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Operation_Ivy
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
alright this is how it happened. At my high school I was with my friend Zack in a class when some nerd made fun of him for the grade he got on his science test, he only did it because he felt 'protected' by the teacher. Later on during lunch break my friend went up to the nerd and kicked him as hard as he could in his calf making the faggot nerd fall over (so funny). Next the nerd gets up and aims a kick and a punch at Zack ,Zack then punched him in the face and gave the nerd a bloody nose and then the nerd had a crazy nerd adrenaline rush and was swinging punches and missing everytime, a yard narc then grabbed the nerd kid behind the arms and pinned him to the ground (hilarious). they went to talk to the principal and was told that he and the nerd would be suspended for 3 days from school (the nerd was petrified). Later me and my friend thought of this idea since our friend always got in trouble. we walked by the principal acting like we were talking to eachother and we said that Zack felt like killing himself because he always would get in trouble. The next day I saw Zack in science class and he said thanks to what we said they told him he could come back. All he had to do was talk to a counselor who told him not to kill himself. The principal had gotten scared that he would have been responsible for Zack killing himself and had called him that night telling him he could come back to school and he was not in trouble. the nerd on the other hand got suspended the full 3 days. So great.
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Dec 3 2003 11:51PM
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dez22
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i guess that stuff like that is cool in 7th grade
Dec 4 2003 2:33PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
do i even want to bother...
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Dec 4 2003 2:52PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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yes i do but 'operation_ivy' will have to wait his sorry ass til i get back from improving my mind at a college class
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Dec 4 2003 2:54PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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d-loc, 1/3 of serious accidents are done by people who test positive for marijuana. i do find this statistic a misrepresentation, but not how you put it. the percentage of the people on the road who are high are fairly low, yet they cause such a high percentage of serious accidents. that is the point of the statistic. but it is flawed because the testing reads back 90 days (not 60), so if you smoked weed within the last three months, you fall into the 1/3 category. and i would say probably 1/5 of the population has smoked within the last 90 days. the reason why they cause a higher crash rate is because most of them are teenagers, who cause more accidents already.
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Dec 4 2003 3:22PM
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shibby
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ya that was pretty cruel to the nerd due and joking about dying is not cool
Dec 4 2003 3:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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to quote the god-like van wilder 'theyre cool in their own right'
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Dec 4 2003 3:37PM
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five0
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my name is panos patakos..and i come to you in desperation
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Dec 4 2003 4:04PM
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SimonFiller
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ha...that dude that post this has getting a major ass ramification from the NS commune. good shit.
Dec 4 2003 4:12PM
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Trouble
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
'that nerd' is gonna be your boss one day. haha. this nerd chick i went to grade school and high school with was in ms. teen usa last year, i prob coulda had a shot at her but i always made fun of how smart she was for reading and being good and stuff. now she is a ton smarter than I and I would feel ashamed of myself to try and get with her (plus she would reject me for ridiculing her)... nerds are good, the only reason they cause any scene is because they get picked on from kids like you... you will learn my friend





i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
Dec 4 2003 4:32PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
like old school..

chhhEEEEeeeeEEEEEssseee...didnt we lock you in a dumpster one time

...i got out....
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Dec 4 2003 4:34PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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Ok now where do i even start with you little ass licking prick. you and your 'cool' friend obviously have teased other people, and holy shit did someone decide to kick your ass cause you muttered a half assed attempt at an insult.

The fact you call this kid a 'nerd' in the first place is enough of a reason for anyone with half a brain and respect for someone else to rip you a new vagina.

You have a hell of a lot of growing up to do. honestly!

now for the attacks on your character that have nothing to do with your post:

your name operation_ivy, you were still suckling on your mothers breast when they stopped making music. next thing you are gonna post is gonna be on punk music and posers and how so and so sold out cause they are on mtv. you know what go home and suck on your mothers breast again. you were much smarter then.
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Dec 4 2003 5:09PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
put some chlorine in the gene pool- get rid of ivy
what did the whales ever do for us?
Dec 4 2003 5:22PM
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J.D.
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^ Don't worry, there's no fuckin way he'll breed... He's a dick and doesn't have one. What kinda girl wants that?
Dec 4 2003 5:28PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Wow... That's pretty sad. Most of the things I wanted to say were already stated, but I'll reiterate anyway. It's pathetic that you think that you're so cool because you're a meathead. What a turnoff. I myself would MUCH rather have an intellectual conversation with someone than see some punkass get out of a suspension because kicked someone else's ass and his friends joked about him because suicidal. Fuck you. Have you ever had someone close to you commit suicide? How dare you joke about something like that. Also, you'd be surprised how 'cool' many of the intelligent people at my old high school are. Almost all of the people in the 'popular' croud are in honors and advanced placement classes. Sure, you may be the ones kicking the 'nerds'' asses right now, but ten years down the road, the 'nerds' are going to be the ones with millions of dollars and security guards who will be kicking your little sorry ass. Think about that next time. (Sorry if some of the stuff I said was extremely repetitive, but I didn't read all of the posts in this thread due to time constraints.)


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Dec 4 2003 5:31PM
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J.D.
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^Nahh, always great to have a girl say it too... now he can feel all emasculated. Once he looks that word up...
Dec 4 2003 5:34PM
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_alli_
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^^ya everything's already been said, but what the hell, he's an asshole and it might be good for him in the future 2 have everyone on NS point that out to him. op-ivy, u need to grow up and take u'r head outa u'r ass. the sad part is that someday that kid u beat up will have 2 put his tax dollars to keep u'r ass on welfare.
Dec 4 2003 6:30PM
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linejibber550
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haha this kid got so roasted and he cant fight back worth shit. here let me guess, u have a large black button down colonial style coat with nofx and blink 182 patches safty pinned on it and u wear etnies. is that an accurate discription?
B-Wald:
''primetime gay porn with a little animal sex''..
shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..
mommy: ^that idea has been done sooo many times.. dr. phil, helllo?
Dec 4 2003 6:46PM
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feezy
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Op.Ivy is cool, but he keeps avoiding the question about his age. And so what if he is insecure? That is not a valid argument in this case. That so called nerd should keep his mouth shut, and that goes to all of you. You never know how depressed or psycho someone is so keep to yourself. I would say that if Ivy is insecure that is really not his fault. So leave him alone. Hes probably 15.


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Dec 4 2003 8:59PM
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B-Wald
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'my friend got suspended for 3 days for mooning a fat kid in the locker room'..am i the only one that caught this?..that's fuggen hilarious..hahaha..

but operation_ivy..yer fucken awesome..don't let anyone tell you otherwise..you are the man..

smart kids deserve to be beat up..sure they might be succesful later in life..but man..they got their ass kicked in middle school..
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Dec 4 2003 9:10PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
in response to muteman, you must not be in college. otherwise you would know that to get in to a prestigious school all you have to have are good grades, act/sat scores, and maybe a good letter. that story has a really funny irony to it.
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Dec 5 2003 12:03AM
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J.D.
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^Yeah youre right, if youre grades are good enough they dont care.
Dec 5 2003 12:04AM
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J.D.
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god wtf is wrong with me today... YOUR grades... i hate that mistake and cannot belive i did that.
Dec 5 2003 12:05AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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well grades are all that most universities look at but not all many of the very prestigious look at a whole lot more.
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Dec 5 2003 12:08AM
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Operation_Ivy
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
haha you all that are telling me not to pick on nerds are fuckin retarded. I didn't, I actually have some nerd guys who I'm friends with. I'm just telling a story about something that happened to my friend, not me. I just watched and thought it was pretty fucking hilarious, shit you would have to be a fag not to think its funny to see a nerd get taken down by a yard narc. and the thing about him killing himself, i see that was pretty dumb. one thing i do fucking hate though is nerds who tell you that you are going to work at mcdonalds or as a janitor, they piss me off. Wouldn't you want to punch a kid who made fun of you for working at mcdonalds later in your life just cause hes smarter than you? calm down, immature laughs are sometimes the best. as for the schools are prisons, its from my fav sex pistols song.
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Dec 5 2003 12:20AM
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J.D.
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^ Well whatever... If you're comfortable working at McDonalds that's cool... nobody's making fun of you for it, we just tought we'd let you know, in case that isnt where you want to be...
Dec 5 2003 12:24AM
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Operation_Ivy
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haha as for my age im actually 16.
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Dec 5 2003 12:30AM
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BCchica
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your 16?....guess that explains alot of it.
Dec 5 2003 12:32AM
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J.D.
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^Not really, I know some smart 16 year olds. I can't believe he has the balls to post on this after he got his ass handed to him by half of NS...gotta give him some credit for that, most people wouldnt have wanted this NEAR the top of the page.
Dec 5 2003 12:35AM
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BCchica
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i know alot of stupid ones too.
Dec 5 2003 12:45AM
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UpDawg
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Haha...Ivy, just listen to yourself! 16 years old, still rather blind to the bigger picture though...maybe in time you'll come around, and if not, then hey, I always need someone to take my order at McDonalds...
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Dec 5 2003 12:46AM
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BCchica
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'welcome to walmart'
Dec 5 2003 12:47AM
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SimonFiller
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operation ivy has been bent over....
Dec 5 2003 12:48AM
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UpDawg
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Haha...too funny.
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Dec 5 2003 12:50AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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you called it yourself when you said 'immature laughs' if at 16 you are still laughing about something like that i feel sorry for your parents who will be supporting you til your 40.
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Dec 5 2003 2:42PM
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Infantz16
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making fun of nerds is dangerous, because they are so damn smart. usually they end up inventing some crazy shit you've never even heard of and going off on you.
Dec 5 2003 3:38PM
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big_foot_skier
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
did everyone else miss the fact that this kid probably read every message on the board, realised his pieres where giving him a royal ass womping, and in a vaine attempet to regain some self dignity did a total 180 on his earlier messages and tryed to make out he disaggred with what happened.

look tool, you mad your feelings on the subject clear in your first post, but in doing so opened your self up to a grilling, so start action your age and take responsability for your actions and gain some respect by accepting the fact that every member of the site thinks your a bitch.
'DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUF'
Dec 5 2003 11:10PM
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linejibber550
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To: linejibber550
From: Operation_Ivy
On: 2003-12-05 00:27:42
If you say I like blink 182 again I will kill you.

To: Operation_Ivy
From: linejibber550
On: 2003-12-05 18:41:26
haha u dumbfuck

To: linejibber550
From: Operation_Ivy
On: 2003-12-05 18:49:18
haha the only cock you've got is up your ass.

To: Operation_Ivy
From: linejibber550
On: 2003-12-05 18:53:20
u are pretty immature fo 16, f actually even are 16. u need to chill out and get that phone out of your anal cavitties and stop banging the racoons they love hotdogs and booze cuz ya see i was driving and then i smoked pot and met the magical christmas ham who went on to save hannukah from 1897 to 1638. back then we calle dsock oinions and nothing was the way it seamedyo

To: Operation_Ivy
From: linejibber550
On: 2003-12-05 18:57:47
speechless now i see! damn straight!

To: linejibber550
From: Operation_Ivy
On: 2003-12-05 19:08:54
dude dont even talk to me, I'm a homophobe.

To: Operation_Ivy
From: linejibber550
On: 2003-12-05 19:57:47
fighting on the internet is like being in the special olympics, whether u win or lose your still retarded

To: linejibber550
From: Operation_Ivy
On: 2003-12-05 20:14:20
that one is old, and by the was i am retarded i have ADD so fuck you. can you read faggot? i told you I didn't want to talk to you.


To: Operation_Ivy
From: linejibber550
On: 2003-12-05 20:16:00
then stop replying dumbfuck!

To: linejibber550
From: Operation_Ivy
On: 2003-12-05 20:20:03
dude you must be gay. I was replying to tell you to stop relpying cause you are gay and I don't even care what you have to say. So now I'll tell you again and see if your stupid ass can get it this time. Don't reply, I'm not interested in talking to gays.


To: Operation_Ivy
From: linejibber550
On: 2003-12-05 20:22:05
if u dont care what i have to say than u wouldnt click my messages and reply dumbshit! so how about u dont reply this time and then ill have nothing to reply to u mormon cat fucking homophobic dick sucking racoon bitch emu focker from south east equador!

To: linejibber550
From: Operation_Ivy
On: 2003-12-05 22:38:47
alright later my 12 year old friend. I wish my insults were as good as yours

he sure does do a 180



Dec 5 2003 11:18PM
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1260ProRider
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Here's my story...
Apparently, throwing snowballs at moving cars is a bad idea. My friends and I were doing just that last night. I remember nailing this dude's GMC Envoy, then proceeding to nail a few more cars. Just a few minutes later, the Envoy comes back. the dude stops in the middle of the road, a busy one around town, and starts yelling 'BOYS!! THAT'S A FELONY!! YOU COULD GO TO JAIL FOR A YEAR!!' He yelled it repeatedly. But then my friend decides the dude is getting annoying, so he pegs the fucker inside his car, through his open window. The dude got out of his car and started to chase us, but forgot to put his car in park. So it proceeds on down the hill, and we take off, laughing our asses off. Good times good times....

Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
Dec 6 2003 1:57PM
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SimonFiller
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good shit
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Dec 6 2003 2:04PM
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Astomp
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operation ivy, punk is dead you fucker. your just pissed cause your nuts are in a wad in those fuck tight black pants you gay scrawny ass mother fuckers where. i have never seen a tough punk. your just a piece of shit pole smoker. get a fucking life or else those nerds will take it over queer.
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Dec 6 2003 2:49PM
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jtski
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i hate fake punks. operation ivy, drop dead please



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Dec 6 2003 5:17PM
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nkmo.
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Its kids like operation-ivy who cause these 'nerds' to go all comlumbine on their asses.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Dec 6 2003 6:25PM
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linejibber550
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^haha
Dec 6 2003 6:48PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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thats hilarious. your friend had all the right to beat that kid up. he made fun of him for a bad grade


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Dec 6 2003 8:15PM
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lineskier10
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what kind of pussy walks up and kicks someone in the calf, and it was probably from behind, and thats quite a pussy thing to do, if you want to fight someone tell it to their face, and dont be a pussy about it and attack them from behind

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