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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19

Ok so check this NS, I go to a catholic high school that just got real strict with this new dean of disapline.  So we have to were our id's at all times, so I thought i would buy a ns laynard  for my id.  Now the dean guy didnt even give a shit, but this other bitch lady who hates everyone cause she realizes she is a complete failure.  So one day me and my bro had our ns laynards on and she chased us down took them from us and swore we were going to get in so much trouble, so i laughed right in her face and she just got even more pissed. Later on in the day we got called down to the office and the guy was cool about he was like saying how he was going wear his world series one, and he was just like dont do it again cause the one teacher is a litle crazy about it.

The next day i decided fuck her I am wearing it again, and sure enough she saw me with it, but this time she grabeb my ear and almost knocked her out right there but she took the laynard again.  So i go to lunch and the dean guy saysyou have to go buy one and made me drop 5 bills for our school laynard. 

I am so pissed at this chick.  Give me some ideas to get back at her

Nov 6 2008 3:54PM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19
5 bills= $5
Nov 6 2008 3:58PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
strangle her with the ns one
Nov 6 2008 4:04PM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19
yeah thats good but trying not to get arrested
Nov 6 2008 4:07PM
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A.R.
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we are not allowed ipods at my school, and i always wear my headphones sround my neck, just cause its easy right...... so this one english teacher is a total rules nazi, and always calls me out for wearing my head phones around my neck - for the record ther are not pulgged in - and the rule actually says you are not supposed to even see them, but nobody cares....  so we have a no cell phone rule, and no hats/hoodies.

i wear alot of hoodies, and usually wear the hoodie up, so he call me out for that. so yesterday morning i walked into his grade 9 acedemic english when i was on my spare, hat on, hoodie up, earphones on and then i started calling my buddy on my cell phone.

he was absolutely speechless. and all of the kids were absolutely busting a gut. he just stood there, stunned, for almost a whole minute. and then walked over to me and asked me to leave - its the nicest he has ever been to be...weird. - and i was like " WHAT?!?!' pretending i couldent hear him, once again, the kids just howled. then i decided it was about time to leave.

so today i got called down to the office and got away with only a lunch detension, cause the VP thought it was hilarious.

do somethign random like that.

Nov 6 2008 4:09PM
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ChrisMercer
Posts: 351 - Karma: 30
you fuck gay ass teachers? that's pretty cool dude. i respect that you're comfortable enough to come out on ns.com. i mean, its not the most sensitive place for this type of thing, but i'm sure there are a few closet homosexuals that would like to have some pm's with you. right ALTskier?
Nov 6 2008 4:11PM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19
I would but like I said this dean of disapline will flip shit on me and i will get mad demerits and like a bunch of saturdays
Nov 6 2008 4:12PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
thats what you get for paying for education
Nov 6 2008 4:13PM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19
waiting for your pms.  jk
Nov 6 2008 4:14PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
ohhh
Nov 6 2008 4:17PM
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Peter.
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i have a gay spanish teacher

like legit homosexual
Nov 6 2008 4:18PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
find out where she lives.
shit in a bag.
light it on fire.
throw it on her doorstep.
Nov 6 2008 4:24PM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19
I didnt mean like actully homosexual i just hate her
Nov 6 2008 4:25PM
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2+2=5
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you have to wear school ids with u all the time? thats like nazi germany right there
Nov 6 2008 4:25PM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19

I know tell me about it and i have to wear a shirt and tie and if I dont tuck in my shirt I get dimerts

Nov 6 2008 4:28PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
When ever we get in trouble the counseler tells us the teachers are stupid and then he gives us candy and we get to just sit there and do whatever till the class is over
Nov 6 2008 4:31PM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19
I wish I could say the same
Nov 6 2008 4:32PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I'd be so angry.  File a complaint and do everything you can to get justice.
Don't let people walk all over you (you didn't, it just happened I know)

fuck high school, such a waste of time.  The teachers think they are all high and mighty.  Fuck them.  I might go back to my hs this year just to tell some of the teachers to go fuck themselves.  I graduated last year...
Nov 6 2008 4:50PM
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ChrisMercer
Posts: 351 - Karma: 30

well its nice to know you're completely over high school. i must admit, it shows very well.

and to think i felt a sense of reward when i never returned to that high school again. you've inspired me.

Nov 6 2008 4:54PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
that seem excessive
Nov 6 2008 4:56PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Hah

I always hera kids be like oh its not that bad, you learn a lot.  so I figured that might be the case after I'm done.  No, not at all, college makes me hate my high school even more. 
Nov 6 2008 5:00PM
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neon1peace
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hahah thats awesome
Nov 6 2008 5:00PM
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CHRISm
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, my teacher took my lanyard. I HATE MY LIFE. EVERYTHING'S TERRIBLE. i'M
Nov 6 2008 5:03PM
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Alex_G
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keep wearing it, she can't get you in trouble for wearing a lanyard...if you do get kicked out however, i can tell you that life is 100% better in public school so keep wearing it!
Nov 6 2008 5:22PM
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WikiWiki
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how about we have to waer ids and we r not even a private school- they were real stric tmy freshman year but now it senior year and they really dont care
Nov 6 2008 6:12PM
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Malcolm
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thats so gay. i had to have an id on me all the time but i lost it the first week of school
Nov 6 2008 7:12PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
We had to carry ours around too. But I lost it
Nov 6 2008 7:49PM
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Drew.C
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my school is gay too,   today i got detention for eating a granola bar, i was almost laughing they said it was an insubortnant action hahahaha what fuckers
Nov 6 2008 7:56PM
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KravtZ
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hahaha thats rediculous...my school had water coolers taht were great and shit and for a couple years literally no one bought water at school and just brought one of there own in a filled it up all day. so this year they decide that the water fountains arent poisanous anymore even tho when you fill them up its like orangish hanes water so only the teachers lounge and places like that have the good watercoolers so i always go fill it up in there cause who wants to pay for like 5 water when you can just fill it up for free so i go in today and 3 teachers freaked the fuck out then i was like im just fillin up my water there like no u cnat do that use the water fountains that i said everyone knows that ther shitty and no one uses them and if you dont want me in here i would like a dallor a day to get a new water. so now all three teachers give me a dallor and i get some free water. cant beleive i jsut wrote all that about some water lol

Nov 6 2008 8:11PM
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4mica
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2 days ago my high school english teacher called me a cock sucker haha
Nov 6 2008 8:15PM
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Drew.C
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haha my friend said cock meat sandwhich and when the principal asked him about it he said he was talking about chicken sandwhich hahaha, i think its funny that he said cock meat sandwhich and didnt get in trouble but i ate a granola bar and get detention hahaha my school is stupid
Nov 6 2008 8:18PM
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cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141

i am the associate to Nick1867 in wearing our baller NS lanyards......yea so this bitch calls us out on our lanyards because we're not representing our school (even though we wear a full uniform with our school name on it)....while other kids in our school wear different lanyards anyway!

I think me and Nick1867 should do it the good old NS way......

PEE IN HER BUTT!!!

Nov 6 2008 9:13PM
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ripthis
Posts: 137 - Karma: 10
girls in catholic schools arent allowed to wear yoga pants. that SUCKS. Hooray for public school!
Nov 7 2008 11:34AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
just strangle the cops too
Nov 7 2008 11:38AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
oh buddy just wait till college/ univ
Nov 7 2008 11:43AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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how can that be in any way a healty or enjoyable place to get an education.

ohh to get back at her just tell her you dont believe in god, that you are muslim

Nov 7 2008 12:09PM
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spidey
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4 min ago i left marketing in which i have a sub today w/o asking to get my hoodie out of my locker for my friend. the sub noticed i was gone and locked the door so when this chick was getting let in i hid behind the door and held it open to get in. she saw me walking in and was like "you've been gone for 10 minutes!", even though it was 4. shes said she wrote down the time even, which said 11:16, and i walked back in at 11:20. 10 min my ass the dumb bitch. 
Nov 7 2008 12:31PM
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LS.
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played.
Nov 7 2008 12:45PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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yea no kidding, down here in la they are barley req' to wear clothes, its like a slut off between the freshly-released-from-parent-control girls to see who can get the most attention.
Nov 7 2008 12:45PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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if youre not allowed to wear other lanyards, or if school lanyards are required they should be given out. why are you paying for something the school says you have to have. its a fucking private school!
Nov 7 2008 1:49PM
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ripthis
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haha I was talking past tense, Im in college too. Shits awesome. Its like hot girls arent allowed to wear anything else
Nov 7 2008 4:56PM
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fsscott
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id like to fuck gay ass teachers.
Nov 7 2008 5:08PM
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4frnt_4_life
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my school has rules exactly like that except if they see your cellphone they will take it away and say your parents have to come pick it up before they will give it back.
Nov 7 2008 5:17PM
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