whats a kidney stone feel like

if you have one, i apologize in advance for the pain you will be in.....my buddy had one and he's a big tough dude and he said he hadn't come that close to crying for a REALLY long time





Abba Zabba, you my only friend

I wish much mercy upon your poor soul.




better to burn out...
...then fade away

couple lortab and a fat blunt aught to take care of it you think?





die.

no, it wont help much
i hear its worse than childbirth

He who dares wins

from what i hear its one of the most excruciating pains that a person can have. (except of course, getting your boner rubbed against a beltsander.)

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-Steve

.sms.session.four.

what about sticking a glass rod in your wee wee and then having a hot chick rub her boobs on you. All this after you drank a lot of water or something and then you had to pee all the glass chunks out. Ouchies.

Coming Soon...

i cant laugh at that, thats too traumatizing

He who dares wins

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died


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comforting erich





die.

my sister and my mom both had kidney stones...if you ever have family members that have em...stay away, cuz things can really get nasty...
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'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy

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DyNoMiTe!

it feels like pissing fire




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