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YOUR perfect park

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Travapple.
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what lines, kind of jumps, rails, jibs would your perfect park consist of? i would like to see some natural features at my mountain. that would be dope.

Nov 12 2008 7:00PM
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pelle_munch
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hahaha
Nov 13 2008 3:47PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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a bunch of ride on boxes and 10 foot booters with a park crew all decked out in packers hats and jackets and bluejeans :D

naw id like to see a really creative park, i mean the obvious stuff ofcourse, nice booters tables and stepdowns, some long benches to practice nosepresses, some barrels and a tree with a quarterpipe all the way around to do stalls and stuff on, i love stall features, so fun. and i have yet to see a really really nice stepup, ive seen one and it was in the backcountry and all skied out, no way to hit it...

Nov 13 2008 3:58PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
YES!
Nov 13 2008 9:25PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
i dont know where to begin
Nov 13 2008 9:35PM
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pbcrazy9898
Posts: 274 - Karma: 21
naked ladies
Nov 13 2008 9:46PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
^solid idea
Nov 13 2008 11:28PM
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nkinsman10
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an increasing jump line, and then a shit load of rails


anything that would help me improve haha
Nov 14 2008 12:07AM
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MC_POUTINE
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butter boxes! Up box to tire jibs!!! STEP UPS!
Nov 14 2008 12:45AM
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Farquaharson
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 246
basically the big mountain line on jibbin with a COC air bag at the very end and a massive step up somewhere between
Nov 14 2008 12:59AM
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JacheOReally
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I like this thread, so bump
Sep 12 2010 6:47PM
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Shlogan
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waita bump and not even respond to the thread. i would love a park with some creativity and jumps that aren't only step downs. some low, wide and sick shaped boxes are fun to mess around on, and for rails i like being able to hit them from the side instead of just popping up and over the beginning of it to get on like they have here. some creative quarters and bonks like you see at windells would be nice too.
Sep 12 2010 6:54PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
1) tons of tech, fun rails
2) tons of easy, fun rails
3) TONS OF TUBES (like the ones in the brighton edit)
4) medium sized jumps
5) little-medium jibs that are easy to play with.
Sep 12 2010 6:58PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
top rails
Line 1 line 2
down rail down box
flat rail flat box
up rail up box
drop zone
top jumps
20 table
25 step down
25 step up
drop zone

jump line rail line
30 table down rail with donkey kink
40 table up box
40 step down hip
45 step up barrel bonk

drop zone
jump line rail line
55 table 100 foot rail (windells style)
65 table dfd rail

drop zone
wallride stairset with down box down rail dfd box

drop zone
superpipe =)


and yes i went to far with this but it would be a fun park, not creative but i could lap it all day long
Sep 12 2010 7:17PM
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Elmo.
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that didnt keep the set up i had it at... damn it
Sep 12 2010 7:18PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
i like it and the park also has to have a force field around that disallows noobs from entering
Sep 12 2010 7:33PM
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nickmiles
Posts: 1070 - Karma: 844
rhythm section style. a few big transfer jumps, banked turns, some high speed rails (big trap or rainbow), rollers that you can double and find tranny, and BIG step down or Step up as the ender. probably wouldn't be that dope for crazy tricks but i think it would be so dope to mob through.

basically a skier cross course on steroids
Sep 12 2010 7:47PM
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the_goose69
Posts: 595 - Karma: 35
this
Sep 12 2010 7:49PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
yes, yes, and yes.
thank you for putting this
Sep 12 2010 7:51PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
there would be a rythymn section and like ten perfect, urban, 25ft long round bars set up in a row. then two c-boxes, a long flat box or two, and a jump line that went 35, 45, 55, 70. 55 and 70 would be step-up.
Sep 12 2010 7:55PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
sounds perfect.
Sep 12 2010 7:59PM
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i.am.green.man.
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i personally like the jibs that are so crazy only people that are fucked in the head would think of
Sep 12 2010 8:02PM
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Doug.
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Ya man Whistler park sucks.
Sep 12 2010 8:30PM
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Evan.M
Posts: 218 - Karma: 1,241
step downs
step overs
down flat box
flat down rails and box
down flat down
Sep 12 2010 8:37PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948

cliff, trees, 3 jump line, box- rail options, then jibs, then bigger jumps, then this

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Sep 12 2010 8:39PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
think i have replied to this before but small 10 foot jump with wallride on one side and bonk on the other side followed by a 30 foot table and fuck i dont care after that lots of rails with urban ons and kinks
Sep 12 2010 8:41PM
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thesheik
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that sounds sex
Sep 12 2010 9:06PM
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jamodeo
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zero up/cannon rails
25 ft down bar
Killington's DFD from R2R
a 20 ft jump
a 45 ft jump
a 65 ft jump
an 80ft jump
and the SIC jump because it looked so perfect
hitching post
snowmaking tube down bar
a 20 ft flat bar a big open bowl with 2 ft of fresh and shaun whites superpipe and all the homies
Sep 12 2010 9:07PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
lots of pow with lots of trees and drops and minigolf lines. witha mix of a couple rails and a bc booter or 2. so pretty much mt. baker
Sep 12 2010 9:20PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I'd like to see 1/2 pipe wall one hitters mid run, Wu-tang spines, Progressively bigger tables, Stepovers, Super duper hips, No rails (This is my dream park) and finish with a massive 1/4

I'd have just liked to see what I could do on any superfeature/park really...
Sep 12 2010 9:21PM
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ski-swagga
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heaven.
Sep 12 2010 9:42PM
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HIT
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lots of step ups to try big tricks
Sep 12 2010 9:48PM
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chicken
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as you skied in there would be a massive jump line to the left with 4 huge jumps, super kicky with long steep landings the first two almost true table shaped the third a normal table money booter and the fourth a big stepup. Speed for these jumps would be two small carves to sweet spot on every jump all the time (haha) It would all end in a giant QP with a wallride on one side.

The right would be a more mellow pitch with two 30 foot true tables, again tons of boot. The first one would also have a cannon box and the second would have a giant battleship rail over the whole table.

This jump line would lead into 3 options. both a flat down box, and rail, both identical shape with a 5 foot gap on (take tricks from box to rail) There would also be a DFD set up for disasters. Next would be a hug stepup to flat rail, or a giant rainbow rail option. After that rail choice the run would start to flatten out into a giant rail gardens. This is where the two lines would meet. There would be every rail imaginable all with perfect lips. The rail gardens would have a Tbar for quicker laps. The park chair would start at the bottom of the rail gardens and go all the way to the top. The jump line would only open once the sun hit it, and would be freshly tilled at that point. It would also close for an hour at lunch to regroom the landings. There would be a lodge at the bottom of the park with a grill and a stone pizza oven where you could eat lunch and have beers while you waited for the jumps to reopen or you could just hit the rails.

The sun would always be shining on it too.
Sep 12 2010 10:44PM
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MichniakD
Posts: 58 - Karma: 25

powder (japan style)

and a shit load of jumps and rails  (:

Sep 13 2010 2:43AM
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SkiBreck=@
Posts: 64 - Karma: 13
ahahahah naked women, thats key to a great park
Sep 13 2010 5:02PM
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Noah_W
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BRECK
Sep 13 2010 5:05PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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there are two of those in front of my dorm. I'll take a picture later.
Sep 13 2010 5:05PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
1. 20 foot mailbox
2. Dfd rail urban style
3. Down rail has to be mellow and square
4. Line of 4 Nice jumps ranging from 35ft - 50ft
5. Up rail
6. S-rail
7. Down box


Sep 13 2010 5:07PM
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_steffen_
Posts: 903 - Karma: 124
right now id cream over a flat box
Sep 13 2010 5:13PM
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Mules
Posts: 595 - Karma: 97
tree jibs
Sep 13 2010 5:16PM
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yohaass60
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That defeats the excitement of skiing
Sep 13 2010 5:59PM
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Njens.
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CR Johnson already did it
Sep 13 2010 6:06PM
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Njens.
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CR Johnson already did it
Sep 13 2010 6:07PM
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