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Shoes On Telephone Wires

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Parker.
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So i found a nice pair of shoes dangling from some telephone wires and they look like their just my size. Unfortunately there aren't have woods nearby so i couldn't get them down with a long tree branch. Any suggestions?
Dec 10 2008 10:49AM
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Parker.
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and by aren't have woods, I mean there aren't any woods nearby
Dec 10 2008 10:50AM
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DANETRON
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Some kind of long thin object would work. Or you could chop the pole down
Dec 10 2008 10:54AM
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Jodi
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^^OOH I cant WAIT to see how this turns out. DARWIN AWARDS anyone?
Dec 10 2008 10:56AM
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comeatmebro
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long stick. wooden!
Dec 10 2008 10:58AM
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PopsicleStand
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hood rat shit right there
Dec 10 2008 11:02AM
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-Mugatu
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dont chop the pole down, thats stupid. get a super long hedge clippers and just take down the wire. easier for the people to fix it.
Dec 10 2008 11:04AM
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-Mugatu
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you have shoe dealers that come up to you on the street??
Dec 10 2008 11:12AM
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bikerocker
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Dec 10 2008 11:20AM
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Steeze420
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if the dealer sees you steeling his shoe, he will be pissed.
Dec 10 2008 11:27AM
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Parker.
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fuck the dealer, i want his shoes
Dec 10 2008 11:35AM
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DANETRON
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Yes that is a much better idea but you have to jump while you do it so you arent grounded and shock yourself
Dec 10 2008 12:03PM
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eastside
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i find it hard to believe that you cant find a tree branch in the middle of vermont.
Dec 10 2008 12:07PM
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Tinga
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i think your best shot is during a lightning storm your going to want to get a large old school tv antenna and try to poke the shoes over. the key here is to make sure everything is wet.
Dec 10 2008 12:08PM
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spruitm
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no no, train a bird to order food from mcdonalds for you, which he will always get for free cause its a bird, and then on one of his journeys back have him grab the shoes.
Dec 10 2008 12:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
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ftw
Dec 10 2008 12:37PM
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Scott~
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Throwing axes obviously~
Dec 10 2008 12:38PM
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KravtZ
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thats a lot of shoes
Dec 10 2008 12:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
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why do people do that anyway? i never understand why you'd do that
Dec 10 2008 2:24PM
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Deletedtoday
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get a wet metal pole then just shake the wire till they fall duhhh
Dec 10 2008 2:26PM
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Hansel.
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my friend from Baltimore said people do that in b-more when some one of their crew gets killed or something.
Dec 10 2008 2:28PM
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comeatmebro
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drug dealers throw shoes on their telephone wires so you know they are there.
Dec 10 2008 2:31PM
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eastside
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your friend is wrong. it only tells where dealers are.
Dec 10 2008 2:37PM
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DANETRON
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It can mean a lot of things.
Dec 10 2008 2:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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seems like a waste of a pair of shoes, but thanks for the info
Dec 10 2008 3:13PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha that was great "hey dan marino, laces out, you know better than that man, ray finkle!"

dude's good at throwing shoes too
Dec 10 2008 3:19PM
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Parker.
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forests are few and far between in downtown burlington. and i don't want to drive to get a tree branch
Dec 10 2008 4:43PM
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KarmaInitiative
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climb the pole and hang onto the wires, make sure you hang onto two at a time, the shiney ones
Dec 10 2008 5:04PM
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k-rob
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this thread is epic lulz.
Dec 10 2008 5:05PM
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Rachy
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different colored shoes mean different things. Pretty much all of them relate to drug dealers. Don't mess with the shoes though, cause if you get caught, you will be in a serious amount of hurt. Even worse, you could get caught by a cop and then have to figure out a way to convince them that you aren't a drug dealer.


There is a yellow duck hanging down the street from where I live. I cant figure out if it is the symbol for a dealer or if it is considered art since I am in the artist's district...
Dec 10 2008 5:15PM
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b-kul
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wow im in your sig. cool.
Dec 10 2008 5:18PM
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Parker.
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blue dunks in front of a college dorm. i'm not too worried about the dealers coming after me, but that sounds very "tony hawk underground"
Dec 10 2008 5:26PM
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blindside
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It's definitely not just for drug dealers. Gangs in certain areas do it when one of their members have been killed.
Dec 10 2008 5:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i don't even remember when you said it, but i thought it was funny
Dec 10 2008 6:10PM
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Hubsta
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So your not suppose to throw your old shoes over telephone wires? How else would you get rid of them... Corr people these days.
Dec 10 2008 6:10PM
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coolhandluke
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are you sure theyre telephone wires and not distribution lines?
Dec 10 2008 6:16PM
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Jordan
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How bout' this. Get the limb cutters and don't fucking cut the wire. Just cut the shoe laces. Buy new laces. You're set.
Dec 10 2008 6:20PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
ive done this before personally

silverstar, 30 feet in the air, a pimpin pair of circa's and a pimpin pair of ipath's
im like shiiiiit man i want that shit
so me and my friend
get duct tape and get to it
huge ass pole, duct taped to a huge ass 2 by 4 duct taped to another big ass pole duct taped to another huge board taped to a hockey stick
thing was way up there
we worked so hard for so long, and finally, just when we thought we wouldnt get them, we did! hella tight
shoes stunk major bad tho, fuck that.
Dec 10 2008 6:25PM
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linesteeze
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Donovan strain!
Dec 10 2008 6:56PM
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bhill2.0
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First off, I highly doubt you want shoes that have been on a telephone wire, birds make nests in them and they get gross really quickly up there.

Some people put up shoes to show signs of there turf or drug dealin spot but most of the time its random kids doing dumb shit. Back in highschool right outside our cutthrough/chill spot we had like 6 pairs of shoes up , and a backpack.

If you really have the need for these shoes call the power company, thats the only people who take down shoes because it becomes a hazard or something. Wait till you see em taking them down or ask them when its going to be taken care of.
Dec 10 2008 7:06PM
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b-kul
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i dont even remember saying it but looking back on it its funny.
Dec 10 2008 7:21PM
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Parker.
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that's what i'm worried about. it snowed today, so those suckers probably stink.
Dec 10 2008 7:46PM
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Proze
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My friends brother used to work for a power company in the day and once he had to take down shoes in the ghetto and the first pair he had to get some dude ran out of his house and was like get the fuck outta here whiteboy
Dec 10 2008 8:02PM
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BennyV
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crash into the telephone pole with your car so it falls down then just grab the shoes
Dec 10 2008 8:06PM
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Dick_Squandel
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SLANG HANGIN'
I wouldn't touch that shit if I was you. Probably all stinky and gross and wet and crusty.



....like your moms vagina???
Dec 10 2008 8:29PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
its definitely a dealer. i mean, come on,  there aren't gangs in canada.
Dec 11 2008 10:18AM
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unchyll
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get a chain saw and cut the telephone poles down silly!
duhhh
Dec 11 2008 10:37AM
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whattheshit
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it can mean someone died there or usually it just means you're leaving that town/city so you hang your shoes up.
Dec 11 2008 12:51PM
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dynomyte
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I found a sick pair of dc's not in my size dangling on a wire... Knocked them down with a basketball :D
Nov 4 2012 5:18PM
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accualyisdolan
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Cletus?
Nov 4 2012 5:21PM
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gnarles.
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peopel usully piss in them before tossing them up so i suggest not
Nov 4 2012 5:25PM
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