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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
self explanatory title..

you know you love skiing when, you make perfect tables out of your ice cream or mash potatoes

fail a class cuz you daydream too much and cant really focus on anything other than skiing.

when you ski more days during the winter than you acctually go to school

you pray for rain in town because you know up there it will be snow!

ill post more as i come up with them .. but im sure im not the only one with these kinds of stories :P
Oct 17 2008 1:37PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117

when every page of your school agenda has a newchoolers logo.

when every page of your maths book has a NS logo

when you draw you backyard with your skiing dream set of handrails

when the videos on your ipod are only skiing video

when every says that you are weird because every discussion you got with them arent related with skiing but you end talking about ski

Oct 18 2008 7:33PM
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Max-Steeze
Posts: 448 - Karma: 171
when ever i see a handrail i picture my self sliding it
Oct 18 2008 7:57PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111

yup

when you think about skiing more than anything else

When you scream at the sight of snow

Oct 18 2008 7:59PM
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Telscopic
Posts: 182 - Karma: 74
when its worse then crack
Oct 18 2008 8:34PM
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Federation
Posts: 430 - Karma: 17
when you've broken your hand spinning 720s down your stairs
Oct 18 2008 8:42PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
man... its worse than crack and heroin!!TOGETHER!
Oct 18 2008 11:16PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
fijis so tight, your actually an idiot

Oct 18 2008 11:26PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
when you see a hand rail in a video game and think how sick it would be if it was real

when the only movies on your computer are ski movies

when your idea of a fun day in fall is looking at gear at your local shop
Oct 18 2008 11:30PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
no man....its called , dedication. and love of skiing
Oct 18 2008 11:44PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
When you go onto pinkbike and take the same idea fron there forum hahahaha....
Oct 18 2008 11:45PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
when on freezing fall nights you role down all your windows put on ski clothes and cruise cause youve waited all summer for that rush of cold air running across your body.......

and during the summer you cranked up the A/C so it fealt like an ice cube in your room then sat in your ski gear with 8 different fans blowing the cold air past you for the same effect as above.....
Oct 18 2008 11:46PM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10

hate that shit!

you cant ski this weekend cause of grades

you cant go to mammoth this spring break cause you failed chemistry boo hoo.

Oct 18 2008 11:52PM
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SierraMist
Posts: 116 - Karma: 13

when you live on the mountain you ski at everyday

Oct 18 2008 11:59PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
my parents unfortunatly do this to me, its my one weakness

anyways, you know your addicted to skiing when newschoolers is your family computers home page
Oct 19 2008 12:10AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
so true man until my family got a new computer. my mom would be like "is this our new email account"
Oct 19 2008 12:28AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
...your friends avoid you at this time of year because all you talk about is the upcoming ski season.
Oct 19 2008 12:29AM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
i lip 4 prtzl 4. claim
Oct 19 2008 12:30AM
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jsaya_SagStraps
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29
when you have a newschoolers account
Oct 19 2008 12:34AM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53

when you decide to spend your night doing something ski related (movir, backyard jib, NS) instead of hanging out with friends

you use skier's lingo and slang even in front of people even though you look retarded

you wear Lines "I am a skier" tee to school with pride. ..FYI i live in Ohio and most kids snowboard

for your engineering class you design and build a backyard jib

you pray for snow in july

Oct 19 2008 12:50AM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
when this sentence comes out of your mouth at least once a day. "dude, we should hit that this winter"
Oct 19 2008 2:00AM
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mcnamarskiez
Posts: 692 - Karma: 159
when you agree to your parents you'll go into the national guard for a pair of sir francis bacons and a season pass after you graduate......fuck these better be worth it
Oct 19 2008 2:14AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

haha, word

ive lost so much time to this site,

Oct 19 2008 2:19AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,373
YOUR YARD LOOKS LIKE

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Oct 19 2008 2:23AM
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.j.Scrilla
Posts: 489 - Karma: 2,436
When all you really want to do is ski
Oct 19 2008 8:10AM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
hahahahhaha yes has happened to me
Oct 19 2008 9:12AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
i choose skiing over drugs and women anyday

part of my day is to put on all my gear and walk around in my room
Oct 19 2008 10:38AM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
nice first post

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Oct 19 2008 10:47AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
haha this ones good
but they all are, pretty damn true too

when powder skiing is way better than sex
Oct 19 2008 10:52AM
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_steezefiend8
Posts: 659 - Karma: 271

when you fin yourself explaining a question in class and it somehow ends up relating to sking in which case you must explain how great adn wonderful skiing is to the class.

in winter you dont hang out with your friends, unless its at school or they ski.

Oct 19 2008 10:58AM
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066
When you always look at the clock or get a text message at 12 42. Seriously always happens to me!
Oct 19 2008 1:10PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
ummm... that just doesnt work or make sense at all.
Oct 19 2008 2:15PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
bring your skis to college months in advance of ski season, just so you can look at them (and occasionally clip in and slide around your hall)
Oct 19 2008 2:20PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,373
1242 the oakley movie.....when pep was landing backwards on 70 gaps with out reverse camber.
Oct 19 2008 2:36PM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
When about half your dreams during the winter are about skiing.

When you have serious conversations about jibbing statues with your friends.

When all you want to see is a couple flakes.

When you're legitimately excited to see a mild frost.

When you can remember where you were and what the date was when you first saw snow last year.

When you can't do anything on your computer but go on NS because you HAVE to think about skiing.

When you spend all class imagining a pow run on your new boards.

When it's october and you NEED to go down to the hockey rink to get some snow and jib.

When you watch Realtime 5 or 6 times a week.

When you longboard for hours at a time just carving because the feeling is somewhat similar to carving on skis.

When all you want to do is wake up at 6:00 in the morning and roll out of your warm bed, drive and hour, put on all your ski shit, and go outside into the 10 degree weather.
Oct 19 2008 2:51PM
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Bo_bot9
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 275
hahaha i 270 onto everything, everywhere. its halarious. i feel foolish if people see me but i dont give a wat.
Oct 19 2008 2:57PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
you know youre addicted when youre super stoked for the super bowl every year just to be able to have the entire mountain to yourself while everybody is sitting at home watching tv
Oct 19 2008 3:01PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
you jack off to ski vids
Oct 19 2008 3:56PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
hahah true ture

on sorta the same note...

when you are walking around town and you get weird looks cuz you see a perfect urban and take a pic so you dont forget about it when the snow comes


Oct 19 2008 5:11PM
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Addict[ed]Fisher
Posts: 108 - Karma: 286
hahaha one time i wrote a 3 page paper on how to look and be steezy on the mountain...lmao..i had to write a paper that was instructional..got an A
Oct 19 2008 5:15PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
when you scope out rails everywhere you go. even if your in warm places thatll never get snow
Oct 19 2008 5:18PM
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Cuckoo
Posts: 637 - Karma: 9
When you have sexual intercourse you think of skiing CLAIM YAY
Oct 19 2008 5:28PM
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GhettoKreations
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
1) everything you do is relative to skiing
2)you get caught on NS during class multiple times
3)you find ski logos all over your school work and dont even remember drawing them
4)jib everything you see that is jibbable on foot
5)you bought all your new shred gear with 3 months till winter and now you hav nothing to look for online

ETC........................
Oct 19 2008 5:35PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
when you can sense winter coming and you spend every free hour on NS,b uild a backyard jib, or looking at/caressing you gear
Oct 19 2008 5:40PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
When you imagine skiing in your class and the stuff you could pull off while doing it because you are so bored
Oct 19 2008 6:06PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608

when the videos on your ipod are only skiing videos. I filled my iPod up with like 20 different ski videos and YouTube ski videos.

Oct 19 2008 6:19PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747

you wear and "i am a skier" shirt

your setup cost more than your car (maybe thats just me)

when you get wicked excited when 5:40 or 7:20 show up on a clock

you have no social life outside of skiing during the winter

you drive down highways and imagine yourself jibbing the gaurd rails

Oct 19 2008 6:24PM
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zackblain
Posts: 2322 - Karma: 22
You have to tell people at your local shop about the gear they sell.
Oct 19 2008 6:32PM
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Skibumsmith
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haha I've decided instead of getting a car next summer I'm going to Momentum. And I always get excited when it's 5:40 7:20 or 9:00.

when this is on your computer.

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Oct 19 2008 6:36PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
when you do nothing but drink every week end
Oct 19 2008 6:41PM
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