"â€¦when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 18.104.22.168.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
"What made America great was her ability to transform her own dream into hope for all mankind, America did not tell the millions of men and women who came from every country in the world and who -- with their hands, their intelligence and their heart -- built the greatest nation in the world: 'Come, and everything will be given to you.' She said: 'Come, and the only limits to what you'll be able to achieve will be your own courage and your own talent.'"
hahahahhahahah that made me laugh so hard i snotted all over the keyboard (sick with stuffy nose)
your a bitch
Twinjibber77: like hi i'm 13 an wear xxl, we gangsta??
yommytacoe: Why would you ever look to meet guys on newschoolers? It's a bunch of stoned smart-asses. Myself included. People find me hilarious yet every time i meet someone that reminds me of myself, I think they're annoying as hell.
marley (after Bob marley)
Dale (after Dale E. Jr.)
(if its a small brown dog) football
"I'll pee in there and have sex, but im not sitting down... People pee and have sex in there"-xgf
"you're right. i tend to get my fruits and days of the week confused. i'm having a bad case of the apples."-Flowsion
"Im 5'9" and i just got my XXL ronin pants, they fit perfect" -urchin
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot
ha, always good dog names
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
at a speed of 35 mph.