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The MASSIVE Failure

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SteezethePirate
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alright, dont get me wrong, the massive was a pretty damn good movie, however it lacked what other ski movies have, id like to see more park and urban, im not from a huge mountain or anything so seeing all that pow just makes me want to move out west, i just wasnt that impressed with the massive, it was too hyped up in my opinion, any thoughts?
Nov 3 2008 8:38AM
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cashdebt
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was he in it at i'll. I know him too
Nov 3 2008 7:58PM
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cashdebt
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was he in it at i'll. I know him too
Nov 3 2008 8:00PM
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cashdebt
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was he in it at i'll. I know him too. Also, learn how to spell
Nov 3 2008 8:01PM
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Chief.Woodcock
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park is for little boys, who wants to watch the same tricks over and over...


But I'm very biased to big mountain and pow skiing
Nov 3 2008 8:04PM
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east
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Honestly the first time I saw the flick I did not like it at all.  BUT......then after watching it a couple of times I began to fully appreciate and actually notice how sick many of the shots are.  It's one of those movies where you notice more and more sick things every time.  To those that don't appreciate the skiing try skiing the easy half of those lines they rip in the woods at half of their speed...they'd make us all look like chumps.  Great movie, great skiing, Callum is going to be a dominator...

Nov 3 2008 8:06PM
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shrEddie
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the massive was sick, moron

just get turbo






Nov 3 2008 8:11PM
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BRMN
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hmm.... u r fucking dumb kid. do u really think tanner and crew r going to waste their time lapping the breck, keystone, etc parks. let me guess 16 years old? no prob 14
Nov 3 2008 8:50PM
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hemlockjibber8
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In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe.

...This could explain how Ghost920 got it in his vagina
Nov 3 2008 9:17PM
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Armanzoid
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I just remembered the insane Urban seg from Massive, how the fuck did I forget that. It was a whole seg of with no music, and just the sounds of Tanner raping urbans.
Nov 3 2008 9:20PM
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WhoWantIt
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I agree. Callum gets a little overshadowed by Sean but Callum definetly stepped it up this year like no other. He's a beast. The MASSIVE is sick. sick lines, sick music, sick skiing, a little filler with the breakfast and "here's karl" scene, but it was amazing no doubt.
Nov 3 2008 11:14PM
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Scott~
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I actually disagree with everyone else flaming you, I thought the thread was very aptly named. In fact, you should go out and start more failure threads, hopefully massive failures~
Nov 3 2008 11:20PM
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sick-as-aids
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uhhh this thread frustrates me. if u want park skiing and urban go fucking see a different movie, you knew that the massive was all about bc and pow, so dont complain. and it was soo hyped up coz people were super stoked on the thought of seeing all the pow. if every movie made had the same shit then it would be fucking boring, if you dont want to watch only pow and bc then dont watch that movie! fuck!
Nov 3 2008 11:57PM
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paone
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Its a matter of opinion and i think thats what the thread creator was getting at.  I loved the Massive.  I personally love reggae music so it worked for me.  I think the riding in Massive progressed the sport both in the BC and in urban featues.  I hated Claim, thought it was horrible but a lot of people i know liked it.  same with Hunting Yeti.  It all matter of opinion and what kind of skiing and music you like.
Nov 4 2008 3:25AM
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Twinjibber77
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Dude with a pink name, thats all i'm gonna say.
Nov 4 2008 12:42PM
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scientist
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YOU'RE AN ONION!
Nov 4 2008 1:07PM
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B.Snow
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That's such a closed minded opinion... And it was a sick movie, but what made it sick was that it was different from park and urban movies. Not all ski movies should be mainly about park and urban, those are only 2 of the 3 (there's actually probably more) areas of skiing. So if you really want a park/urban flick then go buy Turbo or some other movie
Nov 4 2008 2:33PM
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the420skier
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dam park rats
Nov 4 2008 2:39PM
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Meadows
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How about this title.

A MASSIVE LETDOWN!!!

Dont get me wrong, this isn't hate on Tanner, his movie last year was one of the best at all time.

The web updates on Redbull had better camera angles than the actual movie. And the soundtrack was the worst EVER!!!! Im sorry but a couple Reggae songs is tolerable, but a full movie of garbage underground reggae is almost impossible to sit through. Dana absolutely murdered it, and there were some other nifty tricks along the way. It just didn't meet my expectations after seeing last years savage display of destruction. Maybe this dissatisfaction is due to the Massive premiering after Thats it Thats all (The best shred film ever).


Nov 4 2008 3:58PM
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paone
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again is matter of opinion

i hate it when movies are are rap or hip hop so i dont watch those

Nov 4 2008 6:11PM
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mr_shifty
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well what did you expect? Cali P and Tanner Hall are really good friends along with Kya Bamba and honestly i thought that it was awsome.
Nov 4 2008 6:20PM
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k-rob
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we could have expected tanner to take our tastes into opinion. it's not as if everyone who skis likes Cali P, or even reggae for that matter.

Nov 4 2008 7:34PM
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Jamie_Baril
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youve got it all wrong, the massive was dope
Nov 4 2008 7:36PM
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SteezethePirate
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or you could spend less time on this site trying to act cool for showing someone up online, congratulations though, you rock
Nov 4 2008 10:09PM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
thank you
Nov 4 2008 10:11PM
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SteezethePirate
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YOU'RE A CARROT!
Nov 4 2008 10:13PM
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hemlockjibber8
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holy crap brah, funny episode, just trying to lighten everyones day. sorry it didnt work.


try squirting water, it might help
Nov 4 2008 10:24PM
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Scott~
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Trust me we dont need to do anything to make you look like a retard. If you cant even be intelligent on the internet where you can supposedly be anyone, why try in real life? You should probably just kill yourself~
Nov 4 2008 10:32PM
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Willard
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no such thing as to much reggae the only song i dont like is one of cali p when there mobbin sleds
Nov 4 2008 10:41PM
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scofield
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the massive is what it was supposed to be. fucking rude boi banger
Nov 4 2008 10:48PM
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wiener
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you little retards need to learn what PERSONAL opinion is.

and yes my name is pink, what the fuck is it to you?
Nov 5 2008 12:13AM
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Willard
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so me and some friends made a movie for school today its dope
Nov 5 2008 1:23AM
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FUUUCK
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hehehe youre a funny one
Nov 5 2008 1:35AM
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Scott~
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What the hell is your problem. You are the real retard here. Calling the massive a failure goes way beyond personal opinion. In any event, if I think your opinion sucks ass, im likely to flame you for it. Guess what, my personal opinion is that you should go drink a bottle of scotch to forget about your worthless life and beat your head with a boar full of nails~
Nov 5 2008 5:22AM
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wiener
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uh oh look out, big bad Scott is likely to flame me for my view of a movie i didn't like. I am so worried i am not going to get the approval from a bunch of little shitheads on a website. I just don't know what i should do .

Fuck you Scott. You are a cocksucking douche and i dont give a fuck. flame away homo
Nov 5 2008 10:02AM
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SteezethePirate
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lmao...wow...i didnt expect this thread to get this intense...boy was i wrong
Nov 5 2008 10:48AM
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jriley
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it's newschoolers AND your thread title was the MASSIVE failure...what do you expect?
Nov 5 2008 11:42AM
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SteezethePirate
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yet again i said i would rename the thread if i could, more than enough people pointed out the stupidity of the title and i am more than aware, thanks anyway
Nov 5 2008 11:51AM
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pmw
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Buy Turbo, reasons also had an equaly insane urban edit in my eyes..if not better, i mean no one bets wallisch and hornbeck, but it was fucken insane..
Nov 5 2008 12:06PM
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Willard
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I enjoyed the massive and turbo there tied for first then journal, reasons,slamina
Nov 5 2008 9:40PM
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Scott~
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Haha you care enough to check back and see what other people thought of your post. You are just too funny, guess what since you dont have my approval like I said earlier scotch plus nailboard get to it girlie~
Nov 5 2008 9:46PM
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eastAR5
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you're so fuckin ignorant it isnt even funny. ima park rat completely and I appreciated the Massive like no other movie i have seen before. u couldnt even ski a single one of those smallest pillow lines. none the less throw cab 9s off them . There is a reason that Tanner does not want to film on park jumps anymore... take a guess
Nov 6 2008 2:27AM
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eastAR5
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not to mention prolly the most solid overall soundtrack of all times. Cali p fuckin killed it straight up , there are few ski movies today with music i can stand - massive i could of popped the dvd in and tunred off the screen and been stoked on the playlist alone. /claim sittin up on the balcony for the premier with Tanner sparkin Ls and sippin on my dub Styrofoam i have never felt more stokde on seeing a ski movie before.
Nov 6 2008 2:31AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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But you came back too pal....
Just for the record I agree with you though, and you generally have legit posts haha PNW represent.
Nov 6 2008 2:42AM
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Scott~
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Oh, thats because I care. If my NS rep was ruined, I dont know Id... well I would have to beat myself wouldnt I?~
Nov 6 2008 3:58AM
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danetudor
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Your on some weird shit it you dont like MASSIVE! it is the sickest shit ever!!!!!
Nov 6 2008 1:07PM
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SteezethePirate
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didnt say i didnt like it, read before you post
Nov 6 2008 1:54PM
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Detective
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fail
Nov 6 2008 5:15PM
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ben_southworth
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not only was it not clever, it was in general a jackass title
i dont know what else you expected
Nov 6 2008 5:58PM
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SoupCurry
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Fail......
Nov 6 2008 8:28PM
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