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Subway Newbs Make Me Mad

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notomatoplz
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 So today i walk into subway, gonna get a nice footy subway melt on italian herb+cheese toasted. as soon as i walk in i see the chubby guy waiting to take my order. every subway has a chubby guy who knows how to put together a fuckin sandwich, he just knows the perfect amount and the right way to put toppings on, cut the sandwich, etc. all of a sudden he walks into the back for his lunch break and i almost start cryin as i see this little skinny indian chick who can hardly breathe, let alone ask me what kinda sub i want, step up behind the glass. so i tell this girl i want lettuce, onions, green peppers, a little bit of jalapenos, southwest chipotle sauce and salt and pepper. and im watching her put this stuff on and she just fucks shit up so bad i dont even bother telling her that the onions are falling out or you missed the fucken sandwich with the chipotle sauce or you put two pieces of lettuce on because i know she is a Newb. so i just tell her its fine and pay for my shit and get home and open unravel the subway and realize she didnt even cut the sandwich and there is just shit everywhere on the bread, i cant grip the thing without getting chipotle mess all over my hands and she basically ruined my subway experience.

so sorry i just need to vent and im bored. also im wondering if your guys' subways are similiar and if you have had similar experiences with the subway newbs and the chubby sandwich artists.

basically im never getting subway again unless i know its gonna be the chubby guy.

Nov 24 2008 11:33PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Hahaha this is possibly the best rant ever.

in third grade the put spicy mustard instead of regular mustard on my sub so I cried.
Nov 24 2008 11:39PM
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babujib
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hahahah i loled
Nov 24 2008 11:41PM
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horner
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that story got me laughing
Nov 24 2008 11:44PM
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Silence
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man, totally.
Nov 24 2008 11:45PM
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SushiMan
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haha dude if i feel you

IF I MADE YOUR SUB it would be soooooooo LEGIT! i put everything on so it folds nicely at the end, and i think that is most important part, i line up all the veggies and even them out, and put sauce on real nice as well as the cheese, i put cheese on inverse every other one so like v^v^ so you always get a bite of cheese, never have forgotten to cut it before. I make em legit, i also know hot to "toast" it to perfection as well, just so its warm, cheese melted, meat warmed bread crisp and soft on inside, not dry and hard.

haha yeah i worked at subway, quit two weeks ago because i got a job at my local mountain most likely

some customers are super super annoying though, i hate it, Like when there is a line, they order one sub at the start, and before i finish their sandwich they say they need another sub or two. OR people who are on the phone while they order, they are just talking to a friend or talking to someone about what to get on the sandwich and it takes FOREVER, worst part is that they laugh and think its all cool with me. Or, when people, especially Indians "no offense"  get a veggie sub, and after i toast their sub they say veggie patty... its like wow....
weirdest thing is people asking to rip the inside of the bread out, so there is no fluff or something... its really awkward.
Nov 24 2008 11:48PM
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SushiMan
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next time just don't buy the sub at the register. and walk out, save your money.
Nov 24 2008 11:49PM
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notomatoplz
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ahah, share some more stories people i wanna know that im not alone
Nov 24 2008 11:49PM
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whattheshit
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i work at subway and she was probably just following the guidelines.

we can only put 6 jalapanos or 6 olives on a foot long.  3 on a six. 

shits fucked.  i don't follow the rules i make it like how i would want it.

and yes there is always a fat person at subway, guy or girl.  the one i work at happens to be a girl.

                                                                             
Nov 24 2008 11:55PM
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pianoman
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your member name makes more sense now, you picky fuck!

just messin, yeah cool story hansel (actually though!)
Nov 25 2008 12:04AM
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SushiMan
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ive never put just 6 olives on it haha
but i usually dont put to many jalapeño s on the subs
Nov 25 2008 12:08AM
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0123456789
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i feel ya man, another bad things is people who volenteer to get food, than cant keep an order and completley fuck it up.



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so i tell my sister i want a italia herbs and cheese, letuce, tomoato, onions, swet onin sauce, along with the sweet onion terrakyi sub. not a complicated order. my sister dosent understand this the first 3 times i txt it to her. so like 30 minutes she shows up at home, with plain italian bread, 2 slabs of chicken with lettuce, and sweet onion sauce. i almost smacked that hoe. a fucking waste of 9 dollars i was pisssed. next time that cunt ask me tog et food im gonna get something completely different and make her pay double.


/end rant
Nov 25 2008 12:09AM
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Evan.Frazee
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Dude this same thing happened to me last week! I always go in the same guy named Glen is working and yes he is chubby but he makes the most amazing sub ever, I always get a 12 sweet onion chicken teriyaki. Glen makes it so that its not messy so that the sauce doesnt drip everywhere. And the other day there was a noob working and i made a fucking mess with the damn sweet onion sauce.
Nov 25 2008 12:11AM
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-Nick-
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southwest chipotle sauce is soooo good, i could drink that shit
Nov 25 2008 12:32AM
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notomatoplz
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amen, and to the dude above about the sweet onion sauce, i know what you mean when they put too much in and its dripping out the bottom while you are eating it, that sucks.
Nov 25 2008 12:41AM
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artfullydodged
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if i worked at subway i would hook people up wih extra everything
Nov 25 2008 12:48AM
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mmallender.
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dude bad subs are the worst.... one night me and a few friends got reallllly baked, and then we got like the worst case of the munchies ever, so im like "100% we have to go to subway, shit will be unreal...", and so we go to subway, i go last, and everyone else who got theirs had like the most amazing subs ever, and so then i go, i ask for my regular oven roasted chicken breast on IH&C bread, and all my toppings and what not. Since this had been my first time to this particular subway, I was not aware that they actually kept the chicken breast warm in a steam cooker (WORST WAY TO KEEP SHIT WARM) and so the chicken was all like slimy, and then the cheese didnt melt to the chicken and the bread, because the chicken was all wet, which made the bread all wet, and the cheese was all slimy and then nothing stayed where it should, and it was basically the messiest and the most terrible sub I had ever eaten in my life. It was very depressing, and I have not had subway since.
Nov 25 2008 12:49AM
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whattheshit
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there is a lot of random shit in the chipolte ingredients list.  weird chemical stuff.
Nov 25 2008 1:00AM
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I_liketobutter
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"i see the chubby guy waiting to take my order. every subway has a chubby guy who knows how to put together a fuckin sandwich, he just knows the perfect amount and the right way to put toppings on, cut the sandwich, etc. all of a sudden he walks into the back for his lunch break and i almost start cryin as i see this little skinny indian chick who can hardly breathe, let alone ask me what kinda sub i want"

that is the funniest most true thing ive ever heard, fuckin got me laughin so hard

but yeah subway is either hit or miss depending on the sandwich constructer
Nov 25 2008 2:09AM
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GANDALF
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my guy knows what i like and he does a damn good job on it
Nov 25 2008 2:21AM
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zerospinskier
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Awesome rant.
Nov 25 2008 2:31AM
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JEWbacca
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Sven that is so true man. God dam subway newbs.
Nov 25 2008 10:45AM
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B.Snow
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bahah that sucks so bad but its such a funny story
Nov 25 2008 10:48AM
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skiP.E.I.
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good story.
Nov 25 2008 10:54AM
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Grove_Street
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are we talkin' india, or american indians
Nov 25 2008 10:58AM
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sconniestyle
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dots or feathers?  ghandi or sitting bull? 

Nov 25 2008 12:04PM
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BigMeech621
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I wnat you...sushiman... to make my sub!!!
Nov 25 2008 4:06PM
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jibgilmon
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first of all, great rant. second, ive never been to a subway when there was more than just indian people working there, EVER. third, they always make it fine for me lol
Nov 25 2008 4:22PM
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beezey
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Oh my god! I fucking hate that shit, I always try and make friends with the people at subway, and if they suck i will give them every direction, cause its not hard to make a sandwich;  I usually end up sounding like a bitch but in the end I'm the one with the good sandwich
Nov 25 2008 4:27PM
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Rossiscratch
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subway sucks this shit out of my asshole, thats why you need to go to quiznos
Nov 25 2008 4:52PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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hahaha chubby guys craft amazing sandwiches. this one guy makes mine every time i go there, footlong subway club on italian herbs and cheese, w/ lettuce, tomato, black olives, banana peppers, and steeze (southwest chipotle and ranch sauces mixed). the most delicious item of food the world has to offer...
Nov 25 2008 5:03PM
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leckett1
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i actually laughed so hard at the 'chubby person who knows how to make a perfect sandwich' part hahahahah. i love subway. a sandwich just isnt a sandwich without chipotle sauce
Nov 25 2008 6:01PM
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T-Holt
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hahaha, I'v never had that problem, but the story was hilarious
Nov 25 2008 6:09PM
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Aaaron.
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the answer to life, the universe, and everything is








QUIZNOS.
Nov 25 2008 6:43PM
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Malcolm
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once i got this lady who put everything so neatly. like she counted the slices of ham and placed them perfectly folded just like in the picture. i was so amazed that i tiped her. and i almost never tip anyone :O
Nov 25 2008 6:49PM
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ax_murderer
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very well said. i couldn;t agree more.

you need the people that care too much about food to make a shitty sandwich. there is nothing worse than a shitty subway sandwhich
Nov 25 2008 6:53PM
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kris.....
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DUDE totally true subway newbs suck BALLS..............on time i whent in ti subway in my home town and the girl followed the rules to the tee. it was the most stingious sub i have ever had it only had three pickles on it and very little lettuse..... i was pissed i dident even end up eating it. like u said the fat kids know how to make a sub, alot of lettuse alot pickle perfect amount of sauses.

oh if your wondering i like

Turkey Bacon with extra bacon, lettus, pickle, extra mayo, mustard and sub sauce.........

Nov 25 2008 9:00PM
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blindside
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ahahah the thing about there always being a chubby worker that makes the best subs is soooo true!!

There's this chubby asian that works at the subway that's across the street from my old school and he was like the subway Sansei (sp?). Sometimes I would just ask him to make me whatever he thought would be good and charge me whatever it cost and he would make me some AMAZING subways!!
Nov 25 2008 9:08PM
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spliff.Life
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hahahahah i know exactly what your talking about
Nov 25 2008 9:13PM
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Peter.
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fucking hate that! pisses me off when you go to take a bite and it all gooshes out the end all over your hands

Nov 25 2008 9:23PM
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dodgeridge*rider
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yeah i hate that
i only get meatball marinara so you cant fuck that up too bad haha
Nov 25 2008 9:24PM
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Pippin
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i don't knwo about you guys but i could REALLLLLYYY go for a sub right about now
Nov 25 2008 9:26PM
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cbfreeskis
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ah the chubby subway guy my sandwich master is named joe
Nov 25 2008 9:26PM
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C+Thompson
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Ya, the newbs never have the right ratio.  The fat people know whats best.  I remember my first subway sub, fat guy who made it, so perfect I teared up.

But ya, good rant.  Im sure many people can relate.
Nov 25 2008 9:35PM
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cashdebt
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skinny asian chicks don't belong in subways. ask for the chubs next time or just go to a different subway
Nov 25 2008 9:40PM
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summersover
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dagwoods is the best.
too bad its only in montreal so no one knows what im talking about
it is true the chubby dude always makes the best sandwitch and always seems to know just what you want and how much
Nov 25 2008 9:41PM
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Peach.
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dude I know there so great every time I get a sandwich by the chubby guy it looks like the picture its great
Nov 25 2008 9:55PM
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ski_DC
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the subway by my school is so legit. Its sold the highest volume of any franchise for like 5 years in a row.
/claim
 the sandwiches are always immaculate as well.
Nov 25 2008 9:57PM
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richards
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yesterday i went in and saw some dirty bitch working and kinda got worried.. since my order was kinda intense,, i got have subway club and half seafood sub ; but she did it perfect!1!!! i just had to yell everything

Nov 25 2008 10:02PM
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hellomynameisjef
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i happen to frequent the bearded lady subway shop outside of sunday river, and let me tell you, that woman not only looks amazing, she can put together a mean sandwhich.
Nov 25 2008 11:22PM
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MrYeates
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hahah could not stop laughing!!!
subways awesomeee
Nov 25 2008 11:29PM
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