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I would cut off my pinky fingers

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Skibumsmith
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to go skiing right now.
I need the other ones.

Sep 10 2008 12:10AM
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heFF
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i would love to ski also...but go outside and do something...my new longboard just came in today i know what's consuming the rest of my summer
Jul 31 2009 5:34PM
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prontocuts.com
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Id volunteer for more hours at work and then save up enough money for a plane ticket to somewhere with snow and then ski it and then make more run on sentences.
Jul 31 2009 5:35PM
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charmander
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we have the same poster, and sammy wrote the same exact thing on it.
i put it next to my bed though
Jul 31 2009 5:38PM
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charmander
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i guess i didnt answer the question... ummm, id cut my hair to move to alaska
Jul 31 2009 5:39PM
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sirskizalot
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BUMP! I would run through a big zoo cage full of lions naked with raw meat strapped to my body for ski season to start right now.
Sep 4 2009 3:13PM
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tommyp1ckles
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I would let that^ happen to me for ski season to start.
Sep 4 2009 3:27PM
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WVskiing
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i would eat raw ruebar
Sep 4 2009 3:38PM
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Dilla
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that dude got thunder-punched!
Sep 4 2009 4:19PM
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Logey.
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i would eat a box of macaroni without cooking it !!!

Sep 4 2009 4:21PM
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Davy.Crockett
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me to i fucking hate that stuff
Sep 4 2009 4:35PM
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andersteeze
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I would put icy hot or a535 cream on my balls every morning for the next year to go skiing.
Sep 4 2009 4:37PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

my science teacher only has three fingers on one hand, but both pinkies i believe.

Sep 4 2009 6:57PM
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rj.
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i would rip off my toenails, put them in the blender along with cheez whiz, turnips, and whale seamen then eat it.
Sep 4 2009 7:25PM
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bananas
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wow people in 2008 are gross
Sep 4 2009 7:28PM
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TheUngroomed
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i wood give up those skis and use shitty ass rental ones if i could ski
Sep 4 2009 9:27PM
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Brock.
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I would.... bite my tongue until it bleeds profusely to go skiing.

o wait, i did that while skiing....... stupid pub park jumps and their overshootability.
Sep 4 2009 9:59PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
hahahahaha
Sep 4 2009 11:28PM
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erikK
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I would wear baggy pants for a week to shred right now
Sep 4 2009 11:52PM
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-dAvE-
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and you think you'd be able to ski after doing this??
Sep 4 2009 11:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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I'd take my kids to see this:



Second thought; it's not worth it!  I'm just going to have to wait a little longer.



Sep 5 2009 11:13AM
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_steffen_
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i would burn the tip of my penor with a cig to ski right now
Sep 5 2009 1:20PM
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585.
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break a stack of bricks with my fist to go skiing right now, bump

Sep 6 2009 1:24AM
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Evan.Frazee
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I would read a freeskier from cover to cover to ski right now. (now that's torture)
Sep 6 2009 2:05AM
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K.C.Deane
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hahaha this is like the Saw thread
Sep 6 2009 2:22AM
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K.C.Deane
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I ROFLed and LOLed a lot.
Sep 6 2009 2:27AM
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