I might be willing to unload these (emphasis on the might)
Ninthward THA 187 139-109-129 mounted twice with some FKS 185
Make me an offer if you're interested.
RE: the insult "That's gayer than AIDS"
Your insult would have made sense if it was said in the 80s or 90s, but now the incidence of AIDS is more prevalent in heterosexual individuals*... the correct way to try pwning someone with that statement now a days is to say "I'm sorry to those I offend, but that was officially more heterosexual than AIDS".
Sorry you fail.