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sol.
Posts: 231 - Karma: 181

yeah, im not sure if there's ever been a thread about this before, but i searchbarrd and didnt find anything, so:

favorite things you've ever heard a gaper say....

"man, those trick skis go fast!"

Oct 28 2008 1:47PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243

me:what trick are you gonna do

gaper:slide the box forwards, its hard you should try it

Nov 2 2008 5:01PM
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the.flying.ginge
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
i had a guy come into the shop i work in who was asking for "counter contour skis" eventually found out he was meaning reverse camber.
Nov 2 2008 5:08PM
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skiierrrrrrr
Posts: 998 - Karma: 694

"Where are the brakes on these things"

"DId you bend your skis like that?"

Nov 3 2008 2:12PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,601

"How did you get both your tips to bend up like that?" - kid across the street

"Whats a gaper?" - snowboarder friend.

Nov 3 2008 2:16PM
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CRomans
Posts: 75 - Karma: 6
"How come your skis have all them stickers and turned up things in the back"
Nov 3 2008 4:24PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
that's not so bad... at least he knew such a thing existed. and of course there is the ever popular:

"What's the deal with these 'shaped' skis?"
Nov 3 2008 4:36PM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
Gaper- " Ya I know this one guy who can do a backflip, he's sick"
Nov 3 2008 8:19PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
wait.... you said that. jk

why are you wearing a bandana. you look like a cowboy
Nov 3 2008 8:21PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
some skier did a real nice cork 5 at my hill and ski patrol went after him and flipped because apparently  inverted aerials are banned at this mountain.
I took my run 5 minutes later and he was still trying to explain off axis spins to the patroller
freaking ignorant.
another time they had this huge pile of snow(with a slope that kind of resembled a cliff) waiting to be groomed onto one of the runs and my friend climbed to the top was about to slay this little drop (it's southern PA.. we take what we can get)
the patrollers shut him down so fast, clipped his ticket and told him to ride the lift back down.
he went and complained to service desk and ended up getting another ticket

spark notes: I should be doing homework, you didn't miss anything important
Nov 3 2008 8:28PM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 40
r u serious??
Nov 3 2008 8:30PM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
Texas women on the lift asks me "you look like a snowboarder, do you snowboard"
Nov 3 2008 8:31PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
gaper in jeans: "Oh my godQ!! youre skiing backwords!!!"


me : "I know! "
Nov 3 2008 8:40PM
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tele_tom
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
gaper dad to his gaper kid: "the backs of his skis are bent to turn faster"
Nov 3 2008 10:15PM
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Jesus-FlwrSubaru
Posts: 1077 - Karma: 53
Bahahhaha! lmao, i bet when that kid grows up and gets better hes going to think his dad is a dumbass
Nov 4 2008 12:10PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
hahaha same with me i was like wwwwwooooooooowwwwwwww0
Nov 4 2008 4:38PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
the ever classic "so your skis are just a snowboard cut in half?"
Nov 4 2008 4:54PM
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kodos54
Posts: 233 - Karma: 86
i unstrap my bindings to hike this rail (yes i snowboard)

and some gaper yells at me- Get off the trail, its not the place to be walking

when i was clearly in no ones way and off to the side just walking
Nov 5 2008 4:24PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
"how do you know when you arent a gaper"


Nov 5 2008 5:22PM
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Blandct
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 37
some gaper wrecked his shit on the hill and he was like 30 yards away from a ski so i gave it to him and as i was riding away "Hey how do i get this fucking thing on" hahaha he had the heel piece up and was like smashing his foot into it
Nov 6 2008 12:12AM
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TheAdmiral
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
Some guy called a 3 a "helicopter" on the lift
Nov 6 2008 12:21AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
so i'm buying stuff at a big and tall store right,
walk into the store, the guy gives me the most questionable look ever
him: so what are you lookin for(still with the wtf gaze)
me: oh some big stuff
him: uh i think we might be to big for you
me: you mean you have something over an 8xl tall?
him: (still looks at me like im retarded)
later on, tryin on some shit
me: yea, so i like the baggy stuff, cause it's like a style, and helps you move easier in the air
him: hmm...










him: why would you want big stuff??? to slow yourself down??

looked at my friend and laughed, walked out of the store
Nov 6 2008 12:28AM
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NCurry
Posts: 490 - Karma: 959
Told some guy on the lift i was sammy carlson from the XGames, he said "wow! im gunna go home and replay my tevo and tell my daughter 'i rode the lift with that guY!' "
Nov 6 2008 12:49AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Afraid so I never heard about it after that luckily
Nov 6 2008 8:44AM
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Sheldon
Posts: 351 - Karma: 61

Gaper: "Your skis kick snow in my face"

Me: "Don't ski behind me then"

Gaper: "Why don't you just bend down the ends?"

Nov 6 2008 11:34AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
every time i go up the lift i have to explain what my skis are and why they are like that...the questions they ask me literally make me speechless which from people that know me...i am NEVER speechless. lol


'have u tried snowblades? those are for tricks; skis are for going fast...thats what im going to buy i think'
Nov 6 2008 1:23PM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
dude:
"i can do a 470"
me:
"uhh, yeah, me too dude"



... just for the sake of not making the dude feel like an assbag
Nov 6 2008 1:49PM
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Jesus-FlwrSubaru
Posts: 1077 - Karma: 53
Gaper: "Are those speakers on your goggles?" Pointing at the vents at the bottom of A-frames
Me: "yeah they are so deer don't come into the runs"
Gaper: "Oh"
Nov 6 2008 2:08PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
fuck.... people are dumb
Nov 6 2008 3:01PM
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86
i dont care wht everybody says backflips are always sick. always.
Nov 6 2008 5:50PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
I always get this from snobby, rude, pushy kids when I am filming.

"So are you filming"
-Yeah, that's why I have a camera
"How much does that camera cost"
-A lot, I don't share that with people.
"Well why not"
-I just don't, it's my own business.

Then they proceed to think I am a dick.
Nov 6 2008 6:11PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
I was having a mad sesh in the Loon park with my homies and this twenty somthing gaper pointed to the small flat rail and asked "why is this thing in the way?"
Nov 6 2008 8:05PM
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cbfreeskis
Posts: 122 - Karma: 13
hey have you ever seen the x games? tanner hall is a beasttttt
Nov 6 2008 8:14PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747

on the lift at mt snow with my bro and this 40 something gaper aske us to take his gaper spawn up the lift.  because "we looked like experts" buuut anyway this kid made my day he was soooo funny

he said he saw us in "the snowboard area" and asked what tricks we could do, we told himm and he said he could do 630s (yes, 630s) off jumps when he was two.  then he asked me why i wasnt wearing a "neckwamer" or a "helmet liner" and why my jacket and pants were'nt attatched. 

Nov 6 2008 8:16PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552

all patrollers at my slope are freeskiers.

Nov 6 2008 9:46PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
uhh he is a beast.
Nov 6 2008 9:52PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552

oh, and i get theis comment alot "you could probably spin faster if you got those snowblades"

Nov 6 2008 9:54PM
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tank_4
Posts: 47 - Karma: 33
i was riding up the chairlift when i saw a girl wearing her helmet backwards. when i told her she called me a idiot. since it was backwards she had a massive gap.
Nov 6 2008 10:04PM
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Christian_Schum
Posts: 354 - Karma: 82
late winter at stowe last year some texan or something-" hey hunny, see them kids with that baggy pants? watch them hit the snow shooter and do some sweet airs! them kids is crazy!" then some eruo trash was talking about truck drivers...but he sounded like a fucking moron saying tuck divers
Nov 7 2008 12:50AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
a guy on snowblades, with his entire family next to him on snowblades, was up top at solitude looking across the way at some turns on the other side of the canyon, and he asked my roomate where the lift was to get over there, because he wanted to get some fresh pow.
Nov 7 2008 4:09PM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11
hahahahahahahahahahahah
Nov 7 2008 8:31PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
orly srsly? u don't know? i might just be misinterpreting ur post.... but im not calling u a n00b, just askin...
Nov 7 2008 8:51PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
fuckin exact same thing happened to me...it was funny stuff. except it was my school chaperone who was going on the skibus trip (I go to boarding school, skibus is the only way to get up there). we're not allowed to do inverts if we're going with the school, liability and all...
he was impressed but he was like "I'm gonna have to take your pass and send you back to the bus."
me: "are you serious, my head was NOT below my legs..."
him: "yeah but it's still dangerous"
me: "you realize I've been doing these all day...you filmed one"
him: "uhhhhhhh"
Nov 7 2008 9:26PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
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Nov 7 2008 9:29PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161

HOLY SHIT!!!1!111!!! you can mute grab?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nov 7 2008 9:48PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
"i found the BIGGEST cliff/drop off of the side of the trail over there. just ski along the tree line... you should hit it, its awesome"
Nov 7 2008 10:01PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
"How do you pronounce Marmot?"
Nov 7 2008 10:04PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
I was with my brother getting his bindings set to his 06/07 PE's (he sucks thats you should know) and the guy setting the bindings says. I hate these internet skis. They arent goood
Nov 7 2008 10:16PM
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Dr.Seuss
Posts: 758 - Karma: 16

Me and my friends skiing past this redneck guy and hitting the little jumpies on the side of the run....

He says, "HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' STUNT SKIERS OR SOMETHINNNNN'"

Nov 7 2008 11:30PM
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nickharris
Posts: 88 - Karma: 25
did you put bindings on your skis?
Nov 7 2008 11:39PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
"hey did you see jon ollsson' double kangooroo yesterday!" haha that made me lol
Nov 7 2008 11:54PM
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