falling off of trampolines hurts
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Although that is funny, I have seen something funnier. About 3 years ago, one of my buddies was drinking with his girlfriend. She had way too much to drink and said that she was going to puke. So my buddy grabs onto her, and starts to push her down the hallway to the bathroom at the end of it. About halfway down the hallway, she starts puking a little and tries to hold it in by covering her mouth, but some still gets out. He starts pushing her faster, so no more puke gets on the carpet. By the time they get to the bathroom, they are basically both running. She can't hold it in any more and pukes all over the floor of the bathroom. This makes the bathroom floor really slippery. Since they were running, when they tried to stop on the slippery floor, they both go flying into the air and land on the puke covered floor on their backs. The chick is still puking at this time, all over both of them and the floor of the bathroom. My friend got up, covered with puke, pissed off as all hell that we were just sitting at the opposite end of the hallway laughing our asses off. He then slammed the door and I began to cry begause I was laughing so hard. That was the funniest thing that I have ever seen - and it has held up to some other really funny things, but that is a later post.
Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.