that was like tthe best edit i have seen in along ass time!
well around the mid 20th century, a man in switzerland named Sir Edward Jib III would take his nordic skis and attempt to jump over them, he would fail, and end up lading on then sliding off of said object that he was trying to jump, like a rock or log, Other people would make fun of his terrible jumping skills but Edward was the fastest nordic skier in the land and they couldnt touch his skiing technique. But eventually they would go about saying "dont jib that thing chap" when people would attempt to jump things. Eventually snowboarders picked it up, made it semi-cool, then not too long ago TWall found it, pretzled it, made it his bitch, and slapped a 4bi9 sticker on it.
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