Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

NS marriages!

profile picture
petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, i have an idea! First in line is me and Sarah Oates! I still need a best man, but she has a maid of honour allready picked out. Go us!



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 30 2003 10:05PM
0 0
profile picture
joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
im liking this...a new NS.com adventure...

-------------------------
'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes


CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*
-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND


Oct 30 2003 10:09PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
...sad

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 10:19PM
0 0
profile picture
SKIPHREAK
Posts: 493 - Karma: 11
Sarah is mine
Oct 30 2003 10:23PM
0 0
profile picture
tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
*sigh* winter needs to get here damn quick


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Oct 30 2003 10:42PM
0 0
profile picture
petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
well i need a best man



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 30 2003 10:43PM
0 0
profile picture
Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
are same sex marriages allowed??? if so, shotgun teddy, sam, matt (all of you named matt), and pat, cause he's small and cuddly, like say... FRODO!
-Pat
WBP|films

you're all so worthless
Oct 30 2003 10:43PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I'll be your best man pete...or not....

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 10:47PM
0 0
profile picture
ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Hahaha Pat

Yay, it's gunna be so pretty! I already have dibbs on half of the cake.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 30 2003 10:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
thanks but no thanks, your out of my leaged.

I'll be the best man, so I can cheat on you
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 30 2003 10:48PM
0 0
profile picture
freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
my name is matt...i feel special.


ShortSkiChick: 'If you ever get to meet a clown don't be afraid!'
ShortSkiChick: shit dude, I'd smack it and RUUUNNN
matty jeronimo: hahaha
matty jeronimo: EXACTLY
Oct 30 2003 10:49PM
0 0
profile picture
ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Next up are 221 and Lateralis. Any objections?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 30 2003 10:50PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
i think he's talking about freezy matt...you can still feel special though.

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 10:50PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
naw, lateralis is mine, and cj

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 10:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
my name is matt...i feel special.
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 30 2003 10:51PM
0 0
profile picture
rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^will you marry me?
________________________________________________________
I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Oct 30 2003 10:52PM
0 0
profile picture
rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^lol that was aimed to shortskichick... lol
________________________________________________________
I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Oct 30 2003 10:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
yeah dude i'm definitely up for that...but i dunno about marrying you..because you're like from new hampshire...and i dunno if my family would like that...like we don't have your kind of religion here...

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Oct 30 2003 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
yeah dude i'm definitely up for that...but i dunno about marrying you..because you're like from new hampshire...and i dunno if my family would like that...like we don't have your kind of religion here...

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Oct 30 2003 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
sickos


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Oct 30 2003 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
you could just marry me instead Pat...it'll be a party....

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 10:55PM
0 0
profile picture
ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahah Sara, you're engaged to like 6 people now, geez.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 30 2003 10:56PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
no...

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 10:57PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
they just think that...

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 10:57PM
0 0
profile picture
ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Ohh, gotcha. So who are you REALLY married to?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 30 2003 11:00PM
0 0
profile picture
ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Err... engaged to


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 30 2003 11:00PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
cj and pat.

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 11:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
but we have the same posts
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 30 2003 11:06PM
0 0
profile picture
Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
ooooooo shit! well you have 1000 more posts than me
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 30 2003 11:08PM
0 0
profile picture
EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
pat can't marry pat. pat melvin's family doesn't allow marriages... outside of the family.


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 30 2003 11:19PM
0 0
profile picture
schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
this is one of the gayest things i've read




___________________________
''Shake it like a polaroid picture''
Oct 30 2003 11:30PM
0 0
profile picture
SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
its okay, you'll get over it.

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
skihood.com
Oct 30 2003 11:32PM
0 0
profile picture
C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
teddy and i were already married....he cheated on me w/ pat, i think i don't remember
Oct 30 2003 11:34PM
0 0
profile picture
joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
i dont know i am thinking that sarah is going to marry me i dont know though

Oct 30 2003 11:35PM
0 0
profile picture
Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
how about Sara and Sarah are married, now that is good
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 30 2003 11:43PM
0 0
profile picture
mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
me and filmingbitch are gonna get hitched. but not cause right now she's like 15. in a few years the gap wont seem as large and then maybe...
=================
lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 31 2003 12:06AM
0 0
profile picture
Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
can i be the guy that fucks the bride the night before the wedding?


NS.com has officially hit a new low!




This crying, this screaming, my voice is being born!

Leader of the Silent Army

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Oct 31 2003 1:10AM
0 0
profile picture
newschool_huck69
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 10
No I already got that covered ;)
>>>SKI>>>SKI>>>SKI>>>

Peace-
Oct 31 2003 1:15AM
0 0
profile picture
Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
^^that's my job sorry bro
__________________
My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 31 2003 1:56AM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I call linechick1260. Sam says shes really nice.

Coming Soon...
Oct 31 2003 6:05AM
0 0
profile picture
joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
the interesting thing is that male overpopulate this site...so in order for no onee to overlap partners...the guys must indeed face the fact that they are gonna be hitched together

oh well

if anyone needs a maid of honor...ill do it

-------------------------
'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes


CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*
-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND


Oct 31 2003 7:20AM
0 0
profile picture
Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
eeeet's ok me sancho
__________________
My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 31 2003 11:11AM
0 0
profile picture
mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
I call nrthfacer for my second wife cause she's sounds smart.
although she didn't rule out the possibility that some women may get hitched together, and in some cases some women might get killed cause noone on here would ever want to marry them. I think we all know the sisters I'm talking about
=================
lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 31 2003 3:55PM
0 0
profile picture
joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
hahhaa....this is turning out to be like a nightmare out of Salt Lake City...acting a little mormon are we? two wives?!?! (no, im not dissing the mormons...they cool)

-------------------------
'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes


CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*
-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND


Oct 31 2003 4:04PM
0 0
profile picture
mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
no its like in the Hunt for the Red October.

I need one in Canada, and one in the States
=================
lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 31 2003 4:07PM
0 0
profile picture
joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
hahhaha alright...sounds good

-------------------------
'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes


CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*
-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND


Oct 31 2003 4:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
ill be ur best man, the best mans always the one she cheats on u with first, right?





the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?



www.nssnow.cjb.net


^go ther and support the skiing community
Oct 31 2003 4:14PM
0 0
profile picture
mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
I dont share my women. I need all the time I have with my wives. when I'm with nrthfacer or filmingbitch there wont be a free moment LOL
=================
lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 31 2003 4:31PM
0 0
profile picture
ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha yeahhhhhh Jo! Can I be your maid of honor! I'll help you plan it and pick out your dress! You two will make a great couple!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Oct 31 2003 4:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
me and 221 are already, we eloped a couple months but we had some altercations already about which color we should paint the kitchen, we had to go with his magenta color, you know who wants to wear the pants now eh, stupid hoe


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 1 2003 1:06AM
0 0
profile picture
Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
err... yes. well, i give the best sex here so line up (men too).
________________
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
Nov 1 2003 1:19AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)