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Haha great "noob" story
Some family friends came to visit for a day from Portland and we were hanging out visiting with them when my dad told me to show them Turbo. So put it in and they loved it and were totally blown away (of course). Then the Windells segment came on. The dad of course told all of his kids that that was where they have skied before. Thats fine totally cool. Anyway we keep watching and the 11 year old son sees the jump and says, "Daddy, I have hit that jump! Ive done that one!" Now of course the dad just keeps watching, real nice and supportive. But I had to try my hardest I ever have not to just look over at him and tell him how retarded his statement was. hahaha anyway, I think its funny as hell.
"Im going to rail you until your spleen explodes and your shins fracture" - Dima Hurlbut
cool "noob" story hansel
haha. your dad must be like mine then. he claims the shit out of everything and tells people that i do acrobatic skiing lol
Weezyblog shut the fuck up
=)dont worry, be happy(=
shoulda slapped that little fuck in the mouth for lying
My pokemon cards bring all the geeks to the yard, an they're like, wanna trade cards? damn right lets trade cards, i'll trade you but not
The Black Watch
Wow that was a real knee slapper..
"skiing is like...cool and stuff"
there is no way that really happened
haha , turbos a good movie to show off anyway
Definitely one of the best posts on ns I've ever seen. + mad k son.
I ski at Stevens Pass
Live Fast or Die Slow
"Tell her to grind up some weed, sprinkle it in her stubble, burn her hair off and breathe in the fumes!" -mtbakerteacher
(On the topic of girls shaving or waxing)
bahaha, oh wow that was funny
Well there ain't nothing wrong with the way she moves,
Scarlet begonias or a touch of the blues.
Man Law #25 states: Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.
bahaha it would be funny and make you look retarded if the kid actually did hit the jump
Life's a garden, dig it.
The Great Blue Heron, Ardea herodias, is a wading bird of the heron family Ardeidae, common all over North and Central America as well as the West Indies and the Galápagos, except in deserts and high mountains where there is no water for it to wade in. It is very similar to the European Grey Heron. This is the largest North American heron.
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