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Rail Protection for men

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CrankSkimafia
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
I was thinking the other day about when poor guys get their junk smashed doing rails on skis, skateboards, or rollerblades. I was wondering if they make a harness that protects your boys if you were to fall on a rail. I had an idea to get a climbing harness and inforce a piece of webbing between the legs that would stop or if not lessen the blow when getting kacked on a rail. Does such a thing exist? Think it would work?
Nov 9 2003 9:40PM
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overtime
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
wouldnt work really. allu could do is wear a cup, and that wouldnt be worth it cuz they are so uncomfortable. my rack to no rack ratio isnt high enough that i would sacrafice that much comfort
Nov 9 2003 9:44PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
compression shorts in soccer
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Nov 9 2003 9:45PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
cups are too painful to ski in, and if u did protect it it would still hurt, just weld titanium to ur nuts i dont know
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Nov 9 2003 10:01PM
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timber
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Don't fall.
Nov 9 2003 10:02PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahaha
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Nov 9 2003 10:02PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i'm in the process of inventing a new type of cup that is a concave shape so you can keep sliding the rail with ease after you rack yourself on it. It's gonna revolutionize the sport.

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Nov 9 2003 10:05PM
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CrankSkimafia
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
the heel press grind to the left nut grind, its going to be huge
Nov 9 2003 10:08PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
thats it right there... just dont fall.. its like with the police... just dont get caught...
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Nov 9 2003 10:09PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
sag your pants. if the crotch of your pants is lower than your actual crotch, your boys will miss alot of the impact.

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Nov 9 2003 10:26PM
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I_am_Ian
Posts: 1327 - Karma: 11
do nut excercises, so they'll be stronger and wont get as hurt...


or something...
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Nov 9 2003 11:31PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
it would get way to hot down there.



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Nov 10 2003 10:07AM
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real9999
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Nut grinds are the next big thing.
Nov 10 2003 10:47AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
dont turn on the rail, stay dedicated. for me, if im gonna come off the rail, im already goin to be off to the side.
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Nov 10 2003 11:11AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
its better if you were born without testicles like me


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Nov 10 2003 11:35AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
just get a padded dew rag.





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Nov 10 2003 11:43AM
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