'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
that is the sickest jacet EVER! orage is awesome!
'i'm touching myself..
i'm not wearing pants..
i'm thigh deep in tofu..'
'lets shower the bastard with compliments. what a nice responsible young man he is... has probably never even killed anyone... not like that white devil harvey.'
-fkxpro refering to cko.
Yeah, if a penguin wanted to kill me, I'd have to let it. I mean, its a penguin! You just can't fight a penguin!!!
when I saw the subject 'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm.
well if it makes anyone feel any better I'm not wearing any pants and Santa is sitting in my lap for a change.
gotta love Orage's inovations, wheres the built in cooler?
'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints