5(10-15. But I'm on a Foreign exchange up here in yukon right now and didn't have enough space to bring my skis with me. So that's why I'm looking for some new ones.

Yea Maybe santa will give me some skis.









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Dec 19 2003 1:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the kid that said to snowboard for 2 months then ski probably thought you already had a snowboard. Thats what I thought. How can you be 17 and not have a drivers license?

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Dec 19 2003 3:13PM
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GElay
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10

I'm not allowed to drive her, becuase of the rules with the STS (organisation). And in Sweden you have to be 18 to drive.
Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
Dec 19 2003 7:04PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
alot of people suggested great ideas.
1. Talk to people in your area, see what's available.
2. Keep searching ski websites, I'm sure a number of companies will in fact ship out there (fredsfreeride, d-structure, sportschalet, maybe?)
3. EBAY! There are thousands and thousands of individuals selling skis on ebay. Since the Sellers are usually individuals and not huge corporations they are very likely to be willing to work something out with you. If you can cover the cost of shipping for them, I'm sure they wouldn't mind shipping it out to you.
4. The comment made about having it shipped to a friend's/families house and then have them ship it to you. That's a great idea. Think about it.
5. Go to your local hill. Hide behind a tree. When you see a skier come down the run, jump out and clothesline him. Be like 'what now bitch?'. Continue to taunt him and make obscene gestures. Flash off your wang, and be like 'suck it.' Whatever it takes. Then start to walk away, keep some distance. Say 'pussy, I bet you couldn't hit me with your skis from up there. You probably throw like a sissy. You couldn't hit me with it if you tried, ass goblin.' Wait for him to Catapult hurl his skis at you. Beware, if he's a good shot you might get impaled with them. No worries though, all part of the fun. Get on dem skis and run like hell.
Problem solved.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Dec 19 2003 7:26PM
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haha


Simon' what is a claim jumper
Abrams' it is when i come to your claim and steal all your gold.
Dumont' yeah the id fuck you up!!
Dec 19 2003 7:43PM
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real9999
Posts: 652 - Karma: 10
That message about saying chill to the sig was some funny shit.
Dec 20 2003 12:55AM
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