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NW_Rider
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So my roomate and I (InTheFade11) have been making a ski/snowboard bible?Qaran/Kabala/whatever and were looking for some input on what to put it in and thought why not ask the whole ski community. I wanna actually make this like a real book once its completed.

So far the main points we have are an emphasis on chi and what creates a positive chi for the shred gods and some stuff about shred "profits" and places that are holy and every rider must attempt to make a "pilgramige" in there lifetime.

Any input would be awesome and hopefully we can get this shit started, Thanks NSer's!

Nov 19 2008 3:39PM
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RMillz
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yeah but dont be to specific bibles dont answer any questions =0
Nov 19 2008 10:04PM
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KLovelace
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lol more like trying t spread the word of the herb.
Nov 19 2008 10:08PM
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currentwestman
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Thou shall not snake, unless said snakee is a gaper.
Nov 19 2008 10:15PM
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ct_steeze
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scott vail has got to be the devil
Nov 19 2008 11:33PM
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AltaByrdSkier
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haha that is rad im stoked. i would buy the ski bible
Nov 19 2008 11:51PM
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-Kieran-
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like how the sport began,

in the begging god created the snow and the steeze
Nov 19 2008 11:56PM
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NW_Rider
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Im diggin all the ideas! keep em flowin! Im hopin to have some sort of rough draft made up by mid december, im swamped with essays and research for school right now so im a little to busy to start writing but all these ideas will be way useful, thanks guys!
Nov 20 2008 12:00AM
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AJizzle
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the five pillars could be types of skiing; freeride, park, carving, mogul, tele
Nov 20 2008 12:14AM
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mtsteez03
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tanner has to be god!!!
Nov 20 2008 12:50AM
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steeze2pleeze
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thou shalt steeze to please, and be pleased to steeze
Nov 20 2008 12:55AM
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Skipig25
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tom should not even be considered in the same category as simon or tanner. he's just beginning. they are legend. maybe put jon in there if you're gonna throw names around in that category.

don't forget the older guys too.

and bruce trempers "staying alive in avalanche terrain" already is the ski bible
Nov 20 2008 2:47AM
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Powdered_Donuts
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i cant believe nobody mentioned JP wth
Nov 20 2008 2:53AM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
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thou shall burn old skis and gapers (real or made out of something like wood) to appease the snow gods so that the first snow fall shall come early and with great bounty.
thou shall rage from first lift up to last call
and candide thovex should be Jah
Nov 20 2008 4:00AM
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sack
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hahah, I would buy this.
something should be included about all the snow/winter gods and goddesses of the world. There's even a snow goddess of Hawaii. apparently you can actually ski there! there are a bunch of Nordic gods/goddesses. There's also "yuki onna" (snow woman) in Japan who kills people who are alone in the snow. Maybe she could be like a demon or devil of some sort.
Nov 20 2008 4:07AM
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COskier
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Did nobody get that he was criticizing this supposed authors incorrect word choice? Maybe he should get learned up on his grammar before tackling a novel.
Nov 20 2008 4:15AM
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Obsessedwski
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oi cut the hate up there^

I would buy this for sure and worship it
my threads for later when I come up with ideas
Nov 20 2008 4:30AM
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amsterdamned
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instead of focusing on one omniscient and omnipotent father figure of skiing, you can adopt the multiple god concept from the romans.

So Jon can be the doubles - god
Tanner the first Ghetto steeze god
Wallisch the rail god.
And leskiinnen the hot god? like aphrodite

And then you can have the hercules (half god half man) that resulted from a god and a woman like kye peterson.

and uhhmm, well that's my 5 cents


Nov 20 2008 7:35AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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seth is god, tanner jesus and Wallish should be one of the apossals(sp?) Doug Coombs is one of the profits, or somthin
Nov 20 2008 8:19AM
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CoonKiller
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include the tribal dress....xxxl pants with some suspenders hanging on the side,along with at least a tall tee.And you should do something about a revelation of jon.
Nov 20 2008 8:35AM
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A.R.
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hahahaha. tat made my morning
Nov 20 2008 9:07AM
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NW_Rider
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My bad, I typed it out pretty quick and I don't really go back and edit my NS post like I would an actual essay or book. And yes, I did mean "prophets" and not "profits" haha, although that wouldn't be so bad for me if I had additional money, it would seem quite corrupt.
Nov 20 2008 11:08AM
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ajax
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I scanned through the thread and didn't see that anyone had mentioned this.

You should have excerpts from FREEZE issues in there somehow. That basically was my bible when I was younger.
Nov 20 2008 11:17AM
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Greenish
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you may want to consider people like douglas, candide, collins brothers, nobis... jon is the man

get some of the guys who slay from a little while back
Nov 20 2008 1:30PM
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Caveman.
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word.
Nov 20 2008 2:42PM
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Caveman.
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I cant believe none of you park rats have mentioned Doug Coombs.
Nov 20 2008 2:44PM
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Smuffy
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i feel like someone did, but even if they didnt he needs recognition. hes like a legend. hey, thats a good idea. make some parts with legends of events like tanners broken ankles and the first urban etc...
Nov 20 2008 3:00PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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skiers have to beleave in the +karma
Nov 20 2008 7:28PM
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pDails
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agreed.
Nov 20 2008 8:47PM
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Beefcake
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you mean pb and h (honey).

and for apostles, wayne wong is being left out of all of this, the original hot-dogger!

Nov 21 2008 1:22AM
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dave...
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if you wanna achieve a state of chi, you gotta get the q-ray bracelet!

Nov 21 2008 7:31AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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please dont replace chi with steeze .... steeze has to be one of the most ruined, and most misused words in the ski/snowboard dictionary ..... the book sounds like a interesting idea. you should post some chapters in the forum as they are finished. good luck
Nov 21 2008 9:38AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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tanner can be god of wankdom ... in the scope of skiing and skiing history there is no way tanner is god ... god of the tall t perhaps .
Nov 21 2008 9:39AM
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LMPJibbin
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everything you say or do in life influences your inner steeze. you throw big or you look gaper all have an effect.hahaha
Nov 21 2008 11:01AM
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dave...
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lol...two good ones...Simon dumont can be Judas

Bishop, CKO, Mousseau and Paul = Matthew, Marc, Luke and John

They bring the Good News

Nov 21 2008 11:21AM
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urmainman
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talk about the value of the home mountain and never forgetting where you came from.
Nov 21 2008 1:43PM
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joeydude
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mountain burial rituals.
Nov 21 2008 7:19PM
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AJizzle
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Hood, the BIG ONES?????????? Lmao
Nov 21 2008 8:12PM
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Jibaholics
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Each springs is like an apocalypse
Nov 21 2008 8:16PM
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KLovelace
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you don't know what your talking about it may not be big but it is the place to be in summer time..
Nov 21 2008 8:17PM
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Smuffy
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and summer ski camps could be like reincarnation or heaven or something.
Nov 21 2008 8:21PM
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Jibaholics
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This thread is dope as fuck

Nov 21 2008 8:26PM
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scott-skis
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this is gonna be sick
if its legit i am definatly buying it and i will live my life by it
Nov 21 2008 8:31PM
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AJizzle
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C.R.E.A.M said take a trip to the west, to one of the MAJOR ski resorts, that's def not Hood, and it's the ONLY place to ski in the summer.  Most def not in a league with whistler, squaw or mammoth!
Nov 21 2008 9:01PM
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KLovelace
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word but my point is. if you are gonna make a big trip out west.. why not do it in summer when you wouldn't be able to ski anyway if weren't for hood (and whistler.. but the pub park is not as good in summer.. supposedly)
Nov 21 2008 9:41PM
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pDails
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beautiful.
Nov 22 2008 12:56AM
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hemlockjibber8
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someone needs to find the Skiers Irresponsibility Code that SBC Skier put out years ago. 10 commandments right there
Nov 22 2008 1:36AM
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AJizzle
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point taken, and don't get me wrong, my grandparents live in Hood River, so I grew up skiing there and Bachelor, where the other side of my family lives.  I'll always love meadows, and there is some dope terrain, I was just in the mind of  a ski season trip, u know experience one of the west coasts three foot storms.
Nov 22 2008 4:47AM
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SFBv420.0
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All hail the true messiah

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If you want to include a book of steeze and make Tanner a high preist or give props to some talltee stretching alterboys whatever

But it starts way back even before the messiah

Whomever posted PC as a great must hit western resort. A oneplanking bro gave me this more than a dozen years ago when they changed policy it holds true today

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Nov 22 2008 8:27AM
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Astomp
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or Utah
Nov 22 2008 1:23PM
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