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Dead baby jokes , taboo, or no?

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.Apex.
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i'm probably just  a siick fuck but i really enjoy the dead baby jokes like

" what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette..... i dont have a corvette in my garage"
Nov 26 2008 10:06PM
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.Apex.
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who knew dead baby jokes were so popular
Nov 30 2008 12:06PM
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neon1peace
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I have to admit that i laughed at most of these, but they just creep me out
Nov 30 2008 1:11PM
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Thenowhereman42
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Nov 30 2008 4:25PM
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ECfreeski3
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i wish i was a mod just so i could ban you and the rest of you fucks making racist jokes
Nov 30 2008 4:32PM
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Scott~
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I wish I was a mod so I could ban you, for no reason of course. But I would do it.
Nigger~
Nov 30 2008 4:35PM
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Thenowhereman42
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What did Hitler say to the black jew? 

You get in the back of oven!

Whats the difference between Simba and Obama?

Simba is an African lion, Obama is a lyin African.

...only because you got so offended

Nov 30 2008 4:36PM
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ECfreeski3
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well played sir!
Nov 30 2008 4:36PM
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ECfreeski3
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first one sucked, second one was pretty clever. anyway i still love you because i think your name is referencing the beatles song?
Nov 30 2008 4:39PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Yeah, the first one is really kindof all in the delivery.

But yes, beatles song indeed. 

Nov 30 2008 4:43PM
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chames
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hahahahaha.

these are both prime black jokes.

Dec 1 2008 1:15AM
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narwhal
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I don't know if this one has already been said but...

Whats the difference between a orange and a baby?

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I don't fuck a orange before I eat it.
Dec 1 2008 1:58AM
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.Apex.
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the jokes have gottten really disturbing ...................... AND I LIKE IT :P
Dec 2 2008 8:18PM
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inactive
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what does this thread and a dead baby have in common?

sometimes i just stare at both of them with my eyes glazed over, slowly touching myself.
Dec 2 2008 9:14PM
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.Apex.
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i love this thread i get to laugh everytime i read it
Dec 4 2008 8:10PM
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jeremy.g
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whats small but cant fit through the doorway?
a dead baby with a javalin stuck through its neck.
Dec 4 2008 8:25PM
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.Apex.
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its been a while, reply if you have any knew jokes like :
what's grosser than gross ...... a pile of dead babies
what's grosser than that...... there is a live one at the bottom
what's grosser than that ...... He has to eat his way out
what's the grossest........ HE goes in for seconds ;P message back
Jun 21 2009 11:10PM
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.Apex.
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noone is rising to the challenge, i see how it is
Jun 22 2009 3:56PM
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Blurst
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someone already used that joke
Jun 22 2009 4:14PM
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stickerz
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Know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies.............just about nothing.

How do you get a pile of dead babies in the back of a pickup truck.............a blender

How do you get them out............tortillla chips.

What's burnt and taps on glass........a baby in a microwave.

Jun 22 2009 4:16PM
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.Apex.
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i really need some new baby jokes
Nov 3 2009 5:58PM
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soulskier
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not really a fan
Nov 3 2009 5:59PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You don't look like you have a lot of fun



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Nov 3 2009 6:02PM
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Hermondo
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what's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool? a dead baby with slashed waterwings
what's red and yellow and floats at the top? waterwings and a slashed baby

what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? one's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, one's a watermelon

(fucked up) what's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? i don't cum on my apples before i eat them
Nov 3 2009 6:08PM
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.Apex.
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lol aha those are mad good, except the last one , that might have ripped any innocence i had remaining in me
Nov 3 2009 6:14PM
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dergblerp
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whats the worst part about raping a dead baby?

Wiping the blood off of your clown suit.
Nov 3 2009 6:22PM
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Baskin.
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funny story...this fatass mental decided to do jokes in the talent show so he has a full bag of extremely cheeesy jokes some examples are:

whats the richest kind of air(bilionair)

what do you call a polar bear in the desert(lost)

so i felt so bad for him,and was a little scared he was goin to tell the jokes i told him like

what did the ketchup say to the mustard(fuckyou)

and a bunch of dead baby jokes

so as he tells the joke speople are yelling fuck you and laughing at him so hard

Nov 3 2009 6:32PM
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gbirrd
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iv heard alll these, cuz we have already had theads< about this
Nov 3 2009 6:54PM
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armada1652
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Whats worse then a field full of dead babies?




Mowing it!
Nov 3 2009 7:25PM
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.Apex.
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no thats better
Jan 5 2010 6:27PM
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860media*
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whatsa better than 100 babies stapled to 100 trees? 1 baby stapled to 100 trees.
Jan 5 2010 6:29PM
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klingisking
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Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires
Jan 5 2010 6:36PM
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Santa-Cruz
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how do you stop and baby from falling down a well......................................throw a javelin through its head


what do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the ocean...............................fucked


what do you call a baby pinned to a wall............................................................art
Jan 5 2010 6:47PM
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Shredneck
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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? nail his other hand to the floor

If you drop a black guy and an apple from a tree at the same time which hits the ground first? The apple... the noose stops the black guy
Jan 5 2010 6:53PM
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OhMyBosh
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whats the best thing about fucking a newborn baby?

you get a bj at the same time.





















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Jan 5 2010 6:56PM
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..jack
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?.......




......One if you throw it hard enough.
Jan 5 2010 7:08PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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i think i am now broken,
Jan 5 2010 7:15PM
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SpaceTiger
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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!
Jan 5 2010 7:31PM
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EastCoast315
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LMAOOOO
That seriously was hilarious, I laughed out loud

but dead babies.... thats really fucked up, if you can laugh about wasted life. I have a baby brother and the notion of him dead makes me almost tear up
Jan 5 2010 8:02PM
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Shredneck
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pussy
Jan 5 2010 8:21PM
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gnar_bars
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i want a shit load
Jan 5 2010 8:25PM
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KennyC
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thats not even funny. hahahahaha.
Jan 5 2010 8:28PM
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KennyC
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wtf? there so many repeats its getting dumb now.
Jan 5 2010 8:34PM
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EastCoast315
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fuck off, you're some of the sickest motherfuckers for laughing at the notion of dead babies, even as a joke its not funny, its disgusting. Honestly, if I heard anyone telling jokes like these in public, I'd be so moved to throw down
Jan 5 2010 9:03PM
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OhMyBosh
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whats the difference between a baby and an apple?

i dont cum on an apple before i eat it?
Jan 5 2010 9:07PM
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No_Dub
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wow. no thanks.

btw. you spelled masturbating wrong.

Jan 5 2010 9:15PM
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GingaNinja
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Mad funny. I actually laughed at this one most...



What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?


I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Jan 5 2010 9:24PM
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ike.
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what do you call a black doctor.......................................a doctor you racist
Jan 5 2010 9:29PM
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davar6
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what did the black person get on his SAT's............................................................................BBQ sauce!
Jan 5 2010 9:41PM
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ifli
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this
Jan 5 2010 9:58PM
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lilwhiz165
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Q: how do u get a dead baby in a bowl?
A: a blender.
Q: how do you get the baby out of the bowl?
A: nachos.
Q: why do u put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: to see the look on his face.
Jan 5 2010 10:03PM
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