SnoBlast CamelBak has straps for your skis and 2 other compartments besides the bladder. bought for 100 something.
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,
drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
I will light you on fire in your sleep.