You're gay. FARP is EXACTLY what skiing needs right now: a laid-back, kickass attitude; kids who don't give a damn about sponsorships and Tanner Hall; people who ski because it's fun, and who aren't assholes.
Come on man.
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast