1. If I was joking (and you agree that I was) how was it a "brutally intended" put-down. Please be coherent.
2. I'm going to have to ask you to calm down.
3. I'm actually friends with 2 sponsored girl skiers that I ride in the park with quite often /claim.
4. Since when is it impossible to say something that you think no truth of? Is the term "lying" unbeknownst to you?
5. I am not ashamed as it was clearly a joke and furthermore a joke poking fun at myself and my own supposed lack of confidence in my masculinity.