Alright so the other day/night (started drinking early) my boyfriend and I drank 3/5 and a case of beer... and some people were around and my sister showed up and I guess I threw her into a wall because I was pissed... well toi was still bothering her so she went to the doctor.. turns out I gave that hoe a green stick fracture! Who else gets violent when they're drunk? I usually don't but this time I sure did.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers
that's hilarous can't spell cause I'm laughing to hard
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
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I'm Irish so I always wrestle or fight when drunk. On the weekdays I work out just so I'll be stronger for the weekends and all the fights that come with them. So far I'm about 0-10. But I'll win my first fight soon. The most memorable fight was when I walked out all bloody, but the blood was from the other guys cut hand. None the less it was sweet.
I'm a crazy mother fucker! wow no thats not that crazy
Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
amen pjo! i boxed for about 6 years and its a great drunk trick. some people can play piano when they get smashed or something stupid like that, but i can left hook like a motha. im righty all the way, but try to keep it easy
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
^shit man, left handed people always win, we figured out why this one kid always kicked everyones ass, and it was because he was left handed. Someday Ill beat him though. I try to punch with my left hand, but its about as effective as a 9 year old blind girls right arm.
yea im a friendly drunk most of the time. destroying stuff is damned fun. And one time some dudes piled out of a car and kicked my friends ass hardcore and this dude walked up to me and punched me in the face but i was wasted off my ass and stood there. i called the guy a puussy and he started to walk at me all hardcore but before he got to me my huge ass fucking friend took him out
Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
ThisAngelicRage that is fucking hardcore right there. Now being straightedge I cant condon the use of booze to bring out violence...but since you are a fan of hardcore I respect your ass kicking ability.
Careful though, a friend of mine served 3 years for getting into a fight and pushing a kid in front of a car...the kid died and all so that sucks but he was the one that started the fight.
A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
it depends what you drink.
On vodka, i sing, am a happy fellow, beer i act wierdly athletic, rum i am kind of violent, coolers(sadly, this is what most people bring) i hit on every girl, with liquours i am reserved but try to be funny, gin/martini/etc, i walk around everywhere, i dunno why, and finally with absynthe i sit in a chair and watch every little blue goat that eats people.
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
when i drink beer ill fight over a chair, when i drink vodka, i get past the ability to talk, move, focus on things, or see to quickly to get mad. i get so violent when i drink, that i usually just smoke weed, bt sometimes, i drink and smoke and that seems to work.
NOTE:i get very passionate and worked up about stupid (sometimes) and strange things that i ussually dont perticually care about.
whiskey make me violent to... the last time i drank whiskey i got into a fight with 2 cops in whistler. those mother fuckers got me good!!!and now i have to go to court for resisting arrest , i pretty much stick to beer these days but every once in a while u have to bring out a bottle..
When I drink beer, I like to wrestle, no matter who it's with. I've got a battle scar from my ex-boyfriend's belt when it was this hugeee wrestling thing with about nine people going crazy. So much fun. Anyway, everything else just makes me happy and friendly. What Stacey said perfectly describes me as well. I sing and dance a lot, and I'll just walk around nonstop. When people try to get me to sit down, I'll just squirm away and keep exploring. Weeeee, gotta love the effects of alcohol.