haha yea, let's all go to school and learn useful things like how to do trigonometry without a calculator, just in case we are encountered with a future situation where we have to build an office building, but forgot our calculators.
i think most public schools have the day off but boarding schools/colleges don't
so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE
"The one thing that is going through your head as you're dropping in, is that you should be pretty nervous.You should probablybe praying to someone...God, Budda, whomever,to make sure that you will be okay after this.