Red Bull Unrailistic | LIVE Broadcast

Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

I WENT TO PRISON TODAY!

profile picture
skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
So today our soccer team played a Juvenile Detention Facility called Ethen Allen. Let me tell u those kids were the craziest mother fuckers! I went in for a tackle and knocked down this retarded-looking fat mexican kid. So i held out my hand to help him up, the kid gets up totally pissed. He pushed me and in his exact words he said "What the fuck man, u wanna go nigga? I'm trying not to laugh and i say sorry. Then he says "Fuck u nigga, this is prison, sorry dont do shit in here! Still trying not to laugh. Then he was like, man  i'd fuckin beat ur ass for that shit u just pulled if i wasn't gettin out of here in 7 months! THAT KID WAS FUCKIN CRAZY! i wanted to laugh so bad, but i was also a little scared at the same time.
Oct 7 2008 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
haha wtf!? were they any good at soccer?
Oct 7 2008 11:56PM
0 0
profile picture
cgregg
Posts: 587 - Karma: 18
Why would you tackle someone in soccer, also, i would have laughed, not so much because of the things he said, but because i would have realized that i had just pushed a fat mexican down.
Oct 7 2008 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
you shoulda laughed and let him hit you so that he would get more time
Oct 7 2008 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
Ethan Allen is a super hip, trendy, asian, contemporary, and fashionable furniture store by my house.
Oct 7 2008 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
NO MORE LOCKED DOORS
Oct 7 2008 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
a tackle in soccer means like a slide tackle, or even just pushing him around to get the ball off him. not like...football or rugby tackle
Oct 7 2008 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
no terrible we beat them 6-0, we would have one by more but are coach made us stop scoring at 20 min into the first have. we had to go through metal detectors and shit to to get through the their two massive electric barbed wire fences.
Oct 8 2008 12:04AM
0 0
profile picture
skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
damn sounds crazy were there guards and shit packin heat makin sure no fat mexican hits you??
Oct 8 2008 12:06AM
0 0
profile picture
BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
slide tackle
Oct 8 2008 12:06AM
0 0
profile picture
Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

thats awesome. i wouldve been fucking scared

Oct 8 2008 12:07AM
0 0
profile picture
skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
yea dude there were guards. when we got there i think there was a fight in one the peoples cells, cuz there was a lot of yelling inside the prison and guards were sprinting inside with their bats out. Prison is crazy shit dude!
Oct 8 2008 12:09AM
0 0
profile picture
smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,373
big difference between juvinile detention center and a prison
Oct 8 2008 12:30AM
0 0
profile picture
Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
looks like you just got some street cred
Oct 8 2008 12:37AM
0 0
profile picture
PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
it would have been funnier since he is mexican and not a nigga, you were like ya whateva nigga come to my block nigga
Oct 8 2008 12:39AM
0 0
profile picture
Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
I pissed on a dumpster once before a soccer game. That school was ghetto.
Oct 8 2008 1:12AM
0 0
profile picture
MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
thats an understatement...
Oct 8 2008 1:45AM
0 0
profile picture
smokey23
Posts: 285 - Karma: 32
Creator of thread= pussy....sounds like if the guards werent around you would of got the shit kicked outta you
Oct 8 2008 3:27AM
0 0
profile picture
skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
dude i would have been fine i'm like 6'3" 210 lbs. as for a lot of the other kids on team, they would have gotten raped. Im guessing that u would have gotten the shit kicked out of u if u got in a fight with them.
Oct 8 2008 7:42AM
0 0
profile picture
urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
dude...huge diff. from prision and juvie...
Oct 8 2008 8:20AM
0 0
profile picture
Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
jail is the most miserable place on the planet.  if my coach told me i had to go to jail to play a game, I would tell him to go fuck himself.
Oct 8 2008 11:08AM
0 0
profile picture
rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
my favorite line of that was "retarded-looking fat nexican" hahaha.
Oct 8 2008 11:36AM
0 0
profile picture
tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209
shoulda called up bovice
Oct 8 2008 12:57PM
0 0
profile picture
sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
in wisco?  i had a buddy in hs that had to go there.

where do you play?
Oct 8 2008 1:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
same
Oct 8 2008 2:23PM
0 0
profile picture
JakeC
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 101
You better hope you never see him when he gets out of Jail......LOL
Oct 8 2008 2:35PM
0 0
profile picture
Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
samee
Oct 8 2008 5:09PM
0 0
profile picture
SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
wait...you're bragging you beat a team of disorganized juvenile delinquents? wow. street cred all the way...

and like people have said, juvie is nothing compared to prison.
when I went back to NY where I used to live, I found two of my friends were in prison. I went to go visit them. I am a complete softie compared to most of my buddies back east, I've been living a sheltered life.
Scariest shit ever. I don't usually like to make super personal posts on NS, but me being a skinny white kid in a place like that...damn. There were other skinny white kids in there who were just 18 and moved from juvie to there or something, but they were out of their mind. hitting the walls when we walked by, yelling taunts at us, etc.
My friends were even worse. They didn't recognize me at first but my buddies who were with me told them who I was and they were cool after that. They were super aggressive because they were in coke withdrawal. I can only imagine what the other guys who had been addicted to meth, heroine, or crack were feeling.

Sorry for the long post. But when people say ZOMG KEWL WE WENT TO MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON or ZOMG JUVIE WAS SO HARSH I get pissed. It's so ignorant.
Oct 8 2008 5:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
correctional facilities are just as bad, an old teacher of mine used to teach at a school at one of these, and he said they had to go into lockdown at least once a day.  they had to be careful when they handed out pencils because the kids would go nuts and try and stab eachother
Oct 8 2008 5:31PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
why would they have your team play a bunch of unstable delinquent children? was it like an "eye opening experience" to get death threats from a fat mexican criminal? seems like an interesting move on your coach's part, the kids could've just taken headcounts and injured half your team if they wanted to
Oct 8 2008 6:02PM
0 0
profile picture
C+Thompson
Posts: 434 - Karma: 97
Bovice woulda fucked em all up.
WITH MAYONAISE
Oct 8 2008 8:41PM
0 0
profile picture
skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
to be honest i have no idea y we played them.
Oct 8 2008 11:10PM
0 0
profile picture
sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
im pretty certain there was a monetary compensation from ethan allen to his team for agreeing to come on site and play.  they consider those programs part of their rehabilitation and assimilation into daily culture, and they know most school districts wont approve a game for free.

if there wasnt any money, it is kind of a community service type thing that shows the kids how much juvie sucks and inspires them to stay the course and graduate or something like that.

we wrestled them in a tournament when i was in hs, and they weren't angry or rowdy really all that much more than kids from regular schools.

Oct 9 2008 11:01AM
0 0
profile picture
MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
hahahaha you are one ignorant fuck...

i guarantee an inmate half your size would have his way with you.

you are in some fairy tale world.



Nov 19 2008 5:45PM
0 0
profile picture
mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
yeah

Nov 19 2008 5:50PM
0 0
profile picture
DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Ethan Allen around here is a boat that flipped over and killed like 30 elderly tourists
Nov 19 2008 5:51PM
0 0
profile picture
KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
yes you are a big kid if ur not claiming at all but even someone that is fucken jacked as hell like 7'5'' 400 pounds has nothin when one of those little fuckers shanks ur ass and stabs the shit out u....but anyway nice win
Nov 19 2008 5:59PM
0 0
profile picture
k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i know it's evil, but i lol'd at that. +karma for making me laugh even if you didn't mean to
Nov 19 2008 6:01PM
0 0
profile picture
DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
hahahaha your coach is kindve an asshole for scheduling a match against those jackasses
Nov 19 2008 6:03PM
0 0
profile picture
futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
Kinda off topic, but "monopatinrider" on here has been in jail on 4 different occassions, including a 45 day sentence and 7 days in isolation (not like 4 years or anything lol)... He says jails not that bad, no one really wants to fight because the punishment for fighting is a 1/3rd of their sentence added on for extra time. It's prisons that are bad...
Nov 19 2008 6:07PM
0 0
profile picture
TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I'll die before I go to juvie in NC. My civics teacher last year said NC had the highest number of rapes in their juvie system.
How dumb are those fuckers to get caught and go to juvie? What kind of stuff did they do?
Nov 19 2008 6:18PM
0 0
profile picture
hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
thats so funny
i would just laugh if the kid was mexican and called you nigger
Nov 19 2008 6:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
its not that hard to go to jail. lol
Nov 19 2008 6:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Hank
Posts: 316 - Karma: 15
haha. if he would have actually tackled the kid
Nov 19 2008 8:49PM
0 0
profile picture
RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
My mom used to be a social worker, and had to go into ethan allen about once a week. Also, I go to school less than a mile away from there. Talk about street cred in wiscompton.
Nov 19 2008 8:52PM
0 0
profile picture
shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Haha! Same.
Nov 19 2008 9:06PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)