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I just ate an entire box of macaroni and cheese

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JHDski47
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in about three and a half minutes.  It was the crappy Stop & Shop brand too.  I feel like I'm about to shit, die, puke, and explode all at the same time.  Just some great advice for you guys, do not under any circumstances eat that much mac and cheese in so little time.  I'm not entirely sure why I felt the need to make this thread but yeah.

Dec 12 2008 4:01PM
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mmallender.
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how old are you? im only asking because a full box really isnt that much at all. no hate, try some pepto bismol or tums or something
Dec 12 2008 4:04PM
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k-rob
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dude, maybe it's just the brand. i've never eaten less than a full box.
Dec 12 2008 4:05PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Once you start you can't stop.
Mac is gross though, but my girlfriend loves that shit for some reason.
Dec 12 2008 4:08PM
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JHDski47
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yeah its not that much...but 3 minutes is shoveling it down, plus i had lunch about an hour and a half ago so maybe thats why im soo full
Dec 12 2008 4:10PM
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k-rob
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i can't help but shovel down mac n cheese, i don't even chew just swallow(shit slides down easy), but then i always end up getting the hiccups and have to sip some drink to make them go away.
Dec 12 2008 4:12PM
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freezed
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who eats less than a full box??
Dec 12 2008 4:14PM
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skier_boy26
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those pastas in a box will be the death of me with their sodium and shit. i'll shovel down a box of mac and cheese or pastaroni as a side for something else.
It's good though.
Dec 12 2008 4:15PM
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mellifluous
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hahahahahha
Dec 12 2008 4:15PM
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DrStrangelove
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about once a week when i get done skiing i have a tendency to eat a whole damn box of kraft dinner straight out of the skillet

i get so goddamn hungry on powder days...there isnt much else that hits the spot
Dec 12 2008 4:17PM
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ski_DC
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its all about Annie's Organic shells and white cheddar mac and cheese. I probably eat like a box a week at least. best macaroni in the world. and the box is purple, with a rabbit on it. straight ballin.
Dec 12 2008 4:22PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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That stuff is ok, the sauce isn't as creamy though, but I'm sure it's far better (healthier) than whatever kraft puts in their "special sauce".  Probably just some guy in the back beating off into something then they turn it into a powder and make it orange.
Dec 12 2008 4:25PM
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mmallender.
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oh my god.... easily the best macaroni ive ever eaten in my life.... sooooooooo good
Dec 12 2008 4:27PM
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b-kul
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annies is what its all about
Dec 12 2008 4:38PM
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ski_DC
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the secret to annie's is to not follow the directions. when you drain the pasta, instead of making the sauce in a bowl and then mixing in the pasta, put the drained shells back into the pot, and as soon as you can (to make sure the pot is still hot) mix in the cheese. Also, dont use the milk and butter, it gets too watery. use half n' half instead, and only a little bit. that way the sauce is thicker, and you will love the world.
Dec 12 2008 4:50PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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yea i always get the seashell ones from albertsons they are so good, i always make a box and eat half as lunch half as dinner, they are a little larger then the average box tho so its legit
Dec 12 2008 4:53PM
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ko.
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couldn't have said it better myself, suchhhhhh good mac and cheese!

Dec 12 2008 5:18PM
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Nicholas.
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.........thatssss what she said.
Dec 12 2008 5:21PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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is your dick a noodle?
Dec 12 2008 5:29PM
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HenniferLopez
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I JUST got back from the store with some mac and cheese. and I will be eating an entire box myself in about 10 minutes. and I'm a girl.
Dec 12 2008 5:29PM
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mmallender.
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congratulations! haha
Dec 12 2008 5:34PM
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vinnyT
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somebodys got to do it:

cool story hansel
Dec 12 2008 5:52PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Dec 12 2008 5:54PM
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BigMeech621
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its been done b4 dude.
Dec 12 2008 7:12PM
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Nicholas.
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dude cmon you dont question thats what she saids....

and i just ate a box of annies, i went all the way to the store cause of this thread.
Dec 12 2008 7:19PM
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Schoellkopf
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Annie's FTW!

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Dec 12 2008 8:21PM
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k-rob
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2 girls 1 cup?
Dec 12 2008 8:25PM
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Nicholas.
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oh god.......
Dec 12 2008 10:35PM
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CFD
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its the only way
Dec 14 2008 7:10AM
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ParkE
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no way i am eating some now
Dec 14 2008 11:46AM
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