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Progression thus far...

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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
What have you learned so far this season?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Dec 1 2003 2:05PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
that ohio weather sucks ass
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 1 2003 2:07PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
I'm headed out to hit up my rail for the first time this year in about 5 minutes, so progression?... none!

Dec 1 2003 2:08PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
fakie on to fakie off 20 foot flat rail




littering and....
littering and....
littering and....
littering and....
littering and smoking the reefer
oh officer thats not ours!
Dec 1 2003 2:13PM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
off the subject but i had a po po say that to me when i got busted. i wanted to stomp on his teeth.
Dec 1 2003 2:19PM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
can do low 15' rails, and not much else

mmmm skis
Dec 1 2003 2:44PM
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LineBoarder
Posts: 3762 - Karma: 84
switch on... (small rails) and switch off... first day, havent been back to the hill since.... bummer





'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

* Empire Freeride, Session 3*
Dec 1 2003 2:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Its hard to carve on grass.

Coming Soon...
Dec 1 2003 3:16PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
c-rails, and gotten more comfortable on switch ups, 270 on, and unnatrual.
-Pat
WBP|films

you're all so worthless
Dec 1 2003 3:17PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
switch on, switch off, and unnatural
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 1 2003 3:24PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
switch butter unattural slide to fakie
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
Dec 1 2003 4:09PM
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dave_euler
Posts: 1699 - Karma: 391
270 and 450 disaster, switch 270 on
Dec 1 2003 4:15PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
haha, yeah really... grass is pretty slow, and it makes your skis/boots/bindings really muddy.


-Jason
Dec 1 2003 4:22PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Switch on to small rail, did this gap thing and slid the big rail at my hill, learned all that the second day of the season, hoping to learn backs one of the next times I go out and switchups.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Dec 1 2003 4:56PM
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PipeMonkey
Posts: 398 - Karma: 8
How to throw tail grabs in spins

Proudly bringing terrain parks to Toronto.
Dec 1 2003 5:06PM
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dirty_dreb
Posts: 2659 - Karma: 19
blunts with spins, c rail
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mark d
Dec 1 2003 5:22PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
straight long rails
h3o films
Dec 1 2003 5:26PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
rails do seem to make for some quick progression
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 1 2003 5:43PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
yeah alot of kids can do rails but suck at everything else



w.m.h
Dec 1 2003 5:54PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
^ thats kids from the east....
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
Dec 1 2003 5:57PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
there was a tree jib at k-town saturday but it wasnt really progression hahaha
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Dec 1 2003 6:00PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
corks and criticals in my spins. and switch unatural buttahs.
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'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
Dec 1 2003 6:06PM
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enemy1080
Posts: 510 - Karma: 11
I'm with my ohio buddies above and agreeing that ohio weather sucks

Thats just my opinion

B.F.S.C

We do it froggy style!

Dec 1 2003 6:07PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
takeing the carving turns to an extreme level





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Dec 1 2003 6:09PM
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Justo8484
Posts: 3905 - Karma: 204
pennsylvania weather isnt much better. although i will be skiing in no more than 13 days
Fear causes hesitation and hesitation causes your worst fears to come true
Dec 1 2003 6:45PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
im in the right state of mind and really motivated to throw any trick my body will let me. though i cant because im resort isnt open yet





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
Dec 1 2003 6:50PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
not having your skis yet sucks

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BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved

LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE
Dec 1 2003 6:53PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
switch 270 on, 270 unnatural, backside 270 out (easier than frontside but for some reason never tried it last year), butters on, crazy spinnage on boxes, and uh disasters


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Dec 1 2003 6:54PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
i learned how to break my left collarbone hella good.
but before that, i learned rainbow rails and 270s off flat rails.

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Dec 1 2003 7:35PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
butta 180 over stairs to fakie out.

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'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Dec 1 2003 8:54PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
swich on 270 out, switch on switch out
less sketchy switch ups, all we have is rails right now

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Dec 1 2003 8:57PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
INDIANA sucks my NUTS. i hate it. i gotta get outta here when i get older. i am pissed.
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Dec 1 2003 8:59PM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
kinda learnt switch 270 onto rails but only on my gay little rail in my backyard... oh and how to break skis in the first two weeks of skiing



STEEZ RiDeRs
Dec 1 2003 9:01PM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
did my first c box,. but it was also the first time i tried one/

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
Dec 1 2003 11:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
nothing cuz i wont be skiing till after christmas probably


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Dec 1 2003 11:39PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i dont think im gonna try anything new till january, im just trying to get comfy again


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
dinomytE'
Dec 1 2003 11:41PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
that ohio weather sucks ass


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Dec 2 2003 12:02AM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
very true about our ohio/indiana weather. god must hate us all this season.
Dec 2 2003 12:08AM
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Trouble
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY HIT THE MOUNTAIN YET FOR THE SEASON?





i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
Dec 5 2003 4:09AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
I havn't hit any rails yet this season because we had two feet of fresh powder on our 2 1/2foot base. no grass skiing here!!!
Dec 5 2003 4:17AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
Sven, my ski instructor, says my pie turns are coming along nicely, and by February I might be ready to leave the tow rope behind and start skiing some green runs.
Dec 5 2003 12:41PM
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1080SwitchRider
Posts: 246 - Karma: 9
i learned that you can rip your very expensive snow pants when you bail on your first rail of the season...
'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
Dec 5 2003 12:48PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
On Halloween I was completely plastered and I accidently learned a zero spin, unfortunately it was when someone knocked me off the stage at a club. I wasn't expecting it and I totally ate shit, now my knee and ankle are fucked and I can't ski till at least mid January!


'It smells like Otto's Jacket!'
Dec 5 2003 12:56PM
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ktlu
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 25
PA weather sucks... i will be skiing in 7 days for the first time this season
Dec 5 2003 1:45PM
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patrickcowan
Posts: 3713 - Karma: 218
270 off c-rail and got my 7's dialed again





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'bend ova and fill me crevace'
gay Irish guy
Dec 5 2003 1:52PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
um, no jumps yet. but I can do a one foot slide on small rails...and nose press some boxes


yay skiing

Dec 5 2003 2:02PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
unatural silds and switch to c-box
Dec 5 2003 2:45PM
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bob_dole
Posts: 4076 - Karma: 1,579
270s out both ways, 180s off of lil drops, noseslides, and getting comfortable spinning other way...oh yea i got the h flip down pretty good now too
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Dec 5 2003 2:45PM
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