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We have actually bought a few Food Savers. This is AMAZING. Sooooo handy for keeping food fresh.
And we have a magic Bullet: so baller.
And the Miracle Blade 3 Perfection Series: again super awesome. Use them everyday.
I have a magic bullet in my dorm and it works great!
Had it for a month and broke. THE FUCKING THING SUCKS.
the shamwow guy is so pumped on it.
shamwow is no where near as good as they say in da commercials.
i kid you not, when i saw the infomercial i was tripping balls. Like i was fucking pumped. I wanted to go spill some coke on my carpet and clean it up with this motherfucker then afterbang the shit out of it.
but sadly i was decieved by the commercial, to my ever so pleasent suprise a couple weeks ago my art teacher come's in with a shit load of shamwow ( !!!! ) because she figured it would really help out around the classroom, i was the first to "accidently" spill paint so i could use it. and it was good, but not nearly as good as the commercials. You can ring it out pretty wuick and turn it dry again but not anazingly fast. Its decent but not as good as it looks.
What i do want though is that magic bullet, honestly i watched that infomercial for like 10 seconds and was set on buying one, but THE MAN said no!! ( my mom)
if you dont have a magic bullet your a fag
Miracle blade 3!!!!
ohh emmm geee i had no ideahhh!!!11!1!!
i love the hype on those commmercials, myrical blaydes are the shyt!
Brilliantly written. I am going to go home and turn on my stained glass lamp that I recently bought from the home shopping network, and when i turn the switch to power the lightbulb, i too, am gonna afterbang the shit outta it.