truth, and it totally depends where you go
my gf is the first cool attractive girl i met in two years of being on the east coast who was actually interesting and smart enough to talk to for more than 5 minutes without wanting to blow my own brains out
when you run into something like that around here, you gotta bag it for keeps
"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut."
-Ken Griffey Jr. on what it feels like to break your groin.
A couple sites to live by: