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Spork Spoon or Fork

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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
The world must know the truth: The corporations with all of their God-given powers are beginning a systematic destruction of the spork. The only hope is that revolutionary outposts such as KFC and Hardy's would continue to provide sporks to the undecided youth of America. I for one am an avid spork fan, and the mere thought of a sporkless world forces my sphincter shut. It is up to you to save this American institution, so tell me now: sporks, spoons, or forks?


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Oct 26 2003 12:37AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
sporks are way more efficent

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

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'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

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Oct 26 2003 12:38AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
sweet lord no, this is a genocide of the worst kind. we cannot lose the spork. the spork is a symbol of american indecisiveness, creativity, efficiency and soup or macaroni and cheese eating ability.
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Oct 26 2003 12:40AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
Praise Yahweh!! For all of my life I searched for those like me, and now I know I am not alone. Oh, how good it feels to know there are others like me in this European infested nation. I need to go into the streets and proclaim to all of the world that the spork will never go away. I will sit in front of my computer and stare at the pictures of spork.org and prove I am a sporkaholic. I need to use a spork as a tool of pleasure, for using it as a tool of pain is so passe. Thank you for giving me a sense of hope, and may Yahweh have mercy upon your soul.


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Oct 26 2003 12:46AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
my piipe is as poon ...fuk it i goint o slepp.
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Oct 26 2003 1:24AM
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redgreen
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
Spooded,
Oct 26 2003 2:17AM
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IceKey
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
I own a snow peak titanium spork, i use it every meal that i can(meaning when its not in the dishwasher) its the best




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Oct 26 2003 11:56AM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
where could i get a metal spork?



'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

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Oct 26 2003 2:05PM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
i like sporks because unlike forks they are dull so they hurt more
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Oct 26 2003 2:12PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
My spoon is to big, so I go with the first one, spork
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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 26 2003 2:20PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
sporks are way more versatile.


SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
Oct 26 2003 3:44PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
Some people call me a spork advocate. Others call me a crack baby. Either way, wanna see my helmet?


Oct 26 2003 4:33PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
haha nice
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 26 2003 4:35PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16


'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 7:17PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
^haha it looks special ed.

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Oct 26 2003 9:44PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
it is such a useful milti-purpose tool, thats why everyone needs a spork.
for all those times when you are in a giant pickle, such as trying to decide whether to eat your chunky soup with everyday utensils, that is when a spork shines in all its glory. your problems will vanish at the glimpse of a spork. food problems, anyway.

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
Oct 26 2003 10:19PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
would you still love the spork if they would have named it forn or foon?
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Oct 27 2003 2:50AM
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