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Official Worst Injury Thread

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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
Mine was when I was playing backyard football and drove for a catch and split open my knee on a rustly piece of metal in the ground.....there was alot of blood........and CHAIOS....no jk but it hurt alot

NS community, know ur turn
Oct 5 2008 11:54PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
guy skated over and served the top joint of my pinky in a hockey game, luckily he dident cut the vain fully, so it sorta healed, still have to heat pack it cuz there is no circulation
Oct 6 2008 12:01AM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
sorry for the repost but my other one was that i got elbowed in the face in hockey and dislocated my jaw, anyone who has had a jaw injury can back me up when i say that they suck
Oct 6 2008 12:03AM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
good night bump
night ns
Oct 6 2008 12:08AM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
5 teeth knocked out
4 root canals
2 surgeries
lower and upper gum lines pushed back
tooth shoved up near my ear
lower and upper teeth flat on my tounge...
fuck it hurt

all one injury result. cool bean.
Oct 6 2008 12:08AM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
Posts: 402 - Karma: 31
Breaking my ankle sucked alot. After my first 20 vicodin ran out the doc refused to give me any more pain pils cause of the duration of such an injury.

Almost 6 months later and it still hurts all day everyday and I still can't run right or anything.


Other injury being when I nearly cut off all my fingers when I was 8 or 9 cause the little metal wheel in the garage door track ran over all my fingers and cut them down to the bone. Shitty.
Oct 6 2008 12:09AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
well since i ski like an idiot.. one injury i got knocked out so it didnt hurt too bad at first, but i tore my ACL and cracked 2 ribs.. but i had a worse expierience taking a pole across the face and shattering two molars, since i felt that one and didnt have a lot of adrenaline going at the time, it was just going off of a hip, didnt land right.. oops
Oct 6 2008 12:09AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
knuckled 3/4 of a backflip and broke both my thumbs while my pinky finder was still in a cast. and i had to get sugery on my left thumb because the ligaments tore
Oct 6 2008 12:11AM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
my worst injury is when I rolled my ankle and was out of football for 1.5 weeks, lol. I've never broken any bones or anything serious and I played football, hockey and lacrosse each for 10+ years, as well as skiing and snowboarding for close to 15.
Oct 6 2008 12:21AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
riding bikes i cased a 25 foot road gap.
i snapped my arm in half and now from the elbow down i cant move my right arm. im pretty fucked.
Oct 6 2008 12:22AM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
landed on my back of a 65fter about 4 years. hit the knuckle and somehow cracked my sternum, fuck that hurt for a solid 6 months.
Oct 6 2008 12:23AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
In 5th grade I had a pencil go completely through my hand when i was still holding it, and in the rush to answer some stupid question I hit the pencil (tip facing my hand) on my desk and it just through. I was not so happy.
Oct 6 2008 12:27AM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
16 stitches to the ball sack.yes 16 to the scrotum, the toe piece of my demo bindings went all the way forward at about 55 and the edge of the ski sliced through my pants, speed suit, long underwear, boxers, and nut sack. the doctor said i was 1:64th of an inch from losing a nut and severing a big artery, which would have resulted in a life flight, because they didnt have any of my blood type. all in all i got 16 stitches, a huge scar, a shit load of morphine on the way to the hospital, the strongest pain killers ever, a killer story, and having to buy a bunch of new gear. oh yeah and a ballsy nickname JBAWLS
Oct 6 2008 1:04AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Toss up - Sprained my neck and got a concussion (only out a week and a half - but any time they tell you the problem is your neck is more than you want to hear)

Poured 425 degree canola oil over my entire right hand and had 3rd degree burns cause of it (fortunately I have a sweet genetic disorder that lets me heal abnormally well and I don't have a single scar)

Otherwise I've broken my wrist/toes/fingers a few times and dislocated my shoulder/hip more times than I can remember... but those didn't hurt as bad as the other two.
Oct 6 2008 1:12AM
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86
longboarding fast went through water rear wheels slid then caught throwing me backwards onto my head at a pretty decent speed. hairline fracture in my skull with internal bleeding in my head. 2 or so nights in the hospital. out of school for a week and a lil.
Oct 6 2008 3:02AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
lucky! i know a girl that broke her arm and before they put the cast on she had a sling for about a week. when she went in to get the cast they x-rayed her again and she had almost completely heeled. fucking amazing if you ask me. with that kind of heeling ability that girl should do crazy shit and risk her life. instead she does cheerleading.

For me my worst injury was biking down stairs and going over my handlebars and breaking my wrist. The stairs were steep and I had my weight too far forward. That was the worst night of my life. I was in so much pain I threw up. Throughout the whole ordeal and even after getting my bones reset I only had 1 advil though.
Oct 6 2008 3:59AM
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mmckechnie
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 29
broken wrist, and an exploded shoulder
Oct 6 2008 4:03AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
um, i fell off a motorbike and on my left leg, the foot rest went clean through my leg, on the right leg, the gravel went up into my knee cap real deep. id say that was worse then snapping my leg in half skiing
Oct 6 2008 5:04AM
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who_cares
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
dislocated shoulder is def my worst, ill prob get surgery from it.
another injury that wasnt that bad wen it happened but healed weirdly and i might need to hav surgery on is my hip flexor
Oct 6 2008 8:21AM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
morning bump time for school
Oct 6 2008 8:34AM
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actchill
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 259
i broke my jaw in two places, and tore my acl, miniscus, and lcl.

skiing
Oct 6 2008 9:00AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
I got stabbed in the eye once in Baltimore.  I got lucky though and it only went thru my brow and eyelid, no serious damage to the eye.  Watching someone give you stiches in your eyelid is kinda wierd...
Oct 6 2008 9:22AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
sprained LCL that is just starting to get better 2 years later...skiing

broke my wrist in 3 places playing red light green light in grade 3...lol

broke my arm (compound fracture, means bone broke straight accross, not like hairline fracture) skateboarding.

2-3 concussions from skiing and rugby

broke/sprained/cracked almost all my fingers, dislocated thumb

broke both my insteps from kickboxing...those REALLY hurt.

i think thats it.

o and when i was younger i bailed on this ledge and hit my mouth on the rear gears of a bike and the gear went through my bottom lip...that was gnarly too
Oct 6 2008 9:26AM
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A.P.
Posts: 667 - Karma: 135
i was cutting grass at my grandmothers with my cousin and i was on the baack on the tractor. The tractor is a kubota and the hydralic raises the mower deck and the three piont hitch. i was standing on the three point hitch and it pushed my foot against the frame and put so much pressure on my foot that it split the skin.  I had to get 100 stiches and two surgeys and was in the hospital for seven days. thhats my worst injury

spark notes- got my foot crushed in a hrdralic split the skin on my foot and was in the hospital for seven days and had two surgeys and 100 stiches
Oct 6 2008 1:35PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i wedged my foot between my dirt bike and a tree during a race doing about 40 MPH. Result was broken foot, ripped off two toe nails, shattered the tips of both toes and cut off the tip of my middle toe.

and that was through steel tipped boots? wtf?

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the tin foil was to keep the nailbed open so the nail could grow back out...buuuuut since my toe got cut off past that nail it dammaged the nerves too bad and i wont get another nail there
Oct 6 2008 2:04PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123

I've torn the ligaments in the same thumb 7 times in 6 months

Blew out my shoulder when i was 5

Almost broke my jaw 2 times at 3 and 5

Almost broke my neck and my spine falling straight upside down 12 feet down onto my head

Got bucked off my bike 8 ft. down onto my head directly, broke a rib

Oct 6 2008 2:45PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
ran into a wall full speed in gym class and smashed my face...i covered an entire matt with blood and my white shirt was red
Oct 6 2008 3:25PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
I  was mountain biking and i fell and got impaled by a stck.  Another bad one was when i was back country skiing and hit a 300 foot cliff and landed worlng and had to get a full body cast.
Oct 6 2008 5:44PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
far out dude, 300 foot! nuff respect!!!
Oct 6 2008 6:32PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


pics?
Oct 6 2008 6:36PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
playing football, reciever. got gang tackle by four guys. one guys ended up going for my foot. ended up breaking my foot and four toes cause it got steped on at the same time.
Oct 6 2008 6:36PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
I broke my arm skating today.
Oct 6 2008 6:39PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
home from soccer game bump....we lost
Oct 6 2008 6:51PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
just over 200 shoulder dislocations... 2 1/2 wasted seasons... not a big deal.
Oct 6 2008 7:07PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
damn, this years been really fucked up when it comes to injuries...
on the 23rd of july this year, i wuz mtb downhilling @ deer valley (i dont ski there, but their mtb trails are SICK), and i was roughin it down the hardest trail on upper mt (fire swamp). i get to the lower part that ive done like 50 times, and right as i go over a 3 foot drop, im thinkin "shit, i dont have any speed...". this was the day after a race so there were brake ditches everywhere, and i landed in one , and flew about 15ft in a pile of logs....got ko'd in a FULL FACE HELMET... ended up braking a wrist, a hand, and a severe concussion.... set me back 8 weeks... still trying to recoop.......
Oct 6 2008 7:24PM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49
ive had 9 surgeries on my feet in the past 6 years. cause my feet got so fucked up from ski racing and i have tons of stuff wrong with them. it really sucks. ive had 2 just this year.
Oct 6 2008 7:31PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
homework bump
Oct 6 2008 8:18PM
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minnesotajibber
Posts: 39 - Karma: 9
bailing hay my hand whent between the chain and sproket. broke my pointer finger all the way, disclocated and cut the tendend in my pincky, and stiches in 3 fingers. had surgery 5 times to correct the pointer finger but its still messed up, same with my pincky.
Oct 6 2008 8:27PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
At the time was when i got scissors stuck in my hand. in and out of the skin near my thumb. Hurts ALOT more taking them out, I was 10 or something so It sucked.

A couple of seasons ago dislocated kneecap and stretched/kinda torn acl.
Oct 6 2008 8:37PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
Cork 5 to oh shit

- compression fracture on my T7 vertabre(SP)
- Angel fracture or something I forget what it was called on my left radius
- concussion
- strained quad
- bruised ribs(didn't really care)
Match me


Oct 6 2008 11:31PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
think i did son
Oct 6 2008 11:32PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
5 concussions, 3 major, broke arm, broken scaphoid, broken bone in mah foot, dislocated shoulder, torn ligaments in knee, probably some other shit to, btw im 15, so many more injuries to come!
Oct 6 2008 11:45PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
my was all in one fall SON!
Oct 6 2008 11:47PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
mine was on every fall kid... and almost every time i didnt fall.
Oct 7 2008 1:12AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Wow... how did you dislocate your shoulder 200 times?
Oct 7 2008 1:15AM
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coolhandluke
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Oct 7 2008 1:17AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
^that looks really painful..story?
Oct 7 2008 1:20AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
playing field lacrosse, broken clavicle, dislocated shoulder and torn lateral and anterior meniscus.


1 hit. unlucky.
Oct 7 2008 1:23AM
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EH_DUBS
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Oct 7 2008 1:33AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
God, i remember seeing that story. That's soooo gnarly.
Oct 7 2008 1:44AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
4 viagras, nuff said. just kidding

um broken wrist and the 3 scares on my leg from my bike pedal, it was absolutly discusting
Oct 7 2008 6:59AM
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