ok so crystla mountain, washington has joined the queer universe and initiated a speed control program. fags in yellow jackets sit on various popular runs flapping their arms like freightened little birds. well the first thing my friends and i think of is stright run apast them... the second thing we think of is taking a shit on them while skiing by... but the logistics didnt work out... neither did the switch-piss. so we decide... pop spread eagles off the ghetto moguls and straight run the bitch past em. good times had by all... much flailing of speed control and much confusion as to actual skill level of people... say me and my friends. speed control didnt like it. but ski patrol waiting at the bottom of the run did nothing... so im like huh, ill wait for my friends... but no, while they cruised by there was muttering of roll out, but it was too late. and since im a pussy, and they were still 8 feet away or so, i didnt run... and i slowed down to begin with, so im a stupid bitch. long story short i got the asshole, they caught up to one friend and he somehow talked his way to freedom and his patroler wasnt an ass, and the other friend skied away a different way. my guy made me clip my own ticket... and since im a pussy i didnt ski away with his clippers when he turned around to the rest of the pigs in red that showed up on the scene. long story short, im stupid, fuck authority, fight the system, straight run your hill today!... but dont slow down.
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