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Revenge Ideas...

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lepriconfromhell
Posts: 261 - Karma: 91
Assuming I have a legit reason to screw with someones house / car, what are some methods besides egging and TP and stuff. I need something original and really hard to clean up. Also there is a possibility that people could be in the house at the time so it cant be too loud.

Karma for any help.



Aug 24 2008 3:21AM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
take a shit on there car, then get all your freinds to shit on there car, then piss on it.
then shit on there deck
Aug 24 2008 3:24AM
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lepriconfromhell
Posts: 261 - Karma: 91
hmm... thats actually a possibility. i guess i could tell everyone to save up for tomorrow.
thanks


i need a whole lot more ideas though
Aug 24 2008 3:27AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
well if you can get in the car here are a few ideas. get some raw fish somewhere and put it up behind the dash board or get a three whole punch and make lots and lots and lots of those little dots and put them in the vents and crank the vents so when they turn the car on they will all come out all over the place in the car. for their house you could go to walmart and buy a shit ton or rubber bands and cut them up into little pieces and make like a bucket or two full of them and spread them out over their drive assuming they have a paved driveway. you can not sweep them up so you have to pick them all up by hand. pray they dont have a leaf blower.
Aug 24 2008 3:30AM
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mmmmm...Pie
Posts: 673 - Karma: 15
Two of my favorites:

-Paint their windshield.
Just make sure to use a latex/waterbased paint and absolutely make sure it only gets on the glass of their windshield. Leave a scraper with a bow on it to add insult to injury

-Roadkill
It's gross as hell, but if you can pull it off, a nice big raccoon on their doorstep or windshield is pretty funny. 
Aug 24 2008 3:30AM
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lepriconfromhell
Posts: 261 - Karma: 91
ohhh  i like that rubberband idea...

Karma give to both above


keep em coming





Aug 24 2008 3:32AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
ok i have something sneaky, and pretty impossible to clean up, its also simple

put about 3 ziploc bags in their gas tank (the big size)

they will get sucked into the intake, and the car will die, as soon as that happens, the bag floats back in, and the car will restart, then it will happen again, and it happens very randomly, and it takes mechanics forever to figure out what it is, and the reason i say 3, is so that it happens more offten, or if one doesnt black and gets destroyed, there are backups...
happy fucking someone over! and dont do it, unless they have done something truly horrible
Aug 24 2008 3:47AM
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lepriconfromhell
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^thanks for the input. It is not actually the persons car, its the parents, so i guess im looking for something more house oriented.
karma anyway
Aug 24 2008 3:51AM
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skiizy
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ok house oriented... put epoxy (if thats how you spell it) in the lock on their door, and if you could get in a garage, leave pornos in their so that their parents find them (if theyre under 18)
Aug 24 2008 3:58AM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
get a box filled out with like fake online order and throw an eight of shitty weed in there, and put peanutbutter on the windows, absolutely impossible to clean up
Aug 24 2008 4:01AM
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lepriconfromhell
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definitly doing the peanut butter idea 

thanks
Aug 24 2008 4:05AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33
wow those were some original ideas. keep em coming
Aug 24 2008 5:32AM
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lepriconfromhell
Posts: 261 - Karma: 91
one last bump before work...
Aug 24 2008 2:22PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
saran wrap the car
Aug 24 2008 2:23PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
cut open cans of frozen shaving cream in teh car, it expands a ton.
bologna on the car, strips the paint

i like that bags in teh gas tank thing, thats real creative.  howd you come up with that?
Aug 24 2008 2:27PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
if you could hid the string....but take rope or something and tie it to their car and then take the other end and tie it to some randome shit.   so when they go somewhere in the car they are pulling the shit behind them.  that is what my uncle did.   he tied garbage cans to a guys truck and they drove for a long ways before he realized he was draggin cans behind him.
Aug 24 2008 2:45PM
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chames
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thats a good one, except for maybe do it to something valuable like a lawn mower or a bike or something
Aug 24 2008 2:49PM
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breckfreeskier
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or something attached to the outside of their house, like a light fixture above the garage or something. When they take off it will just rip it right off the house
Aug 24 2008 2:55PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
get a friend to deliver a package to there door. but fill the box with shit and seal it super tight. itd hilarious too if you actually made it look legit like make them sign for it and everything
Aug 24 2008 3:00PM
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chames
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oh yea that would be a lot more expensive to fix too. or even tie a rope to the handle on the bottom of the garage door so it rips the garage door off hahaha
Aug 24 2008 3:04PM
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