the water

i totally feel it... salt waters better... cause i grew up on it. the sound of waves and smell of salt are soothing. i went to school in st louis for a year and i went fucking insane. i need water.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This

yeah dude water is so chill man.. in the summer i chill at or in the water at least a couple times a day.. which is why visiting my sis in victoria was so sick.. i could chill at the ocean, then go swim in some sick ass lakes.. it was primo


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

drinkig 2 litres of water can help you loose 200 calories a day wich in turn equals 15 pounds of fat a year





Seize the carp

i like water in a frozen state? yea but watered down drinks sucks ass
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courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
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this is mine
ok so have to do this to a girl u hate, so u go up to her when she's talkin and stop in the middle of her sentecne and go 'open ur mouth' wait till she does it, and then say 'umm.. no won't fit' and walk away?
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my love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in

i love the water too..
i live on lake michigan..and i'm at the beach almost every day in the summer..

the only way i think i could live not by the water would be to live in the mountains..even then i'd have to take a trip back here every now and then..
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- Andrew Berwald

I windsurf as soon as the ice lets out. but it is ski season now. Happy snow thoughts
mmmmmm snow goood

I love the water as well whether I be surfing or sailing or even just swimming.
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Andrew Franklin

FFFCHWWW What?

'Fuck you [Derek], i get hugs and kisses from all the hot girls at my junior high i got 16 hugs today and 4 from chicks who dont know me.' -linejibber550

Water's good when you're thirsty.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

water is life... just give it


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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

water is fun